🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

[Lord Pmann]

Sounds like a story behind #5 just begging to come out.

I assure you, nothing was begging to come out more than that starfish.



I was just kidding. Never have I ever shoved any sea life up my ass. And it’s obvious that, if I was going to shove one up there, it would be a sea cucumber. There is no better choice.

 

[alwaysaway]

I assure you, nothing was begging to come out more than that starfish.



I was just kidding. Never have I ever shoved any sea life up my ass. And it’s obvious that, if I was going to shove one up there, it would be a sea cucumber. There is no better choice.

You would put a sea cucumber in your chocolate starfish?

Are you squidding me? That doesn’t sound very sofishticated. I guess where there’s a will there’s a wave.

I’ll stop now.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I'm not exactly sure what type of photo is being asked of me anymore.

I'm not picky. All. Any. Something

 

[Trekka]

Are you squidding me? That doesn’t sound very sofishticated. I guess where there’s a will there’s a wave.

I’ll stop now.

Why stop now? Keep flowing. I ashore you, we squall appreciate your sand of humor.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I’m having a Whoring emergency!
Am typing with thumbs dried with TP!

Just got out of the shower.
No towels in the bathroom!
We used them last night to clean up, well, a mess.

House full of kids and stepkids.

I’m nekked n wet.
The Viking is running errands.
Of note: The thermostat is set to 68.

I could go hypothermic.
This is a true slutmergency!

I have been in this scenario with the exact same house temperature, only replace the kids with houseguests. I ended up sticking my head out the bedroom door and calling a houseguest to grab me a towel from the linen closet. If that hadn’t worked I would have grabbed some cotton item of clothing and dried off with that.

^thank you for your support. The mess, since you asked, was a lot of cum and a lot of lube. Used all the bathroom towels to clean it up.

That was a trial.

The lack of towels, not the mess. The mess was grrrreat.

Who else here likes to look left, look right, then dart naked and wet, freezing cold, taking one’s life into one’s own hands!, to get a clean towel ?!

Ah the cold wet jiggly clandestine towel scamper.

Welp, im awake now!

I have so many mess stories. Those are more suited for the PM thread though

I have done the cold, wet sprint down the hall and not run into anyone ever.

I tend to get caught when I find myself on the first floor in inappropriate attire and there is some sort of delivery or I need to grab something from the front porch. I always think it will be fast and no one will see. Not long ago I ordered breakfast at 4:30am when I was up changing flights due to not having the covid test results yet. So around 5am in the pitch dark and a thong and tank top, I dart out to grab the food left on the porch. Just as I grasp the bag, I hear a honk. I stand up, pivot, and see a car with its engine running directly behind where I just bent over. I waved and scampered inside. I’m still telling myself it was the delivery people and not my neighbors who got the eyeful. #selfdelusions

 

[Trekka]

About to head into Wally World. (Folks that aren’t in the US, think palatial industrial space filled with cheap af shit from food to frisbees to fishing line.)

Maybe I should grab some electrical tape while I’m here.

Or some cheap trashy lingerie that looks decadent with the right B/W filter.

Today, let’s focus on cheap tricks for today’s budget-conscious e-whore. What are yours?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

About to head into Wally World. (Folks that aren’t in the US, think palatial industrial space filled with cheap af shit from food to frisbees to fishing line.)

Maybe I should grab some electrical tape while I’m here.

Or some cheap trashy lingerie that looks decadent with the right B/W filter.

Today, let’s focus on cheap tricks for today’s budget-conscious e-whore. What are yours?

Tattoo markers and up close pictures where the viewer wonders where that bit of skin is. Then combine with other established whorish tricks…flash it in public and take a picture, make sure it’s visible in a shower pic, make a dirty video where you can largely only see the tattoo but can hear how much fun you’re having.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Or (borrowing from a recent thread) buy some inexpensive knickers, wear them while enjoying yourself (bonus points for pictures or video), and then mail them. You should probable make sure they’re into that first

 

[alwaysaway]

Or some cheap trashy lingerie that looks decadent with the right B/W filter.

