3 things about me

CrazyyAngel said:
Does that mean you want to ignore me, but cant because of the AV? :confused:
I did not mean that, it's just that were it not for your AV I would not normally respond to an NBA or other sports related post.

Sorry, my short-term (and other) memory is shot, I'd forgotten your previous AV.

Perdita :rose:
 
Three for starters:

1/ I never knew boys had dicks until I was 16.

2/ I love playing with kids in the park.

4/ I would like to be charged with rape of a policeman on my 100th birthday - and get off on a split jury decision.

6/ I would like to be good at arinthmatic and speling.
 
I am

1. Divorcing YAY!!!!
2. Mother of two gorgeous little girls
3. Totally in love with Lord DragonsWing

(A dragon and a mouse... should make interesting offspring) ;-)
 
doormouse said:
I am

1. Divorcing YAY!!!!
2. Mother of two gorgeous little girls
3. Totally in love with Lord DragonsWing

(A dragon and a mouse... should make interesting offspring) ;-)

Grats, doormouse!

*cracks knuckles*

1. Prefer leather to lace.
2. Longs for sex on the beach.
3. Slut for a good shampoo by someone with strong fingers.

~ R W
 
Thanks LOL

(I think a sledge hammer might have more effect than knuckles) ;-)
 
CrazyyAngel said:
Couldnt be much worse than say a dragon and a donkey, eh? :D

CA

Could be worse Angel

Mouse with Elephant is the worse... such bloody big holes in the skirting boards:D

Happy divorce day Mouse:rose:
 
pop_54 said:
Could be worse Angel

Mouse with Elephant is the worse... such bloody big holes in the skirting boards:D

Happy divorce day Mouse:rose:

Ahm ... I was referring to the ending scene of Shrek 2, where Donkey saw his children for the first time :D.

But Mouse with Elephant sounds nice ... kind of ...

CA
 
doormouse said:
I am

1. Divorcing YAY!!!!
2. Mother of two gorgeous little girls
3. Totally in love with Lord DragonsWing

(A dragon and a mouse... should make interesting offspring) ;-)

*i hope you decorate your car like i did.. "Just Divorced" in rear window by my kids.. sweet things.

*same here cept ones 16 YIKES

*good for you. we all need a little love

congrats sweets.. enjoy your freedom.
 
Raging Whoremoans said:
Grats, doormouse!

*cracks knuckles*

1. Prefer leather to lace.
2. Longs for sex on the beach.
3. Slut for a good shampoo by someone with strong fingers.

~ R W

hrm.. i seem to have everything you require..
leather
beach
strong fingers
mwwaaahhh.. care to come over for my day at the beach?:devil:
 
vella_ms said:
hrm.. i seem to have everything you require..
leather
beach
strong fingers
mwwaaahhh.. care to come over for my day at the beach?:devil:

I'd love to. When do we leave? Clothing optional I presume?

~lucky
 
lucky-E-leven said:
I'd love to. When do we leave? Clothing optional I presume?

~lucky

clothing?? whats that?:confused:

edited to add: you were supposed to leave yesterday
 
vella_ms said:
yes, but would you have me any other way?:D

no, the slut part is a must

but instead of lounging naked in a martini glass i'd rather see you tied to my bed.

~lucky
 
lucky-E-leven said:
no, the slut part is a must

but instead of lounging naked in a martini glass i'd rather see you tied to my bed.

~lucky

im waiting
 
3 things about me that I HATE:

I am self-conscious.

I am sensitive to what people don't say to me.

I get upset that people want to stop being with me.
 
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