1HF's av....

[butters]

Don't you fucking judge me, Lurpak.

judging? moi?

just considering the visuals ... keep coming up with an overinflated oompaloompa alternating between whacking you with the pump and checking your tyre pressure

 

[1HF]

When I was a child I nearly choked to death on a Jaffa Cake. Because of that I only feel inner peace as an adult if I'm flogged on the buttocks with a bicycle pump by a man in an orange boiler suit.

You kinky bitch.

Where's the drama in that?

Silly me. That would ruin all of KS's fun

 

[OjosMojo]

There is a whole world outside the GB.

Really? Do you also know there is a whole world outside of the rudimentary obvious?

There is a board specifically for this...

Just as there are bedroom doors of which behind most things between consenting adults are perfectly tolerated - just as nature intended it to be.

Do you find it entirely humorous that some of those who protest so much about being judged in public intentionally expose themselves to be just that?

It's like the proverbial old man caught exposing himself in public and complaining about anyone judging him for his kink, and then going right back out and publicly exposing himself again.

Why do you reckon so many get off exposing their beating-the-crap-out-of-each-other side here on the GB instead of sharing these wonderful desires on the Board dedicated specifically for that?

And why do so many of them here mock and ridicule the BDSMers there?

Isn't it telling that so many of the beaters and beatees pontificate about consent among willing adults, yet intentionally kill their very own without the murdered's consent at all?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'd ask what the meaning of orange is but I might be accused of being a color troll.

Jaffa's have orangey middles you thick cunt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

judging? moi?

just considering the visuals ... keep coming up with an overinflated oompaloompa alternating between whacking you with the pump and checking your tyre presure

Fuck me. Sounds like our local Kwik Fit!

 

[Adre]

Jaffa's have orangey middles you thick cunt.

One more weird thing you eat.

 

[Fata Morgana]

One more weird thing you eat.

Jaffa Cakes are DIVINE.

 

[butters]

Fuck me. Sounds like our local Kwik Fit!

Jaffa Cakes are DIVINE.

'strue

 

[1HF]

Because I'm right. What you engage in is wrong, and anyone who thinks its cool, is also wrong.

What you engage in hf is so far beyond what any of these fur handcuff wanna bees can even imagine.

Try to find something else thats fun and gets your attention.

This is just all so wrong.

Just stop it.

I don't recall anyone saying it was cool. Link please. Mainly people seem to be saying that it's my choice, kink, and that I'm free to do what I want with my body.

Fur handcuffs? Yuck. Then you can't feel the metal digging into your skin.

I'm curious as to what you think you're actually accomplishing here. Your opinion on this really doesn't matter much to me, and I'm not going to all of a sudden feel like a terrible person because my desires are outside of your realm of comprehension.

 

[1HF]

What the fuck are Jaffa cakes?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fur handcuffs? Is KS a 19 year old Essex girl on a hen night?

 

[Lord Pmann]

When I was a child I nearly choked to death on a Jaffa Cake. Because of that I only feel inner peace as an adult if I'm flogged on the buttocks with a bicycle pump by a man in an orange boiler suit.

You have no idea how hard it is to find someone who enjoys this kink. Or maybe you do...

 

[Killswitch1]

I don't recall anyone saying it was cool. Link please. Mainly people seem to be saying that it's my choice, kink, and that I'm free to do what I want with my body.

Fur handcuffs? Yuck. Then you can't feel the metal digging into your skin.

I'm curious as to what you think you're actually accomplishing here. Your opinion on this really doesn't matter much to me, and I'm not going to all of a sudden feel like a terrible person because my desires are outside of your realm of comprehension.

I threw it up for discussion. At least give me the courtesy of acknowledging that you were wondering when someone was going to say something and please don't rehash that fond memories for you drivel. You put this up for shock value and to communicate with the members here....visually.

I created the thread to discuss everyones feelings on the topic you wanted discussed, and pondered.

Would you rather talk about something else?

Seriously. Is there any possible thread I could have started that would have turned you on more than this one did?

