3 things about me

[ABSTRUSE]

Its turning into a zoo around here! Snakes, doves, monkeys...

Welcome to a day in my house, add a dog and two turtles to the mix.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Welcome to a day in my house, add a dog and two turtles to the mix.

Well I could add a cat and a couple of dead mice

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well I could add a cat and a couple of dead mice

what the hell, bring em on the ark!

 

[Goldie Munro]

what the hell, bring em on the ark!

Theres a flood??

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Theres a flood??

There was, but the water receded, so I may as well start a petting zoo.

 

[Goldie Munro]

There was, but the water receded, so I may as well start a petting zoo.

Pet away!!

 

[Pornofan420]

1. I've really become fascinated with the movie Donnie Darko. Borrowed the DVD from a buddy after I went and saw the Director's Cut last Friday.

2. Mrs. 420 made a half-sheet pan of homemade marshmallows last night and they'll be cut for desert tonight. This is the recipie that the pastry chef for Bellagio in Las Vegas posted to one of the cooking websites she reads. YUM!!!

3. In certain neighborhoods of Berkeley, I drive with AFI blasting on the stereo because I've run into members of the band in the area (they're local) and if I ever pass them on the street, I figure it'd be cool for them to hear a fan enjoying their music. </geek>

3b. It's not like AFI spends a lot of time out of my CD player when I'm not in Berkeley.

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

Nice thread and let me think. 3 things about me? That's not hard.

1. I always try to be honest and true. I'm not into the wankers or privates many others are into. I enjoy more of an intelligent conversation and not the sex.

2. I'm usually the quiet type. Not just on the net but also in real. I've tried to talk to others on the net but have been accused of trying to mess around each time I do. If anyone is in my buddy list they seem to get accused of us messing around. I'm sorry to everyone for that.

3. I'm Old-Fashioned. I guess I follow the old ways. Of honor and chivalry. I know most don't exist today, but I love that code of conduct. I seldom get privates unless it's in response to a thank you from someone. And I appreciate each thank you. I'm here as a friend to anyone. I believe in friendship. It's rare and far between.

Well, that's my three. I'm not discussing politics anymore nor religion. Soooooooooooo, I'm behaving. lmao

 

[fifty5]

Welcome to a day in my house, add a dog and two turtles to the mix.

Plus two new (ten weeks today) puppies.

They're even more gorgeous than they are nuisances - which means a LOT!

f6

 

[doormouse]

Three things about me? Let me think.

1. I hate self-centred people. I'm genuinely concerned about my friends. When they disappear for four days and come back to say hi with no explanation, and then disappear again, I worry. That's just me. I love my friends.

2. I hate people that call me a liar, when the only reason I lied to them was to protect myself and my kids. People with a history of abuse don't deserve the time of day as far as I'm concerned.

3. I love music.

 

[pop_54]

Awww what a nice image the snake in the lap conjures up!

1. Partner is 400 miles away

2. I need a f**k

3. God do I need a f**k

ps Pop - Tommy Cooper rocked!

1. If he's still 400 mile away.

2. If you still need f**k

3. Also available for weddings and Bamitzva's.

ps: Not like... Like that, Hahahahaha!!!

 

[pop_54]

Awww what a nice image the snake in the lap conjures up!

doesn't it just hey pops get your snake out

Don't be greedy you had it last night

 

[pop_54]

1. I also need a f**k

2. My partner is also a good ways away - not sure if its 400 miles, but too damn far, anyway.

3. I'm actually looking forward to taking little Spiderman to a birthday party Saturday. Jeez, I need a life.

I have no aversion to offering my services to more than one pretty lady with a partner 400 miles away

 

[Goldie Munro]

1. If he's still 400 mile away.

2. If you still need f**k

3. Also available for weddings and Bamitzva's.

ps: Not like... Like that, Hahahahaha!!!

Thats an offer I cant refuse...I think..but only if

1 you make sure you bring the snake

2 that cloudy can come too

3 you entertain me with your Tommy Cooper impersonations

 

[doormouse]

Three things about me today... hmm

1. I GET MY CAR BACK AFTER A WEEK!!!! WooooHoooooooooo

2. I'm horny and tired

3. I'm SOoooooo in love

 

[Pornofan420]

1. Early in the day and later at night, my shoulders and elbows pop like thunder when I do yoga.

2. I'm making hot cocoa to go with the homemade marshmallows Mrs. 420 made last night.

3. I make SUCH better coffee than any coffee shop or bakery I might pass on the way to work in the morning. But some morning I just don't have the ability to make the coffee AND get out the door.

 

[fifty5]

1 - I've just written to an online friend in the US

2 - I've just written to my son in China

3 - Now I've just written to you lovely lot too...

f6

 

[Guest]

1. I like wearing Blue jeans and cowboy boots.

2. I'm not that big a fan of Country music. (I like some of it, but prefer Jazz and Blues)

3. I can't dance.

 

[matriarch]

Drinking diet coke...........slowly

Coughing .............painfully

Listening to Shania Twain..........lustfully

 

[matriarch]

1. Trying to write.

2. Trying to write.

3. Trying to write.

 

[carsonshepherd]

1. I'm hungry.

2. Sometimes I'd rather just masturbate than have sex.

3. I didn't smoke marijuana until I was 30 years old (about 3 months ago.)

 

[OhMissScarlett]

1. Yes, I like Counting Crows

2. I think cabbage is sinister.

3. I'm obsessed with celebrity gossip.





Pure Blasphemy

 

[Pornofan420]

1. Came in just under even last night at the poker table.

2. Considering leaving my Friday night game for a Saturday one because "V" will not stop getting the table worked up into an election season political froth to the point where it interferes with the flow of the game, especially when she's not even sitting at the table.

3. Getting fitted for new prescription sunglasses this morning.

 

[Absoloution]

This is my first post around here but I have been reading a lot of the posts for a while. I decided to go for it and tell you three things about me.

1. Writing is a way for me to express myself and escape my normal inhibitions.

2. I'm quite shy and have not had many boyfriends.

3. I sing when I'm nervous.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Awww....

This is my first post around here but I have been reading a lot of the posts for a while. I decided to go for it and tell you three things about me.

1. Writing is a way for me to express myself and escape my normal inhibitions.

2. I'm quite shy and have not had many boyfriends.

3. I sing when I'm nervous.

Don't you sound sweet! Welcome to the thread.