3 things about me

[RebeccaLeah]

1. I hate cramps too and feel like someone kicked me in the stomach.

2. I've taken all the Advil I can take without my ears ringing.

3. If the Advil doesn't start working soon, I'm getting out the whiskey.

Ooooooo, whiskey sounds pretty good right now.....might as well burn a hole in my stomach as my insides try to burn themselves with acid.....at least that's how it's feeling.

p.s. thanks goosey, you don't have many years on me babe, I probably was never with the right people to know anything, god I didn't even know about the new kids on the block....sheesh.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

1. I thought it would be lame.

2. It wasn't.

3. It never gets old, no matter how oft repeated.



~lucky

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I always sort of had a crush on Huey Lewis ever since I heard he was really well-endowed.

His songs are way cheesy. But, I can't help singing every time I hear 'I want a new drug'

Hey Mindy, thanks for the rose! Maybe I should start a 'rant about your period' thread, lol.

 

[minsue]

Ooooooo, whiskey sounds pretty good right now.....might as well burn a hole in my stomach as my insides try to burn themselves with acid.....at least that's how it's feeling.

p.s. thanks goosey, you don't have many years on me babe, I probably was never with the right people to know anything, god I didn't even know about the new kids on the block....sheesh.

7 years is a lifetime in cartoon-years

 

[Guest]

7 years is a lifetime in cartoon-years

and here i was thinking that cartoon life was approximately 1/2 hour..

sigh i have so much to learn

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Ooooooo, whiskey sounds pretty good right now.....might as well burn a hole in my stomach as my insides try to burn themselves with acid.....at least that's how it's feeling.

p.s. thanks goosey, you don't have many years on me babe, I probably was never with the right people to know anything, god I didn't even know about the new kids on the block....sheesh.

You weren't missing much with New Kids, just a lot of bad choreography and worse songs.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You weren't missing much with New Kids, just a lot of bad choreography and worse songs.

You know you wanted Joey. (I know I did!)

You know who else supposedly has a "tremendous wang"(apologies, KV)? Steven Seagal.

 

[Pornofan420]

1) Mrs. 420 & I are making pizza w/ store bought dough, shredded zucchini, sliced chicken-apple sausage, crumbled bacon, goat cheese, all over a spread of homemade onion confit instead of tomato sauce.

2) Mrs. 420 loves tomatoes, but they don't love her.

3) This is SO not the pizza I remember from my youth in NY. I'd probably catch a beating for suggesting it back then.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You know you wanted Joey. (I know I did!)

You know who else supposedly has a "tremendous wang"(apologies, KV)? Steven Seagal.

It was Donnie and it still is, especially since he's a "legitimate actor" now.

Pizza sounds great, does Mr. 420 deliver?

 

[Pornofan420]

Pizza sounds great, does Mr. 420 deliver?

Not with her back out, she doesn't.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You're probably wishing you were a chiropractor right about now.

 

[Pornofan420]

Or an accupuncturist.

 

[Guest]

1) i dont have a penis

2) i dont want a penis

3) i dont know why im posting about penis

 

[pop_54]

1) i dont have a penis

2) i dont want a penis

3) i dont know why im posting about penis

I've got one you can borrow for half hour if you change your mind

 

[sincerely_helene]

I've got one you can borrow for half hour if you change your mind

It's dettachable????

 

[impressive]

1) i dont have a penis

2) i dont want a penis

3) i dont know why im posting about penis

1) I have a fully functional penis that I allow my husband to carry around.

2) Sometimes I want it.

3) Other times my plastic penis is preferable. (Hubby's doesn't vibrate, after all.)

 

[Guest]

I've got one you can borrow for half hour if you change your mind

pops you sexy beastie...
should the need 'arise' youll be the first to know.
*grin*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

1) i dont have a penis

2) i dont want a penis

3) i dont know why im posting about penis

Penis envy.

Don't worry, with practice you too can write your name in the snow.

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Ask me nicely 3 things you want to know and I'll tell you


maybe



Wicked

 

[Guest]

Ask me nicely 3 things you want to know and I'll tell you


maybe



Wicked

OK...

What celebrity would you like to be?

What celebrity would you be most willing to have sex with?

What historical person would you like to have dinner with?

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

OK...
What celebrity would you like to be?

What celebrity would you be most willing to have sex with?

What historical person would you like to have dinner with?

1. None - I wouldn't want to be under public eye like that


2.I'll take 2 - Angelina Jolie and Sean Connery

3. Edgar Alan Poe - I'd love to dip into his mind for an evening



Wicked

 

[Honey123]

I really am a good girl

But I am also a bad girl

A am really good at being a bad girl

 

[minsue]

I really am a good girl

But I am also a bad girl

A am really good at being a bad girl

Are you the little girl with the little curl?

(when she was good, she was very very good,
but when she was bad, she was horrid)

 

[Guest]

I really am a good girl

But I am also a bad girl

A am really good at being a bad girl

I think you need to be spanked.

Come over here, young lady

 

[Honey123]

Many curls... I must be pretty bad!!

Ted...a spanking? Why I never...at least so far today...