What is a Royal Untouchable?
Well firstly they won't see themselve as such. Most of the time they are the good ole boys/girls, just the same as everyone else. They will make sure they let you know that too.
Secondly, they go after new old, friend and foe with thier "humour". Well to them it is humour and to thier fellow "Royal Untouchables" it is humour. but to the rest of the board its a cold callous attack, some of the other borad members, new, old, friend and foe, will mention it only to be ignored or possibly enveloped in the "humour", more often than not that latter rings true.
Thirdly, a "Royal Untouchable" will immediately, like a super hero, will jump on the seen of two people having a seemingly heated conversation with no relation to the "Royal Untouchables" and fully inject themselves inthe middle of it in a most assuredly counter productive way, usually near the latter end of the heated conversation when things have cooled down and things are cleared, The Royal Untouchable arrives just in time to throw a few chunks of coal and wood on the fire and salt in the fresh wounds. Sometimes they will even go as far as to start a whole new thread citing "thier" champion to the afore mentioned cause and try to rally every one to the champions side.
Fourthly, a "Royal Untouchable" will chastise a member, new, old, friend or foe, for doing something they deem unacceptable, and then they themselves the "Royal Untouchable" will turn around and post the exact same thing, that the chastisee did, only changing the names, places and times to suit thier own purposes all the while puffing thier chest out for chastising the offender for doing it earlier.
Some things that a "Royal Untouchable" might/do say regularly:
-> Obviously your wrong.
-> Well if you can't see the difference.
-> It's never black and white.
-> Can you be any blinder.
-> Yes, it's appropriate that I posted that.
So in conclusion you can see that there is absolutely noone on this board who fits that desription, so yes the "Royal Untouchable" is merely a figment of my imagination. Sorry for falsely accusing any one of being such a hienous personality.
