20 gallons of cum

[sixfoot4]

I was having a nice long wank the other day to videos of females masturbating, easily my favourite subject. As I came I wondered just how much semen have I pumped out over the years. Let's do some math. Google says the average man ejaculates 1.25 to 5 ml (a quarter to one teaspoon) of the old wallpaper paste. Well, of course, I'm a 'heavy shooter', well when young the several white 'ropes' I threw out were received with surprise so maybe I was once. But let's say the average is 3 mls. Now of course we men all have sex multiple times a day....not. Well, as a young man I did cum several times having got the girl into bed. But now it's once a go. So let's say Mr Average ejaculates three times a week over a 50 year sex life. That's wanking and shagging. So that's nearly 19,000 weeks, nearly 57,000 (wow!) squirts of 3 mls, equals nearly 180,000 mls equals 180 litres, nearly 20 gallons! Fuck me! The average bath is 30 gallons. So ladies forget Cleopatra bathing in ass's milk, fill that bath, you know it's good for skin tone.
So take it from there, folks, whatever that stirred in your mind......

 

[cubbyfire04]

I'm known as the random fact guy in my circle of friends. This message will be spread.

 

[sixfoot4]

I'm known as the random fact guy in my circle of friends. This message will be spread.

Ok, as long as you attribute 'copyright' to sixfoot4/literotica!!

 

[policywank]

I hate to be a stickler but 50 years x 52 weeks = 2,600 weeks (not 19,000)

 

[DennisB]

What???

Cumming 3 times a week?
3 mls on average per load?
50 years of orgasms?

Cumming 3 times a week for 1 year = cumming 156 times a year.

Times 50 years = 7,800 orgasms for 50 years.

3 mls on average times 7800 orgasms = 23,400 mls.

23,400 mls is a little over 6 gallons.

That is a very tiny bath tub. You could turn that into a shower but only take it once.

 

[Bisexguy70]

I hate to be a stickler but 50 years x 52 weeks = 2,600 weeks (not 19,000)

Its fuzzy math. All the blood has left the brain. Regardless i know ive pumped at least a gallon in my buddies ass over the past five years. Again, im doing the math with most of my blood in my cock.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

10cc’s

There was even a band named after the amount of jizz..

 

[NOBGE]

19,000 weeks…that’s 365 years!

 

[sixfoot4]

The blood had indeed left the brain. When the organ that does my thinking for me becomes erect and engorged it drains my secondary thinking organ, resulting in brain fog.
The moral of the story is don't wank and write.

 

[jehoram]

I remember a story I read where a porn star calculated how much cum her thousands and thousands of admirers had produced while wanking to her pictures and movies over the course of her career. It came to filling an Olympic-sized swimming pool. IIRC, she showed her work.

 

[SilverPhoenixxx]

What???

Cumming 3 times a week?
3 mls on average per load?
50 years of orgasms?

Cumming 3 times a week for 1 year = cumming 156 times a year.

Times 50 years = 7,800 orgasms for 50 years.

3 mls on average times 7800 orgasms = 23,400 mls.

23,400 mls is a little over 6 gallons.

That is a very tiny bath tub. You could turn that into a shower but only take it once.

That is still a lot of cum. If someone sat you down and put six milk jugs in front of you full of cum and said do as you will....

 

[Conquen69]

While the calculations are a bit questionable, I have often wondered just how much jazz my beautiful wife has swallowed over the years. I hope it was a good amount since she no longer does and claims to have swallowed enough.
Not sure what that means

 

[hulmule]

So you're saying that if I swallow three times a week for 50 years, that I'll have swallowed 20 gallons of the good stuff?

If you swallowed 3 times a week - Thats some good stuff in it's self !!!

 

[hulmule]

It has to go somewhere

oh it does... I'm just saying being sucked 3 times in a week .. WOW now i would lovin that...

 

[Privates1stClass]

I Googled, "How many gallons in an Olympic swimming pool?" and the answer I got back was 660000 gallons. Then I checked the US male population over 18. The answer for that (2020 data) was 101 million. Assuming the average ejaculate is 3 milliliters (18-24 year olds produce more, 60-90 year olds produce less), 101 million males produce a total of 303000 liters of sperm per ejaculation. At 3.785 liters per gallon, that's a shade over 80000 gallons. So by my calculations, the adult US male population (assuming one ejaculation per day) could fill an Olympic swimming pool in just a little over eight days. Wow!

 

[sixfoot4]

So you're saying that if I swallow three times a week for 50 years, that I'll have swallowed 20 gallons of the good stuff?

Yeah! Just think of the skin tone!!!

 

[Athalia]

I remember a story I read where a porn star calculated how much cum her thousands and thousands of admirers had produced while wanking to her pictures and movies over the course of her career. It came to filling an Olympic-sized swimming pool. IIRC, she showed her work.

That was my story (not published on this site). I can't tell you now how I figured out the math, but it seemed logical at the time.

 

[DennisB]

I Googled, "How many gallons in an Olympic swimming pool?" and the answer I got back was 660000 gallons. Then I checked the US male population over 18. The answer for that (2020 data) was 101 million. Assuming the average ejaculate is 3 milliliters (18-24 year olds produce more, 60-90 year olds produce less), 101 million males produce a total of 303000 liters of sperm per ejaculation. At 3.785 liters per gallon, that's a shade over 80000 gallons. So by my calculations, the adult US male population (assuming one ejaculation per day) could fill an Olympic swimming pool in just a little over eight days. Wow!

1 ml contains about 100,000,000 sperm. So in theory, in a little over eight days, the entire male population in the US could pregnant 30,280,000,000,000,000 women. Since there is only 3.8 million women on the planet, in theory in 8 days males could impregnate 12,715 planets in our galaxy. Provided that all the planets of our galaxy had the same number of females that earth has and the biology is compatible. Isn’t science sexy!!!! I am getting all goose pimply!! So to fertilize the entire galaxy, it would take 62,919,481 days!! NO!! Half the pregnant females would birth males!! They would come of age during puberty!!! I am so excited, I just can’t do the math anymore. I am going to explode!!! Lol!!!!!!!

 

[policywank]

1 ml contains about 100,000,000 sperm. So in theory, in a little over eight days, the entire male population in the US could pregnant 30,280,000,000,000,000 women. Since there is only 3.8 million women on the planet, in theory in 8 days males could impregnate 12,715 planets in our galaxy. Provided that all the planets of our galaxy had the same number of females that earth has and the biology is compatible. Isn’t science sexy!!!! I am getting all goose pimply!! So to fertilize the entire galaxy, it would take 62,919,481 days!! NO!! Half the pregnant females would birth males!! They would come of age during puberty!!! I am so excited, I just can’t do the math anymore. I am going to explode!!! Lol!!!!!!!

I think that every ejaculation is it's own little example of natural selection - the strongest swimmer fertilizes the egg. If every single sperm got to be an agent of conception I hate to think how much the gene pool would get diluted.