🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

[LovelyLadyLicker]

Through trial and error, I learned that audios of me squirting in the shower provides a sound-proof tank that allows the listener to hear every drop hit various surfaces

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Since it’s hump day after all, it made me think something…pillow humping. Im curious if anyone has this in their whoring arsenal? And is there anyone who would find pics or videos of this hot? Asking for a friend….

 

[Trekka]

All of Our Collective Whoring Wisdom in One Place! Or, The Rosetta Stone of Lit.

It's like a vision board. Or legal code? In my subjective ordering from least to most complex.

1. Mostly if a comely lass has it and can shake it then the world will grovel at her feet. Right? (just shake it)
2. Teasing photos Visibly hard nipples (or cock) through clothes. Soaked thongs. Drenched fingers. The wet spot on the bed after you finished having fun. (don't show it... yet)
3. You know, I've heard that playing a little ditty* on the guitar isn't harmful to one's chances. (being the guy with the guitar still works. every. time.)
4. Share whatever you were thinking about when you came. (just say it!)
5. Sending nudes to default24 is the best way to feel slutty. Just barrage that fucking inbox. Give the password to your dropbox if you're feeling extra subby (nnnnnnow show it)
6. A true Man-Whore knows that one must clean one’s bathroom mirror first and one’s dick should never “hang out” it should be hard and standing proudly for a proper presentation. (consider foreground + background whilst showing it)
7. Shower pics especially. There’s just something about being wet. (add one of the four elements: nekked + water)
8. A tip I actually learnt on tiktok for taking more posed sexy pictures on your phone is to take a video and then do screen captures of it. Set the camera up somewhere good and get into different poses holding for a few seconds and keep just playing around. Have music on for a little party (shake it with music! get a tripod and take video n pull screen caps.)
9. I’ve used jingly jangly jewelry before. Oh and back when I used to smoke I would take big long audible drags like a very. bad. girl. (props: lesson one, in which Trekka misses smoking.)
10. I seem to recall a tail conversation we had. (props: lesson two, in which Sassy recommends showing off a foxtail butt plug and Trekka feigns innocence)
11. I try not to listen to them, or I will critique them and chicken out. Back when I was posting in the Audio threads more regularly I used to get a lot of requests for what people wanted to hear. (emotional support for before/after clicking "send")
12. Another whoring tip - audio does not need to be loud or even have words. There is nothing sexier than just listening to someone who turns you on experiencing pleasure - the quiet sighs, little gasps, hitches in breath, the sound of skin sliding against skin, an extended groan, etc. Don’t force anything. Start by just recording a session as is and work your way to other things as you feel comfortable. (emotional support for advanced sexting at various volumes)
13. I mean if we're talking full-on whoring, then get out the toys and show off how turned on you can get (tripod and video and toys --> this is getting complex. or, elevated?)
14. A phone stand that has a bendy arm and grips your phone tightly helps with awkward angles. Like those ass shots or when having both your hands available for the filmed activities. If you have orgasm or general audio shyness, a great tip is to use an app to record yourself and just let it go for as long as you need. Then you can go back and edit out the long lead in or anything you’re not comfortable sharing. (Gorillapod--> awkward angles like the ever elusive and most complicated of all the selfies: the ass selfie. also what to do when you get a shy cock or clit. shit's gettin' real now.)
15. I’ve treated it like a To Do List (when it starts getting complicated, get organized)
16. I just use a simple App called Smart recorder. Works great. (or get an app to life-hack your sexting.)
17. Exhibitionist pics. Quick flash of breast at a stop light, shot up your sundress while at dinner, misbehaving in your yard, etc. (this woman is fucking brilliant)
18. Black electrical tape in multiple widths - thinner to make an “x” over each nipple and/or thicker to criss cross over your torso restraint style. Adding another friend to the photoshoot doubles the fun. Nipple jewelry or nipple clamps. Open cup bras or knickers. (wardrobe budget tips: lesson one, in which we learn we need not be spendy! can also just buy clothes with less/no material.)
19. Other budget friendly ideas are clothes pins and zip ties. And not really my thing, but there is a former Litster who was quite clever with her boob pics and could do wonders with kids craft supplies and dollar store finds. (Think goggly eyes, pom poms, tinsel and pipe cleaners) (wardrobe budget tips: lesson two, in which we... pique Trekka's interest :lol
20. And in the next installment of wonderful wenching tips….workout pics. There is something really hot about minimal attire and visible sweat. Also, kink indulging. Personally one of my biggest turn ons is my partner‘s pleasure, so other than some clear boundaries I’m hard pressed not to get a bit turned on by their kinks. Even if they don’t press my buttons directly, adding some props or comments aimed at their preferences are just (workout clothes, sweat, and DJ LL1 takes requests)
21. Sartorial tips for the Big Budget Bitch
    1. Thigh highs: I cannot stress the importance of thigh highs enough. Years ago, this is what women wore. Then some dipshit came along and stapled them to underwear and made pantyhose and we entered the dark ages. Luckily, they still make them.
    2. Corsets: They accent small boobs. And they embiggen big boobs. It’s like the titty lottery.
    3. Costumes: School girl. Business bitch. Nurse. Librarian. Whore. Goth chick.
22. I learned how much fun it could be to tease on Camera. I decided to fuck myself with said popsicle. Fair warning. They melt fast. (fuck a popsicle)
23. I have tried to make Cum Icy Poles (popsicles). That day was an adventure... You know when you go to visit some beach location and they have those little decorative tubes of coloured sand, and the sand is all different layered colours? Well it was kind of like that… only cum. Icy crunchy, varying tones of creamy coloured cum and maybe half of two containers. We were not born to make Cumsicles. It clearly required certain timing, aim, equipment and skill sets two day drinking twenty somethings with a ridiculously hilarious and stupid sex ambition did not have. (be the popsicle)

