🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

We’re gonna need a video tutorial. :D

Sorry LW, but i don’t cam. Hard limit. ;)
What a slut!

In all seriousness. There is nothing finer than givin a dog a bone whilst he shops for zucchini. Or nectarines.

This one is all about timing.

Just cue up some standard-issue filth.
And have it at the ready so when he casually drops that he is ā€œrunning errandsā€ … yanno, probe a bit. Hone in on the time estimates.
And then BLAMMO!
Give him a boner in public!

It’s such a fun game.
It’s like the opposite of whack-a-mole.
 
I share 1 whoring tip with you….šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø

but it was SUCH a good one!

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Why is the produce department so sexy?
I used to work in produce in a grocery store by the beach.
No Shirt No Shoes was completely ignored.
Believe me when I tell you, the frozen aisle was the place to be!

I used to work amongst sweaty farm boys at a roadside open air produce stand. Best job I ever done had.
Oh, when the cucuzza squash used to come in, that's when shit got real.

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The owner used to swing them over his shoulder and saunter past us cashiers in a very non-threatening/bringing-the-funny kinda way. :ROFLMAO:
 
Alright so back to Honing Our Whoring Skills.

Who’s willing to cough up a signature kill move? Do you have a particular look, angle, procedure, or maneuver that you perform to, yanno, set the hook? 😁
 
Alright so back to Honing Our Whoring Skills.

Who’s willing to cough up a signature kill move? Do you have a particular look, angle, procedure, or maneuver that you perform to, yanno, set the hook? 😁
I have a video clip. It's the perfect angle, Everything looks about as good as it can possibly look. Like 60% of the time it works every time. Maybe I'm wrong but I feel like everyone has that one go-to in their arsenal. Great fucking question Trekka!
 
I have a video clip. It's the perfect angle, Everything looks about as good as it can possibly look. Like 60% of the time it works every time. Maybe I'm wrong but I feel like everyone has that one go-to in their arsenal. Great fucking question Trekka!

I’ve shown you mine.
Have you shown me yours?
😈
 
And PS I’m so glad I’m not the only one with a kill move 🤣

I feel like we all have something that, when we click ā€œsend,ā€ we think, Fatality!
 
Alright so back to Honing Our Whoring Skills.

Who’s willing to cough up a signature kill move? Do you have a particular look, angle, procedure, or maneuver that you perform to, yanno, set the hook? 😁
Is this in-person or virtual/long distance?

Virtually, my presumed innocence plays in my favor. Sending an image/video or detailing something about myself, that I know damn well is sexy AF, with an air of naĆÆvetĆ© šŸ˜‡
 
Alright so back to Honing Our Whoring Skills.

Who’s willing to cough up a signature kill move? Do you have a particular look, angle, procedure, or maneuver that you perform to, yanno, set the hook? 😁
I’m just my naturally fun, charming and adorable self…works like a charm. :D

*If all else fails, I show them my tits. Men are so easy. 😁
 
Alright so back to Honing Our Whoring Skills.

Who’s willing to cough up a signature kill move? Do you have a particular look, angle, procedure, or maneuver that you perform to, yanno, set the hook? 😁
IRL: eye contact and a smile. It's uncomfortable and magic. Also, setting them up for a laugh. I use my with mercilessly when I'm in hot pursuit.

Online. I'm a fan of Easter egg thirst traps. I prefer to sprinkle my flirting in with everything else I've got going on out here. It's fun.
 
IRL: eye contact and a smile. It's uncomfortable and magic. Also, setting them up for a laugh. I use my with mercilessly when I'm in hot pursuit.

Online. I'm a fan of Easter egg thirst traps. I prefer to sprinkle my flirting in with everything else I've got going on out here. It's fun.
Do you just make solid eye contact and smile widely, with not a word spoken? Just a showing of teeth and stare them down, maybe move a little closer without speaking. I can envision this.
 
Alright so back to Honing Our Whoring Skills.

Who’s willing to cough up a signature kill move? Do you have a particular look, angle, procedure, or maneuver that you perform to, yanno, set the hook? 😁
I hear playing guitar is not a terrible move.
 
Do you just make solid eye contact and smile widely, with not a word spoken? Just a showing of teeth and stare them down, maybe move a little closer without speaking. I can envision this.

Eyes narrow
Stalking slowly
Alert
Pupils dilating
Claws, unsheathed
Freezes and waits for the right moment to pounce
Licks lips

^like that?

I understand each word.
I do nit understand them in this order.
WTF is an Easter egg thirst trap? And should I call a plumber to deal with it?

You need an eggs-pert.
 
Eyes narrow
Stalking slowly
Alert
Pupils dilating
Claws, unsheathed
Freezes and waits for the right moment to pounce
Licks lips

^like that?



You need an eggs-pert.
*winds up giant mechanical mouse and sits down to watch*
 
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