🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

Question of the day

How come we say a woman “puts out” if she likes to have sex? Shouldn’t it be she “takes in”?
Let’s Discuss amongst ourselves 😂

Bruh 😆
Unless you’re racing for pinks, this statement just doesn’t ring *quite* the way it used to.

Danny: You know, if we fix up this car, it could be make-out city, you know that.

Sonny: Right, the chick is gonna have to put out before she even gets in!

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I’ve heard that Trekka twerking is in high demand.

Ah sadly I’ve had to retire. I can still do alotta shoulder work though.
 
Alright so back on track.
It’s been a fruitful 24 hours.
Let’s sum up all our learnin.

1. @hotwords229_A demoed one of the sexiest, most elevated, and thoughtful smokin hot man-pics, ever.

2. @SassySheDevil redefined what one can do with a popsicle. On cam. My girl.
🙌🏻

3. @Rainshine elevated popsicle making to an erotic art form best enjoyed when half in the bag: Cum pops. My hat is off.

4. @Ravven17 gave some great tips for takings pics. My takeaway was drink some wine, put on a corset and some INXS, and video whatever comes out. Pull out stills.

5. @LadyLascivious1 swconded what Ravven said and promised to come back from dinner with more this but instead she just came back to flirt! …the fuck?!

6. “Putting out” and “filling a girl with meat” are indelicate terms, that must be used sparingly, and with caution. Unless you’re John Travolta and you’re gonna ask me to dance,

I think we are off to a good start here, folks. 🙌🏻
 
After multiple seconds of research I could find no info on the origin of “putting out”.
I always assumed it meant “she’s putting it all out there” for the taking, but it is a strange thing to say.
I’m not sure I’ve ever used that term in a sentence, not because I don’t want to be vulgar, but I kind of can’t stand using sayings that I don’t understand.

Blowjobs, getting head, pussy, cum (shouldn’t it be called GO!), none of these make much sense.
The one that used to confuse me was Beaver. I couldn’t figure what what Beavers had to do with naked women, and then, one fateful day, I saw an old porno mag 😲
 
^Trekka likes a few clams too. My flavor profile is quite complex. .
Fixed it for you.

Alright so back on track.
It’s been a fruitful 24 hours.
Let’s sum up all our learnin.

5. @LadyLascivious1 swconded what Ravven said and promised to come back from dinner with more this but instead she just came back to flirt! …the fuck?!
I demand a recount! I may have flirted, but I also contributed some happy harlot tips 😁


And for my next installment….black electrical tape in multiple widths - thinner to make an “x” over each nipple and/or thicker to criss cross over your torso restraint style. Adding another friend to the photoshoot doubles the fun.

Nipple jewelry or nipple clamps.

Open cup bras or knickers.

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Fixed it for you.


I demand a recount! I may have flirted, but I also contributed some happy harlot tips 😁


And for my next installment….black electrical tape in multiple widths - thinner to make an “x” over each nipple and/or thicker to criss cross over your torso restraint style. Adding another friend to the photoshoot doubles the fun.

Nipple jewelry or nipple clamps.

Open cup bras or knickers.

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Now we’re talking, and you added pictures 😊. Thanks LL
 
Fixed it for you.


I demand a recount! I may have flirted, but I also contributed some happy harlot tips 😁


And for my next installment….black electrical tape in multiple widths - thinner to make an “x” over each nipple and/or thicker to criss cross over your torso restraint style. Adding another friend to the photoshoot doubles the fun.

Nipple jewelry or nipple clamps.

Open cup bras or knickers.

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TAPE!

christ you're brilliant*.

hadn't thought of tape yet. lol.
that's very budget friendly too versus, yanno, clothes!**

you're right on the recount-- ima go examine the dangling chads shortly :D

actually I realized last night as I washed my hair (one of those random shower epiphanies) "Oh shit! LadyLascivious advised us on camera-shy O's!") --> yep, you popped into my mind during a rando shower-thought sesh.

*hot as hell too :kiss:
**who needs clothes?
 
You know, I've heard that playing a little ditty* on the guitar isn't harmful to one's chances.

It's no melting of popsicles (cum or assorted fruit flavours) in orifices or apron side boob, but I think I've heard it's a thing.

*Not to be confused with playing a little Diddy on guitar, though that gives me a thought... or a someone else a thought.
 
TAPE!

christ you're brilliant*.

hadn't thought of tape yet. lol.
that's very budget friendly too versus, yanno, clothes!**

you're right on the recount-- ima go examine the dangling chads shortly :D

actually I realized last night as I washed my hair (one of those random shower epiphanies) "Oh shit! LadyLascivious advised us on camera-shy O's!") --> yep, you popped into my mind during a rando shower-thought sesh.

*hot as hell too :kiss:
**who needs clothes?
Nice update with footnotes no less 😂
 
You know, I've heard that playing a little ditty* on the guitar isn't harmful to one's chances.

It's no melting of popsicles (cum or assorted fruit flavours) in orifices or apron side boob, but I think I've heard it's a thing.

*Not to be confused with playing a little Diddy on guitar, though that gives me a thought... or a someone else a thought.

What about diddling with and/or onto a guitar? AFAF
 
So...is it man whoring if you have a lady over for dinner, cook the meal for her as she watches, have nice music going in the background, flowers for her, and do the full wine preparation and presentation for her?🤔
 
You know, I've heard that playing a little ditty* on the guitar isn't harmful to one's chances.

It's no melting of popsicles (cum or assorted fruit flavours) in orifices or apron side boob, but I think I've heard it's a thing.

*Not to be confused with playing a little Diddy on guitar, though that gives me a thought... or a someone else a thought.

What about diddling with and/or onto a guitar? AFAF
:( I seem to recall posting a picture of me straddling a guitar and it didn't go over super well. 😭
 
So...is it man whoring if you have a lady over for dinner, cook the meal for her as she watches, have nice music going in the background, flowers for her, and do the full wine preparation and presentation for her?🤔
Not unless you are dipping your dick in her wine.... "oopsie. can you clean this off for me? I accidently bent over, and my dick fell in your wine"
 
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