also assuming ^thiS is what broke lit's servers this week

 

[Lonelywife1205]

All of Our Collective Whoring Wisdom in One Place! Or, The Rosetta Stone of Lit.

It's like a vision board. Or legal code? In my subjective ordering from least to most complex.

1. Mostly if a comely lass has it and can shake it then the world will grovel at her feet. Right? (just shake it)
2. Teasing photos Visibly hard nipples (or cock) through clothes. Soaked thongs. Drenched fingers. The wet spot on the bed after you finished having fun. (don't show it... yet)
3. You know, I've heard that playing a little ditty* on the guitar isn't harmful to one's chances. (being the guy with the guitar still works. every. time.)
4. Share whatever you were thinking about when you came. (just say it!)
5. Sending nudes to default24 is the best way to feel slutty. Just barrage that fucking inbox. Give the password to your dropbox if you're feeling extra subby (nnnnnnow show it)
6. A true Man-Whore knows that one must clean one’s bathroom mirror first and one’s dick should never “hang out” it should be hard and standing proudly for a proper presentation. (consider foreground + background whilst showing it)
7. Shower pics especially. There’s just something about being wet. (add one of the four elements: nekked + water)
8. A tip I actually learnt on tiktok for taking more posed sexy pictures on your phone is to take a video and then do screen captures of it. Set the camera up somewhere good and get into different poses holding for a few seconds and keep just playing around. Have music on for a little party (shake it with music! get a tripod and take video n pull screen caps.)
9. I’ve used jingly jangly jewelry before. Oh and back when I used to smoke I would take big long audible drags like a very. bad. girl. (props: lesson one, in which Trekka misses smoking.)
10. I seem to recall a tail conversation we had. (props: lesson two, in which Sassy recommends showing off a foxtail butt plug and Trekka feigns innocence)
11. I try not to listen to them, or I will critique them and chicken out. Back when I was posting in the Audio threads more regularly I used to get a lot of requests for what people wanted to hear. (emotional support for before/after clicking "send")
12. Another whoring tip - audio does not need to be loud or even have words. There is nothing sexier than just listening to someone who turns you on experiencing pleasure - the quiet sighs, little gasps, hitches in breath, the sound of skin sliding against skin, an extended groan, etc. Don’t force anything. Start by just recording a session as is and work your way to other things as you feel comfortable. (emotional support for advanced sexting at various volumes)
13. I mean if we're talking full-on whoring, then get out the toys and show off how turned on you can get (tripod and video and toys --> this is getting complex. or, elevated?)
14. A phone stand that has a bendy arm and grips your phone tightly helps with awkward angles. Like those ass shots or when having both your hands available for the filmed activities. If you have orgasm or general audio shyness, a great tip is to use an app to record yourself and just let it go for as long as you need. Then you can go back and edit out the long lead in or anything you’re not comfortable sharing. (Gorillapod--> awkward angles like the ever elusive and most complicated of all the selfies: the ass selfie. also what to do when you get a shy cock or clit. shit's gettin' real now.)
15. I’ve treated it like a To Do List (when it starts getting complicated, get organized)
