ClaudeBalls
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12 Days of Christmas - And Into the New Year
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AuroraLens
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I'm starting off the day with another little tease.
Just makes the main course that much more fun.
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I'm starting off the day with another little tease.
Your images are far from common place but their effect has become so. After viewing one, a cornucopia of new images blossom in my mind. The easy way to say it is "Aphroditiac is an aphrodisiac for my imagination".
Today was no different and thanks to you I'm starting the day with another little grin.
Cheers
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I'm starting off the day with another little tease.
An incredible start to any morning!
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Scrub a dub dub...
Hey! There are no men in my tub!
Easily remedied.
I'm starting off the day with another little tease.
Shhhhh. No. You're a big tease, and I have proof!
Scrub a dub dub...
Hey! There are no men in my tub!
Oh my! Is there room in your tub for two? Come on! Come clean..... (or cum clean?) I'm bad this morning...
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You know I think you could make a career out of erotic teasing! You continuely amaze me..Thinking you can't take things to a new level...Yet you do!! Hmmm.I think I need to go take my shower now
Is there a market for it, though? I will update my resume, regardless.
Mad skillz.
*evil grin*Purrrrrrfect.....
Be vewy, vewy qwiet.
Just makes the main course that much more fun.
What's the main course? Oh. Sausages. Right.
A little grin? Damn! I was hoping for something larger...and...and...further south.
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Beats Weetabix as far as I am concerned.
Will you scrub my back?
It's a damn big tub, so I would have to say so!
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To be so envious of soap bubbles....Hmm who would have thought that!! Teasingly stunning as always.Scrub a dub dub...
Hey! There are no men in my tub!
Thanks for giving my afternoon a boost 
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I'm starting off the day with another little tease.
Scrub a dub dub...
Hey! There are no men in my tub!
Love the tease, and I'm feeling like I need to see if my back wash services would be acceptable! !
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Scrub a dub dub...
Hey! There are no men in my tub!
I'd be there, but I don't know whwere your tub is.
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These are certainly worth the wait.
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Sorry.
What did you have in mind? The usual three? More? Less? There has to be some way to fix this oversight. GOOGLE FU!The earliest versions of this rhyme published differ significantly in their wording. The first recorded version in Christmas Box, published in London in 1798, has wording similar to that in Mother Goose's Quarto or Melodies Complete, published in Boston, Massachusetts around 1825. The latter ran:
Hey! rub-a-dub, ho! rub-a-dub, three maids in a tub,
And who do you think were there?
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick-maker,
And all of them gone to the fair.
And who do you think were there?
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick-maker,
And all of them gone to the fair.
So really the tub is short two maids.
Get cracking lady! Come to think of it you're lovely enough for any three maids (especially with those far from tiny bubbles of yours) so we'll call it even .Well this is a public forum and it was more a grin of anticipation of the things soon to come (literally and figuratively
). Tell you what, you show me yours and I'll show you mine. Deal? See, now you've got your something larger and further south. Happy? No? Well how can I make you happy (and be VERY specific
)? And even though it's titled "Bubbles, bubbles, everywhere" a different and shorter yet (mostly) softer and rounder B-word than bubbles comes to my far from squeaky clean mind. Cheers
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Scrub a dub dub...
Hey! There are no men in my tub!
You're gonna need a bigger tub!
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Another.
This is my favourite.
It's really not sexy at all, but I just love it because it is fun and cute and a bit cheeky, all at the same time.
I would like to spend a long, extended stay on those two peaks!!
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Love that smile...among other things!!!
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Another.
This is my favourite.
It's really not sexy at all, but I just love it because it is fun and cute and a bit cheeky, all at the same time.
Not sexy, she says.
Everything you do is sexy, damn it. 
Now make some room in that tub because I'm getting in. On second thought, it needs to be as cramped as possible.You are exquisite and I love your smile. You're gorgeous all around.
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