May I suggest the website (or handy app), SHEIN. It actually sounds remarkably like your description of Wally World*, minus the food.

*I originally thought this was a theme park based on Where’s Wally.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Today, let’s focus on cheap tricks for today’s budget-conscious e-whore. What are yours?

I’ve read that you can use a cheap battery powered toothbrush as a vibrator, but I have no experience with this.
Is it true? Anyone?

#apocalypsevibes

ETA: using the handle side, not the brush side.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I’ve read that you can use a cheap battery powered toothbrush as a vibrator, but I have no experience with this.
Is it true? Anyone?

#apocalypsevibes

ETA: using the handle side, not the brush side.

Um, a little birdie told me the brush side with a travel cap is much more effective

 

[SassySheDevil]

May I suggest the website (or handy app), SHEIN. It actually sounds remarkably like your description of Wally World*, minus the food.

*I originally thought this was a theme park based on Where’s Wally.

Shein is pretty amazing!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Today, let’s focus on cheap tricks for today’s budget-conscious e-whore. What are yours?

Amazon lingerie. Who cares about functionality so long as it looks pretty, ammiright?
It's definitely easier to play around in cheap stuff for photos. I doubt that my collection would hold up to the strong hands of a determined lover, though.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Amazon lingerie. Who cares about functionality so long as it looks pretty, ammiright?
It's definitely easier to play around in cheap stuff for photos. I doubt that my collection would hold up to the strong hands of a determined lover, though.

I think this is the thing for me. I don't want to spend a lot of money on something that will basically just end up on the floor. So I buy a lot of cheap stuff.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I think this is the thing for me. I don't want to spend a lot of money on something that will basically just end up on the floor. So I buy a lot of cheap stuff.

I'm partial to the good stuff that is comfortable to wear all day. But I'll be damned if anyone but me takes it off.

That's why I suggested a shackled throne for @hotwords229_A

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

May I suggest the website (or handy app), SHEIN. It actually sounds remarkably like your description of Wally World*, minus the food.

*I originally thought this was a theme park based on Where’s Wally.

Ooh thanks for the suggestion. I haven’t heard of this site before.

 

[Trekka]

It’s funny because I may get a little *ahem* spendy in the lingerie department, and then I’m all,
“Good God, man! Can we please just leave this on for one hot minute more?! I got a really good bargain on clearance!” —> which is a lie. I did not get it on clearance.

And Shein is where my daughters shop

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How do y'all wash your intimates?
If I can't toss it into a washing machine and dryer without it coming out alive, I'm not interested.
I'll try to use lingerie bags, but I can't guarantee that I'll even manage that.
Shein clothes and I don't get on because I get maybe 3-4 wears out of them before they're done.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

How do y'all wash your intimates?
If I can't toss it into a washing machine and dryer without it coming out alive, I'm not interested.
I'll try to use lingerie bags, but I can't guarantee that I'll even manage that.
Shein clothes and I don't get on because I get maybe 3-4 wears out of them before they're done.

Lingerie bags or hand wash and then hang them up to dry.

Ok I just got lost on the Shein site — they have office supplies. Pens. Notebooks. Forget the lingerie!

 

[alwaysaway]

Lingerie bags or hand wash and then hang them up to dry.

Ok I just got lost on the Shein site — they have office supplies. Pens. Notebooks. Forget the lingerie!

My job here is done.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Lingerie bags or hand wash and then hang them up to dry.

Ok I just got lost on the Shein site — they have office supplies. Pens. Notebooks. Forget the lingerie!

Office supplies? This really should have been the lead of this conversation.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Office supplies? This really should have been the lead of this conversation.

I question your priorities...

 

[QuietCanadian]

I question your priorities...

You have no idea what I'm going to do with these supplies. Actually, you likely do, but this conversation makes me think it won't be the best pen I've owned.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You have no idea what I'm going to do with these supplies. Actually, you likely do, but this conversation makes me think it won't be the best pen I've owned.

Ooh. I'm listening

 

[Lord Pmann]

My job here is done.

No it isn’t.