16. I just use a simple App called Smart recorder. Works great. (or get an app to life-hack your sexting.)
17. Exhibitionist pics. Quick flash of breast at a stop light, shot up your sundress while at dinner, misbehaving in your yard, etc. (this woman is fucking brilliant)
18. Black electrical tape in multiple widths - thinner to make an “x” over each nipple and/or thicker to criss cross over your torso restraint style. Adding another friend to the photoshoot doubles the fun. Nipple jewelry or nipple clamps. Open cup bras or knickers. (wardrobe budget tips: lesson one, in which we learn we need not be spendy! can also just buy clothes with less/no material.)
19. Other budget friendly ideas are clothes pins and zip ties. And not really my thing, but there is a former Litster who was quite clever with her boob pics and could do wonders with kids craft supplies and dollar store finds. (Think goggly eyes, pom poms, tinsel and pipe cleaners) (wardrobe budget tips: lesson two, in which we... pique Trekka's interest :lol
20. And in the next installment of wonderful wenching tips….workout pics. There is something really hot about minimal attire and visible sweat. Also, kink indulging. Personally one of my biggest turn ons is my partner‘s pleasure, so other than some clear boundaries I’m hard pressed not to get a bit turned on by their kinks. Even if they don’t press my buttons directly, adding some props or comments aimed at their preferences are just (workout clothes, sweat, and DJ LL1 takes requests)
21. Sartorial tips for the Big Budget Bitch
    1. Thigh highs: I cannot stress the importance of thigh highs enough. Years ago, this is what women wore. Then some dipshit came along and stapled them to underwear and made pantyhose and we entered the dark ages. Luckily, they still make them.
    2. Corsets: They accent small boobs. And they embiggen big boobs. It’s like the titty lottery.
    3. Costumes: School girl. Business bitch. Nurse. Librarian. Whore. Goth chick.
22. I learned how much fun it could be to tease on Camera. I decided to fuck myself with said popsicle. Fair warning. They melt fast. (fuck a popsicle)
23. I have tried to make Cum Icy Poles (popsicles). That day was an adventure... You know when you go to visit some beach location and they have those little decorative tubes of coloured sand, and the sand is all different layered colours? Well it was kind of like that… only cum. Icy crunchy, varying tones of creamy coloured cum and maybe half of two containers. We were not born to make Cumsicles. It clearly required certain timing, aim, equipment and skill sets two day drinking twenty somethings with a ridiculously hilarious and stupid sex ambition did not have. (be the popsicle)

also assuming ^thiS is what broke lit's servers this week

This would have been so much better in audio while you played with yourself.
#missedwhoringopportunities

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I hate it when that happens

The ole penis in the eye?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Hahahaha my mind went immediately back to the old school reply:

Good Morning Ms She-Devil *sing-song voice*

Like your the teacher - I did like when teachers handed out icy-poles….

haha I just love the different names for popsicles. The Brits and their Ice Lolly, You Aussies and icy poles

 

[SassySheDevil]

I am slightly sad that thigh highs are so hard for me. They literally come all the way up to my ass. So, I typically will use knee high socks.

 

[HeavyBalls]

AND he has a penis like a sunset. I imagine that means it’s red and orange and yellow, like genital herpes.


