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Now I'm thinking about a blow-job.![]()
Given by KS?![]()
Oh my.![]()

Now I have to sandpaper my brain. And all marmalade will taste of sweaty grass clippings and acidic, watery seed.![]()
Why aren't we talking about nibbling jaffa cakes off of fata's body yet?![]()

Between the thought of a KS marmalade BJ, and Fata breaking out the talking skeleton cunt, I have lost my appetite completely for my chicken pot pie.![]()
If it makes you feel any better it is a facehugger from the movie Aliens.
And I would totally bang that talking skeleton
Have at it bro. And put your back into it, I'm not made of glass.
Trucks are the best anyway. I wish I had a truck.![]()
Not lashes! I'd like it and then we'd have to start all over again30 lashes for you!
You are one sexy twisted cunt.

Damn my good looksI think your beauty has so much to do with their outrage, 1HF. They can't comprehend that beautiful women can be nuanced, have desires outside of their vanilla lives, or even date an NFL player.![]()
This made me laugh.Given that it is kind of akin to hardcore Disney porn, there is bound to be some cognitive dissonance.
Thank you *curtsies*I'm smiling so huge.
Best reply ever.
you just ruined this thread with one post. So gross.Now I have to sandpaper my brain. And all marmalade will taste of sweaty grass clippings and acidic, watery seed.![]()
Your leg looks seriously infected!![]()
We're not supposed to give a fuck. Don't be such a concern troll.
We're not supposed to give a fuck. Don't be such a concern troll.
But where it's black??? That can't be good!![]()
I have some fucking horrible pictures of my leg. I fell a couple of years ago and ruptured the blood vessels in it. It was fucking black all the way round. I texted a pic to my mate and he said "Why the fuck are you sending me a picture of a seal?"
Wanker.
I might dig 'em out and av it up.
Dooooo it.
There was no broken skin and it was from April. It healed quite fine I assure you.Your leg looks seriously infected!![]()
We're not supposed to give a fuck. Don't be such a concern troll.
It doesn't matter.