Don't insult my intelligence.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You have no idea how hard it is to find someone who enjoys this kink. Or maybe you do...

The joys are twofold as it also prevents scurvy.

 

[butters]

What the fuck are Jaffa cakes?

https://www.est-accountants.co.uk/images/Jaffa.jpg

fata's kink

 

[Lord Pmann]

The joys are twofold as it also prevents scurvy.

Does it heal those presently infected with scurvy/syphilis? Asking for a friend.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I threw it up for discussion. At least give me the courtesy of acknowledging that you were wondering when someone was going to say something and please don't rehash that fond memories for you drivel. You put this up for shock value and to communicate with the members here....visually.

I created the thread to discuss everyones feelings on the topic you wanted discussed, and pondered.

Would you rather talk about something else?

Seriously. Is there any possible thread I could have started that would have turned you on more than this one did?

Don't insult my intelligence.

Reported.

 

[Lancecastor]

Because I'm right. What you engage in is wrong, and anyone who thinks its cool, is also wrong.

What you engage in hf is so far beyond what any of these fur handcuff wanna bees can even imagine.

Try to find something else thats fun and gets your attention.

This is just all so wrong.

Just stop it.

What would you suggest she do instead, 1?

 

[Killswitch1]

Reported.

:caning:


lol....

 

[Adre]

https://www.est-accountants.co.uk/images/Jaffa.jpg

fata's kink

They're cookies! Will you people quit calling things other things?!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

"This is just wrong because...because...because...it's how I feel, alright? It's just wrong, okay? Wrong. Wrong wrong wrong WRONGWRONGWRONGWRRRRRONGGGGGHHH!!!"


*catches breath, takes drag of cigarette*

"Look, babydoll tootsie honey. Beautiful (white) women with beautiful smooth pale milky porcelain skin that I want to madly pound into the sheets with my cock like they were fresh warm bread dough if they were to ever let me shouldn't be doing this with other men who would say yes to their requests for BDSM play within their limitations. They're taking advantage of you and your submerged psychosis for wanting pain that clearly happened because of some abuse you suffered as a child. I know it's true because that's the only reason a beautiful woman with beautiful smooth pale milky porcelain skin would ever want to damage that beautiful smooth pale milky porcelain skin."

*gets increasingly frustrated, squirms in swivel chair and snaps pencils on desk*

"Lissen up you little beautiful fucking pretty fucking bitch fucking whore it's just FUCKING WRONG AND I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOUR FUCKING LIFE, MMMMKAY?"

http://i.imgur.com/egFN68h.gif

 

[Killswitch1]

What would you suggest she do instead, 1?

Canollis. I suggest canollis. At least no one can see the diabeetus.

 

[Fata Morgana]

They're cookies! Will you people quit calling things other things?!

Cunt.

 

[Lord Pmann]

"This is just wrong because...because...because...it's how I feel, alright? It's just wrong, okay? Wrong. Wrong wrong wrong WRONGWRONGWRONGWRRRRRONGGGGGHHH!!!"


*catches breath, takes drag of cigarette*

"Look, babydoll tootsie honey. Beautiful (white) women with beautiful smooth pale milky porcelain skin that I want to madly pound into the sheets with my cock like they were fresh warm bread dough if they were to ever let me shouldn't be doing this with other men who would say yes to their requests for BDSM play within their limitations. They're taking advantage of you and your submerged psychosis for wanting pain that clearly happened because of some abuse you suffered as a child. I know it's true because that's the only reason a beautiful woman with beautiful smooth pale milky porcelain skin would ever want to damage that beautiful smooth pale milky porcelain skin."

*gets increasingly frustrated, squirms in swivel chair and snaps pencils on desk*

"Lissen up you little beautiful fucking pretty fucking bitch fucking whore it's just FUCKING WRONG AND I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOUR FUCKING LIFE, MMMMKAY?"

http://i.imgur.com/egFN68h.gif

Why must you post a gif in every fucking post? I think that should be the topic of discussion. Fucking hell.

 

[Killswitch1]

Zumi. One word man.

Decaf.