12 Days of Christmas - And Into the New Year

Mumbling is no good, you must speak up! Your Grade 3 teacher must have told you that!

Now now, I mumbled for the sake of everyone at Lit. There's just no telling what sort of things will come out of my mouth (and hopefully go in). ;)
 
Damn!

Do I? Really?

I had no idea I had such skills.



To wake up to those eyes, to that beautiful face (and of course that sexy rest of you). Now there's a fantasy! :heart:

A thank you from this beast in the shadows to an exquisite lady! :rose:
 
Dear lady...You are definitely living up to the definition of your name! Although I'm having a awfully hard time deciding which category you belong in??? Hmmm... Since the problem is that there are situations where you definitely be in all three categories possibly at the same time! :D :kiss: :devil: :rose: Maybe we should have a poll to see what everyone thinks? :D

Definition from Wikipedia: A food, drink, or drug that stimulates sexual desire..
 
Someone asked the question about photography that I had been curious about and had been meaning to ask. I would have thought the skill you have shown in manipulating light and shadows you would have taken some photography classes. So that all natural, raw talent..Simply impressive.

In reference to your comment earlier...definitely like human hors d'oevers. I can think so many toppings to put on them so both can be snacked on...

Taking photography classes is one of my bucket list items. That, and getting a proper DSLR camera.

Oh hell...I'm running out of adjectives that I haven't used to describe your talent and captivating body!!!

I can think of a different perspective I would like to view those from... :<)

Underneath?

It's hanging. And those are beautiful. I like to think you've been enjoying yourself. And I'm enjoying that you're enjoying.... oh, you know what I mean!

Ya, Dave, I know what you mean. ;)

quite nicely from my view

More of a gentle droop and sway, actually.

Well it is sticking straight up now!!
Jezzzus!!!

Careful, I might want to run something up that flagpole, mister!

Looking at you helps to defy gravity !!

Fuck NASA. I'm like my own little space program.

I was expecting a cowboy hat and boots but this is better (just can't use the "Yee Haw ride 'em Cowgirl" comment this time).

I wholeheartedly agree it's a sweet chariot but absolutely nothing is hanging low. It's hanging JUUUUUST right. I prefer the phrase "Sweet Ride"but in either case we're talking about taking a joy ride and everyone knows that before sliding in and starting the ignition it's important to give the outside a thorough once over (including the undercarriage). I'll make sure to bring my tool in case I find anything amiss.

Oh yeah...

Très vrai. Je me réjouis de votre prochain test de goût . ;)

Cheers

Now listen, you just be nice and careful with your tools around my undercarriage.

Bad would involve me you, a blindfold and one of us restrained with their beautiful ass in the air, and here's a hint: I'm not the one blindfolded.

http://media.makeameme.org/created/Alrighty-Then.jpg

I keep trying to move the screen around so I can see all the angles! :D

And it's not hanging at all of course...

Atten-shun!

Now now, I mumbled for the sake of everyone at Lit. There's just no telling what sort of things will come out of my mouth (and hopefully go in).

Just so long as I don't need to wash it out with soap...

To wake up to those eyes, to that beautiful face (and of course that sexy rest of you). Now there's a fantasy! :heart:

A thank you from this beast in the shadows to an exquisite lady! :rose:

Why, thank you very much! And hello and welcome.

A bit to the left.

Tell it to your tailor, big boy. :cool:

Dear lady...You are definitely living up to the definition of your name! Although I'm having a awfully hard time deciding which category you belong in??? Hmmm... Since the problem is that there are situations where you definitely be in all three categories possibly at the same time!
Maybe we should have a poll to see what everyone thinks?

Definition from Wikipedia: A food, drink, or drug that stimulates sexual desire..

I guess it doesn't really matter. As long as everyone is having fun, right?
 
So, I took a whole bunch of bath pictures today. A ton. And there are sooooo many that are really good, I am not sure which ones to use! I was just cropping and editing them, and it's going to be really tough to decide.

Or maybe I just post them all, over a couple of days or so.

Decisions, decisions...
 
sooooo many?

So, I took a whole bunch of bath pictures today. A ton. And there are sooooo many that are really good, I am not sure which ones to use! I was just cropping and editing them, and it's going to be really tough to decide.

Or maybe I just post them all, over a couple of days or so.

Decisions, decisions...

My dear, no suck thing as sooo many photos of you - post them all!!! DAve :kiss::kiss::heart::heart:
 
Now listen, you just be nice and careful with your tools around my undercarriage.

Careful for sure. Don't want to break a tool or damage anything. Nice is a subjective judgement call but I'll do my best. What's your safe word? And you left out thorough but I'll throw it in for free. ;) :devil:

So, I took a whole bunch of bath pictures today. A ton. And there are sooooo many that are really good, I am not sure which ones to use! I was just cropping and editing them, and it's going to be really tough to decide.

Or maybe I just post them all, over a couple of days or so.

Decisions, decisions...

So you're going to flood us from your bath? I say the 1st, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th and that last one. But feel free to post some of the other less unique shots too.

Cheers
 
My safe word?

It's either "rutabega" or "entrails" :cool:

I think a safe word really should be a total boner killer...:D
 
More of a cheeky little thing than wicked delight.

But if you want, I'll run with it. :)
 
My safe word?

It's either "rutabega" or "entrails" :cool:

I think a safe word really should be a total boner killer...:D

I had no idea you had such an adverse reaction to rutabegas. But if that's your system I suggest "I was born a man" as your safe phrase.

Cheers
 
So, I took a whole bunch of bath pictures today. A ton. And there are sooooo many that are really good, I am not sure which ones to use! I was just cropping and editing them, and it's going to be really tough to decide.

Or maybe I just post them all, over a couple of days or so.

Decisions, decisions...
Those sound absolutely delicious..
 
I had no idea you had such an adverse reaction to rutabegas. But if that's your system I suggest "I was born a man" as your safe phrase.

Cheers

Bwahahahaha!:D:D:D


Except there's a whole thread of guys into that, so ya never know...

Could prove to be a turn on. One has to be exceedingly careful.
 
Those sound absolutely delicious..

You can let me know. :)

Good morning, beautiful!
:cool:

Good morning!

Sadly they're not hanging in my face. I'm sure that is somewhat akin to paradise.

Well, it's no 40 virgins paradise, but here, we aim low.

Yum, some beautifully hanging fruit, ripe for the tasting.

Fuzzy peach?

Heheh, I'll see your two and raise you one.

Did you raise one?
 
I'm starting off the day with another little tease.:kiss:
 
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I'm starting off the day with another little tease.:kiss:
You know I think you could make a career out of erotic teasing! You continuely amaze me..Thinking you can't take things to a new level...Yet you do!! Hmmm.I think I need to go take my shower now :kiss: :D
 
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