I can’t believe I didn’t mention thigh highs yet! Probably because I assume they’re a given in terms of hot as fuck. Followed closely by corsets. Agent Provocateur makes fantastic corsets. And the best part of thigh highs and corsets is that they’re equally great before and during fuckery

Also, upvoting costumes. I’ve taken and received some fantastic costumes pics. Live is even better.

Corsets and thigh highs are a yes...

I mean I have no idea what some of the Beast's weaknesses are...

 

[jason28053]

So what about toys? Remote control for her and him?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Be happy to provide complimentary feedback upon any photos in thigh highs you might have.

Also, personally more about having the gap around the goodies is more important than the height. Knee high or thing high or the ol’ but less chaps gets this Aussie‘s motor going.

TBH anything gets my motor going lol

I was going to say. I get the feeling you are pretty easy.

 

[HeavyBalls]

So what about toys? Remote control for her and him?

See the sadist in me would turn hers on in public...

 

[SassySheDevil]

So what about toys? Remote control for her and him?

Are you volunteering to walk around with a remote-controlled butt plug in and give us ladies your info?

 

[jason28053]

Are you volunteering to walk around with a remote-controlled butt plug in and give us ladies your info?

I’m told they have other things besides butt plugs there Sassy

 

[LadyLascivious1]

See the sadist in me would turn hers on in public...

I can’t decide if this puts you at the top of the list for remote access or puts you on a permanent ban

 

[SassySheDevil]

I’m told they have other things besides butt plugs there Sassy

Nope. They don't. Only butt plugs.

Wouldn’t say easy, just up for whoring and sharing the love.

Honesty is always a good thing.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I can’t decide if this puts you at the top of the list for remote access or puts you on a permanent ban

I have restraint to only use it at "appropriate" moments.

 

[Trekka]

This would have been so much better in audio while you played with yourself.
#missedwhoringopportunities

This is like a damn Scout’s Guide to Slutting it Up!

I feel an immediate urge to alphabetize and categorize. Perhaps color code.

 

[Trekka]

From virginal white to white-lipstick red?
Perform certain tasks to get Whore-Badges??

No - duh - to organize the vast collective wisdom of this thread and make the ultimate user-friendly guide to pleasing your playmate(s).

Envisioning a hyperlinked index. A table of contents. A glossary

Also if you’re setting up a reward system, I mean… there really should be a treasure box.

 

[hotwords229_A]

To add to Trekka’s amazing summary,
—Know your apps.
https://ezgif.com/maker This one is good for making sexy whorish gifs.
It’s easy and intuitive.
Try one and post it here.

 

[alwaysaway]

To add to Trekka’s amazing summary,
—Know your apps.
https://ezgif.com/maker This one is good for making sexy whorish gifs.
It’s easy and intuitive.
Try one and post it here.

BOOKMARKED!

 

[Trekka]

So more sections/chapters rather than a whore-e-ness level gotcha.

Pretty sure some ladies on here would have a nice … treasure box….

But would be happy to go into a real treasure box for food and boobies…

Are you offering to trade gold and jewels for tits? What are your terms?

To add to Trekka’s amazing summary,
—Know your apps.
https://ezgif.com/maker This one is good for making sexy whorish gifs.
It’s easy and intuitive.
Try one and post it here.

Easy and intuitive.
Just like me.


Also - I love the challenge, HW!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Pmann didn’t mention work boots on a woman.

(Why she is hanging a picture with a rubber mallet I don’t understand, but she has my attention).

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Pmann didn’t mention work boots on a woman.

(Why she is hanging a picture with a rubber mallet I don’t understand, but she has my attention).

How many views before you realized she was holding any tool, much less the incorrect one?

 

[hotwords229_A]

How many views before you realized she was holding any tool, much less the incorrect one?

It took me a minute, but I got there.

 

[Trekka]

Trade was for me to wait in said treasure box to be awarded, only needing food an titty pics to stay in.

Box may need to be cleaned every 5 photos received….

I still don’t think I understand.
I might need a visual aid.
A flowchart, or perhaps a chalkboard with a plan drawn out using a mixture of math, hieroglyphics, and cartoons.