That better be a wide strapI’m thinking electric with the strap covering one breast
Trust me. I have no musical skills. I've had it since I was little. So, it is now a very old. Very pretty guitar.
Just needs to cover a nippleThat better be a wide strap
Well. This would be about the only way I could enjoy red wine. I do not like it for the most part. But dick dipping might help.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/8044eeca596de9ced93602b054ceb395/tumblr_p55urzzf2o1x4pg5bo1_250.jpgSo...is it man whoring if you have a lady over for dinner, cook the meal for her as she watches, have nice music going in the background, flowers for her, and do the full wine preparation and presentation for her?
Sage advice?
I mean. Yeah. If your beaver looks like that. It's time to at least trim.
Glitter is like sand. You'll find it for weeks!!
100%!!!
Lmao, now that's Funny Sassy
Electrical tape is ideal since it has a bit of give and doesn’t give you an impromptu wax when pulling it off. Or that’s what a little birdie told me anywayTAPE!
christ you're brilliant*.
hadn't thought of tape yet. lol.
that's very budget friendly too versus, yanno, clothes!**
you're right on the recount-- ima go examine the dangling chads shortly
actually I realized last night as I washed my hair (one of those random shower epiphanies) "Oh shit! LadyLascivious advised us on camera-shy O's!") --> yep, you popped into my mind during a rando shower-thought sesh.
*hot as hell too
**who needs clothes?
Electrical tape is ideal since it has a bit of give and doesn’t give you an impromptu wax when pulling it off. Or that’s what a little birdie told me anyway
The shy O’s were before dinner. The shower* pics and exhibitionist ideas were after dinner.
Thinks to self: this the whoring version of negging? Like if she keeps saying I‘m failing to deliver I’ll just keep posting more filth? That’s brilliant! And apparently effective.
And in the next installment of wonderful wenching tips….workout pics. There is something really hot about minimal attire and visible sweat.
Also, kink indulging. Personally one of my biggest turn ons is my partner‘s pleasure, so other than some clear boundaries I’m hard pressed not to get a bit turned on by their kinks. Even if they don’t press my buttons directly, adding some props or comments aimed at their preferences are just
*compliments, no clothes, and Trekka is thinking about me in the shower…is it getting hot in here?
Oh, and had you taken a picture while in the shower and captioned it, “thinking about Lady L” that would have been great whoring! Combining tips is worth bonus points.Lol
You’re getting all Freudian on me but uhh yeah … you are … correct …
Noted!!
Okay. A few things.
First off, you did incredibly well with the title. It has your name in it like all good threads do.
Secondly, this is a fantastic thread. Getting whoring tips from the whoriest of people… where could you get better advice on how to whore? At a juggalo get together? The DNC?
Lastly, here are a list of things that are good while whoring.
- Thigh highs: I cannot stress the importance of thigh highs enough. Years ago, this is what women wore. Then some dipshit came along and stapled them to underwear and made pantyhose and we entered the dark ages. Luckily, they still make them.
- Corsets: They accent small boobs. And they embiggen big boobs
- Costumes: School girl. Nurse
- Shower pics
- Proper Photographing: The vagina and penis can be bizarre looking. Not mine; it’s like a sunset (ETA: I have a penis and not a vagina. But if I had one, it would be gorgeous and smooth, like a dolphin
Also, tagging @alwaysaway for no particular reason.
AND he has a penis like a sunset. I imagine that means it’s red and orange and yellow, like genital herpes.He said embiggen
I can’t believe I didn’t mention thigh highs yet! Probably because I assume they’re a given in terms of hot as fuck. Followed closely by corsets. Agent Provocateur makes fantastic corsets. And the best part of thigh highs and corsets is that they’re equally great before and during fuckery
AND he has a penis like a sunset. I imagine that means it’s red and orange and yellow, like genital herpes.
I can’t believe I didn’t mention thigh highs yet! Probably because I assume they’re a given in terms of hot as fuck. Followed closely by corsets. Agent Provocateur makes fantastic corsets. And the best part of thigh highs and corsets is that they’re equally great before and during fuckery
Also, upvoting costumes. I’ve taken and received some fantastic costumes pics. Live is even better.
and 
The ole penis in the eye?
