3 things about me

dirtylover

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1. I don't like peppers

2. I'm 23

3. I tend to feel pretty tired after having sex


please feel free to carry on, any facts will do, the more entertaining and insightful the better...
 
Wait a couple of decades -- you'll love peppers
 
Cool, I try them every couple of years or so, because people find it hard to believe I don't like them, but still no joy. I think maybe it's a psychological hurdle rather than anything else - kinda like, an extreme aquired taste- like Mo Molan's much uglier sister.
 
and they have something in them that stops you feeling tired after sex
 
Sub Joe said:
and they have something in them that stops you feeling tired after sex
After sex? They always add an inch or two to my lovers. Where do you think "Latin Lovers" got their reputation? Not from spikkin spanglish, matey. Have a jalapeno an hour before sex (but wash those hands after!)

Perdita Latina
 
Cum to think of it, if you have a jalapeno, you don't really need a cock at all.
 
dirtylover said:
please feel free to carry on, any facts will do, the more entertaining and insightful the better...

I suppose I will...

1. I smoke a pack of cigarettes a day and drink nothing but coffee and soda

2. In the 4th grade I lost the schoolwide spelling bee on the word obituary. My mother is still convinced it wasn't my fault. :rolleyes:

3. I bite my fingernails so compusively that I do not remember them ever reaching the tips of my fingers

Edited because the typo was mocking me as I scrolled by.
 
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One: Motorcycle/Car Fanatic

Two: Love being read to.

Three: Adore music and have the annoying habit of singing every single word to every single song on the radio. (Have also been known to play air guitar, air drums and air keyboard during my sing alongs.)



~lucky
 
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1. I love Beethoven, Lord Byron, Oscar Wilde, Maria Callas and Glenn Gould as if I had known them in real life.

2. I have loved, and only want to love more, preferably reciprocally.

3. I want to die in Venice, in a gondola, on a quiet side canal at twilight, in winter.

Perdita
 
jumping the bandwaggon

I am

I. an avid consumer of strong liquorice candy.

II. a former drummer in a punk rock band, who can't stand listening to that kind of music.

III. able to dislocate my left knee at will. I have so far not come up with any practical use for this superpower. Any suggestions? Could I feign an accident and sue someone?

#L
 
1) Prone to dancing in the rain.

2) Have head butting competitions with my cat. :rolleyes:

3) Begrudgingly admit to liking Riverdance.

~ R W
 
3 things

1. I'm still addicted to flirting and have been since high school.

2. I'm proficient at a great many things but expert at almost none.

3. From the bottom of my ears to my toes my hair is red.(except where the gray is starting to appear.) The hair on top of my head comes in a sandy light brown, althought it does get redder if I spend enough time in the sun. Sometimes I get my hairstylist to dye it to match my beard, but I am currently between stylists, so it is very obvious right now.
 
Post script...

4. I am currently pondering showing up at 'Dita's door with a jar of Jalapeno's and a CD of Beethovens Pastoral or at Lucky's with a Corvette and Lady Chatterley's Lover .


P.P.S. See #1 above...

P.P.P.S. Is it raining at RW's? I'm no Michael Flatley but I do have a cat (or does she have me?)
 
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Re: Post script...

Belegon said:
4. I am currently pondering showing up at 'Dita's door with a jar of Jalapeno's and a CD of Beethovens Pastoral or at Lucky's with a Corvette and Lady Chatterley's Lover .


P.P.S. See #1 above...

P.P.P.S. Is it raining at RW's? I'm no Michael Flatley but I do have a cat (or does she have me?)

It's not currently raining, but it's always raging. Pick me up first and we'll blaze a trail to Lucky's before heading to Cali. to drop in on Perdita. :D Would be a tight squeeze in a vette, but that might just add to the fun. ;)

Also, we might want to include minsue...she's got the caffeine, smokes and I wouldn't mind being tickled by her tail feathers...

~ R W

You're not the only one afflicted by your #1. :p
 
Cool by me...

Definate yes to picking up Mindy, I don't smoke anymore but truly adore my coffee and especially adore a good and creative sense of humor ( makes me wonder what else she is creative at ) and might want to pick up another one of the guys for balance. I once fit 9 people in a little Toyota on the way back from a football game, we'll have to use laps but we will try.
 
Sub Joe said:
Cum to think of it, if you have a jalapeno, you don't really need a cock at all.
I have jalapeno. Are you saying I should discard of my cock?
 
I'm hoping...

...especially after reading what people can get up to when it's raining. :devil:
 
1. I am insecure, emotionally unstable and scarred.

2. I would die for my husband and kids.

3. I don't like eggs, brussell sprouts, marzipan and dessicated coconut - particularly all at once.

Lou
 
Tatelou said:
1. I am insecure, emotionally unstable and scarred.

2. I would die for my husband and kids.

3. I don't like eggs, brussell sprouts, marzipan and dessicated coconut - particularly all at once.

Lou

You forgot beautiful. But one can't be expected to remember everything!


~ R W
 
Tatelou said:
1. I am insecure, emotionally unstable and scarred.
Most people are, but not all have the balls to admit it. :rose:
 
1. I don't like to talk before 9am. I'm not grumpy, I just don't see the need for verbal communication.

2. I secretly sing along to Britney in the car.

3. I love to read trashy novels - when I get the chance!
 
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