3 things about me

[cloudy]

- I just submitted my second story (although my first has yet to be approved )

- I managed to completely piss someone off in another thread - quite unintentionally

- guess my day is not complete unless I piss someone off, or make them howl with laughter, preferably the latter.

Cloudy

 

[Guest]

9. I'm drinking vodka.

10. I'm eating a cream cake.

11. I'll be running five miles in the morning.

Lou

 

[destinie21]

I eat choclate teddy grahams
I'm cooking catfish and curried rice with black bean sauce
my house will never be clean enough for my mother.

 

[Honey123]

I am in a CRABBY mood

I need to vent

I want to cry

ALL RIGHT NOW

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I am in a CRABBY mood

I need to vent

I want to cry

ALL RIGHT NOW

I relish my mood swings, I embrace them with every fiber of my being.

 

[cloudy]

A good cry is therapy for the soul, Honey, and I think we all vent here.....at least a little.

It'll get better, it always does despite the best intentions of those who oppose us

Cloudy

 

[Honey123]

I hope --- I dont mind my mood swings, I am a Gemini, so I have adapted, but today someone just hurt me to the core....

Yes on the way home from work I will put on my saddest CD and cry -- pray I don't crash!

 

[cloudy]

I hope --- I dont mind my mood swings, I am a Gemini, so I have adapted, but today someone just hurt me to the core....

Yes on the way home from work I will put on my saddest CD and cry -- pray I don't crash!

Having mood swings, and being actually EXPECTED to have them, with no explanations necessary, is one of the absolute coolest things about being a woman!

Cloudy

 

[Guest]

 

[gauchecritic]

11. I'll be running five miles in the morning.

Lou

Just make sure it's two and a half out and two and a half back otherwise you'll have to catch a bus home.

Gauche

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I hope --- I dont mind my mood swings, I am a Gemini, so I have adapted, but today someone just hurt me to the core....

Yes on the way home from work I will put on my saddest CD and cry -- pray I don't crash!

Aw Honey, Sending a Hug, supersized and full of love.

 

[CharleyH]

7: To lucky and Joe - 50,000 posts back: I do more than tie cherries with my tongue

8: despite my posts, I am one of the most calm, balanced and peaceful person you ever meet - unless you have sex with me. Grrrr

9: I am a whore for knowledge.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

9: I am a whore for knowledge.

Can I put that on a T-shirt?

~A~

 

[CharleyH]

Can I put that on a T-shirt?

~A~

Anytime baby - apparently being a whore makes me easy How much money did you say you had? LOL

 

[destinie21]

I can play the piano
I can play the violin
I can carry a tune

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Anytime baby - apparently being a whore makes me easy How much money did you say you had? LOL

I'm too poor for such expensive tastes I'm afraid, but I'll cut you in on the T-shirt sales...*wink*

 

[McKenna]

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[CharleyH]

I'm too poor for such expensive tastes I'm afraid, but I'll cut you in on the T-shirt sales...*wink*

Oh, you weren't on Jerry Springer - were you lol - COULD have sworn king crab was in your mix.

My Mother warned me:

1. If theres no lobster - don't put out
2. If he has a private plane, just put a bag over his head
3. I don't recall - lol

Those were most important . . . . at the time

 

[dirtylover]

God? Is that you?

God - now that could be interesting. Forget George Michael, or Liar's mum, - I'm upgrading, please now refer to me as 'your holiness'....

hehe, megalomania is fun.

btw Destine - that AV is very distracting --do you have anything slightly more demure? It takes me long enough to read the posts as it is.

Charlie - you put out for lobster? I though it was crab meat?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, you weren't on Jerry Springer - were you lol - COULD have sworn king crab was in your mix.

My Mother warned me:

1. If theres no lobster - don't put out
2. If he has a private plane, just put a bag over his head
3. I don't recall - lol

Those were most important . . . . at the time

I watch Jerry, makes me feel better about my own life. Love the king crab, but only voluteered to spring for it if I came into money, smarty...lol.
Your Mom is very smart. I will teach my daughter the same things...no wait, she'll be on Jerry Springer!!!!!!

You get 10% off the T-shirt sales and I'll throw in a "Jerry Springer:Too Hot for TV" dvd. cuz I'm nice like that.

 

[destinie21]

I I'll throw in a "Jerry Springer:Too Hot for TV" dvd.

yes but which one?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

They are all good honey! LOL

Hmm...silly girl must have the whole collection

 

[CharleyH]

I watch Jerry, makes me feel better about my own life. Love the king crab, but only voluteered to spring for it if I came into money, smarty...lol.
Your Mom is very smart. I will teach my daughter the same things...no wait, she'll be on Jerry Springer!!!!!!

You get 10% off the T-shirt sales and I'll throw in a "Jerry Springer:Too Hot for TV" dvd. cuz I'm nice like that.

Hm - being a business woman - and . . .. you can get the typical 80 per cent off the T then? DVD is 15 for you! lol

Jerry Springer - mmm Abs - thought you were more up-and-coming!? Did I say cumming? Yes I can go below - lol -take it as you will.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hm - being a business woman - and . . .. you can get the typical 80 per cent off the T then? DVD is 15 for you! lol

Jerry Springer - mmm Abs - thought you were more up-and-coming!? Did I say cumming? Yes I can go below - lol -take it as you will.

Okay, I'm selling the shirts on my own, you get nothing but a lovely handwritten thank you note. and you'll like it!!!!

Now don't think less of me because of my Jerry addiction, if you watch it with friends and make it interactive it's much more fun. I do love Historical television, Discovery, esp when they do a feature on Egypt, and Tlc...so am I redeemed?

 

[CharleyH]

Okay, I'm selling the shirts on my own, you get nothing but a lovely handwritten thank you note. and you'll like it!!!!

Now don't think less of me because of my Jerry addiction, if you watch it with friends and make it interactive it's much more fun. I do love Historical television, Discovery, esp when they do a feature on Egypt, and Tlc...so am I redeemed?

Not quite sure babe - if I can forgive a Springer watcher, but - hm - obviously, I have seen it or wouldn't comment . . . so ok - does this mean I need to 'keep you' and you can't afford to keep me LOL

As for business - 'tis my copyright - work the details or in the american way SUE!!!!! OH you burned my pussy! ouch. SUE! Who's she?