3 things about me

[ABSTRUSE]

1. I also suffer from delusions like the two trollops above.

2. I take my meds for it.

3. My tits are still bigger than Lou's.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: It's Back!

Dammit woman!!! Not when I am drinking. I almost choked.

Following kind of in your vein......
1. I'm tall, figure to die for and irresistible
2. I'm rich and famous
3. I have a vivid imagination

No?? Yes???

They're all correct, aren't they???



Sorry, babe, I hate to inflict choking upon anyone.

 

[Guest]

1. I also suffer from delusions like the two trollops above.

2. I take my meds for it.

3. My tits are still bigger than Lou's.

1. You are a delusion.

2. I stopped - that could be where I went wrong.

3. You think you're special? That's not difficult.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

1. You are a delusion.

2. I stopped - that could be where I went wrong.

3. You think you're special? That's not difficult.

1. PMSL.

2. That's what alcohol is for.

3. No, I just like my tits.

 

[Guest]

1. PMSL.

2. That's what alcohol is for.

3. No, I just like my tits.

1. I hope you've got your pad on.

2. Indeed!

3. Quite, so do I!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

.
3. No, I just like my tits.

I enjoy them as well.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

1. I hope you've got your pad on.

2. Indeed!

3. Quite, so do I!

1. I'm sitting on a mattress

2. I need a drink.

3. Good, cuz I'm painting them white and pressing them on paper to make snowomen Christmas cards, you're back on my list.

 

[Honey123]

1 - 3 I want huge tits

 

[impressive]

1 - 3 I want huge tits

See the "Corrupt Wish" thread.

P.S. Do you want them to be YOUR tits -- or do you want to have your way with someone else's huge tits? Or both, perhaps?

 

[Guest]

See the "Corrupt Wish" thread.

P.S. Do you want them to be YOUR tits -- or do you want to have your way with someone else's huge tits? Or both, perhaps?

On that note...

1 - 3. I want a huge cock.

(No, I'm not really a compulsive liar, honest!).

Hey, speaking of whom, where is that guy???

Lou

 

[Pornofan420]

1. Gonna light a fat one, hop the train, and go see "Donnie Darko: Director's Cut" tonight with a couple of friends.

2. Mrs. 420 is staying home 'cause got massive lower back pain and can hardly walk.

3. I came across one of my old notebooks containing the notes for one of my unfinished stories. It's got me thinking (and making notes) again...

 

[pop_54]

I have a raging hard-on.

I'm going to bed now.

In about an hour I won't have a raging hard-on any more.

 

[impressive]

On that note...

1 - 3. I want a huge cock.

See "Corrupt Wish" thread.

P.S. Do you want it to be YOUR cock -- or do you want to have your way with someone else's huge cock? Or both, perhaps?

 

[Guest]

I have a raging hard-on.

I'm going to bed now.

In about an hour I won't have a raging hard-on any more.

you wouldnt be pops without that hardon..

can i watch?

tease!

 

[Selena_Kitt]

1. I'm missing my husband, who is out of town again.
2. I'm watching "13 Going on 30" and actually enjoying it.
3. My windows are open on a cool, fall night and I've got goosebumps, but I won't close them...

 

[doormouse]

1.I'm a fucking possessive bitch
2.God help any bitch who tries it on my man
3.If the bitch wins, he wasn't worth the tears.

Only three????


awww I could go on forever LOL

 

[ABSTRUSE]

1. I thought I'd bump this thread.

2. I don't know why I did.

3. No matter how hard you try to teach them, snakes don't play fetch.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

3. No matter how hard you try to teach them, snakes don't play fetch.

And they make lousy kissers too... especially the poisonous ones! (Or so I've heard )

1. I need a nap.

2. I need a beer.

3. Not necessarily in that order.

 

[pop_54]

Snakes are cool... and can make nice pets, an old g/f had one many moons ago... used to curl up on your lap and go to sleep.

1. I need a f**k.

2. I need a nap.

3. Preferably in that order

 

[Goldie Munro]

Snakes are cool... and can make nice pets, an old g/f had one many moons ago... used to curl up on your lap and go to sleep.

1. I need a f**k.

2. I need a nap.

3. Preferably in that order

Awww what a nice image the snake in the lap conjures up!

1. Partner is 400 miles away

2. I need a f**k

3. God do I need a f**k

ps Pop - Tommy Cooper rocked!

 

[LorriLove]

Awww what a nice image the snake in the lap conjures up!

doesn't it just hey pops get your snake out

 

[cloudy]

1. I also need a f**k

2. My partner is also a good ways away - not sure if its 400 miles, but too damn far, anyway.

3. I'm actually looking forward to taking little Spiderman to a birthday party Saturday. Jeez, I need a life.

 

[Goldie Munro]

1. I also need a f**k

2. My partner is also a good ways away - not sure if its 400 miles, but too damn far, anyway.

3. I'm actually looking forward to taking little Spiderman to a birthday party Saturday. Jeez, I need a life.

The next room is too far away for me at the moment!

Maybe we could console ach oher Cloudy!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

1. everyone here is horny

2. everyone here needs to get laid

3. Trying to teach the doves to make coffee isn't working either, I need a monkey.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Its turning into a zoo around here! Snakes, doves, monkeys...