1,000,000 fortune cookies

[babyboo]

Just a fun question for everyone...


If you had the chance toput any thought, sentiment or phrase in 1,000,000 fortune cookies through out the world, what would it be and why?

 

[Moridin187]

The opinions of others do not matter so long as you are happy enough to ignore them.

 

[babyboo]

The opinions of others do not matter so long as you are happy enough to ignore them.

Ahh if only I could follow that advice

 

[Black_Bird]

Just a fun question for everyone...


If you had the chance toput any thought, sentiment or phrase in 1,000,000 fortune cookies through out the world, what would it be and why?

Everyone hurts, everyone cries... but one must remember that everyone laughs, and everyone heals.

 

[babyboo]

Re: Re: 1,000,000 fortune cookies

Everyone hurts, everyone cries... but one must remember that everyone laughs, and everyone heals.

More wisdom from Black_Bird... thank you for sharing

 

[alexandraaah]

You can't steal second base with a foot still on first.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

A friend with weed is a friend, indeed!

 

[babyboo]

You can't steal second base with a foot still on first.

Again great advice alexandraaah... are Lit members always this full of wisdom so early?

 

[Southern37]

Just a fun question for everyone...


If you had the chance toput any thought, sentiment or phrase in 1,000,000 fortune cookies through out the world, what would it be and why?

I use this joke every time I eat Chinese food...and I mean EVERY TIME!!!..

I open the cookie, look a little worried and read out loud..slowly..with a little confusion on my face...

"Help, Help...I am being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!!!!!"

LOL..its one of my longest running jokes!!

 

[babyboo]

A friend with weed is a friend, indeed!

I wouldn't know about the weed thing... but friends are always a good thing! lol

 

[babyboo]

Re: Re: 1,000,000 fortune cookies

I use this joke every time I eat Chinese food...and I mean EVERY TIME!!!..

I open the cookie, look a little worried and read out loud..slowly..with a little confusion on my face...

"Help, Help...I am being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!!!!!"

LOL..its one of my longest running jokes!!

LMAO

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

A friend with weed is a friend, indeed!

I always tought it was:

A friend without weed, is a friend in need.

 

[alexandraaah]

still the truest to me...

There are no coincidences.

 

[babyboo]

I always tought it was:

A friend without weed, is a friend in need.

I guess it depend son your definition of a friend lol

 

[StondTmplPilot]

I always tought it was:

A friend without weed, is a friend in need.

It works that way too Todd

Right now, I'm the friend with weed...

 

[Moridin187]

It works that way too Todd

Right now, I'm the friend with weed...

Hey buddy, how'z it goin?

 

[Black_Bird]

SLEEP? We dont' need sleep! Sleep is for the... zzzz....zzzz....zzzz

 

[BigDawg69]

Serious:

In life pain is inevitable . . . suffering is optional.

Funny:

We know who you are, we know where you live, we still want to have sex with.

 

[babyboo]

SLEEP? We dont' need sleep! Sleep is for the... zzzz....zzzz....zzzz

lol

How does that saying go?

"No rest for the wicked"

Wait... I'm not wicked lol Given the opportunity I guess I could be

 

[MidnightsBlue]

A friend with weed is a friend, indeed!

LMAO! Very true STP

 

[patient1]

Well, this tiny type would be good for fortune cookies

"You won't attain enlightenment eating cookies, & if you don't think that's heavy, you will be."

 

[babyboo]

Re: Well, this tiny type would be good for fortune cookies

"You won't attain enlightenment eating cookies, & if you don't think that's heavy, you will be."

I search for enlightenment from only one source patient1... you!!

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Just a fun question for everyone...


If you had the chance toput any thought, sentiment or phrase in 1,000,000 fortune cookies through out the world, what would it be and why?

goofy..but I have kept this one for years...




Answer only what the heart prompts you...


Morgy

 

[VanB]

Fortune cookie

If at first you don't succeed - give up and try something you're better at!

 

[babyboo]

Re: Re: 1,000,000 fortune cookies

goofy..but I have kept this one for years...




Answer only what the heart prompts you...


Morgy

OMG that's so weird... I actually had that exact fortune not that long ago. I still have it in my wallet lol