1HF's av....

Now I have to sandpaper my brain. And all marmalade will taste of sweaty grass clippings and acidic, watery seed. :mad:
 
Why aren't we talking about nibbling jaffa cakes off of fata's body yet? :confused:
 
Between the thought of a KS marmalade BJ, and Fata breaking out the talking skeleton cunt, I have lost my appetite completely for my chicken pot pie.:(
 
Between the thought of a KS marmalade BJ, and Fata breaking out the talking skeleton cunt, I have lost my appetite completely for my chicken pot pie.:(

If it makes you feel any better it is a facehugger from the movie Aliens.



And I would totally bang that talking skeleton
 
30 lashes for you!
Not lashes! I'd like it and then we'd have to start all over again :( oh, wait...
You are one sexy twisted cunt. :heart:
I think your beauty has so much to do with their outrage, 1HF. They can't comprehend that beautiful women can be nuanced, have desires outside of their vanilla lives, or even date an NFL player. ;)
Damn my good looks :(
Given that it is kind of akin to hardcore Disney porn, there is bound to be some cognitive dissonance.
This made me laugh.
I'm smiling so huge. :D

Best reply ever.
Thank you *curtsies*
Now I have to sandpaper my brain. And all marmalade will taste of sweaty grass clippings and acidic, watery seed. :mad:
you just ruined this thread with one post. So gross.
 
We're not supposed to give a fuck. Don't be such a concern troll.

I have some fucking horrible pictures of my leg. I fell a couple of years ago and ruptured the blood vessels in it. It was fucking black all the way round. I texted a pic to my mate and he said "Why the fuck are you sending me a picture of a seal?"

Wanker. :(

I might dig 'em out and av it up.
 
I have some fucking horrible pictures of my leg. I fell a couple of years ago and ruptured the blood vessels in it. It was fucking black all the way round. I texted a pic to my mate and he said "Why the fuck are you sending me a picture of a seal?"

Wanker. :(

I might dig 'em out and av it up.

Dooooo it.
 
Your leg looks seriously infected! :eek:
There was no broken skin and it was from April. It healed quite fine I assure you.
We're not supposed to give a fuck. Don't be such a concern troll.

It doesn't matter.

Any particular reason you're being a butt? I think all of your posts today have used the words concern troll. So because you and wings had a falling out you're just going to be childishly bringing it up? Or am I missing something.
 
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