🤨 Things You Never Want To Hear Your Lit Crush Say

[Series 6]

That’s actually kinda hot!

How about, I'm a really good kisser, your dad told me so.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Please insert 3 credits to continue

 

[Oldermom935]

@Series 6 "I'm a real good kisser, My dad told me so"...

 

[Series 6]

@Series 6 "I'm a real good kisser, My dad told me so"...

Hmmm, are you saying that you have a crush on me?

 

[lindi_85]

Is that a pimple on your bum?

 

[Jaws82]

Is that a pimple on your bum?

Follow up: can I squeeze it?

 

[lindi_85]

Follow up: can I squeeze it?

Only if you video it

 

[Jaws82]

Only if you video it

Just let me get my goggles

 

[lindi_85]

Just let me get my goggles

You might wanna get the mask too. You know… just in case

 

[Jaws82]

You might wanna get the mask too. You know… just in case

Safety is important.

Better glove up too

 

[MindYaBitness]

You might wanna get the mask too. You know… just in case

Safety is important.

Better glove up too

*gets cozyon the couch to watch the latest Pimple Popper collab video from Jaws & Lindi's YouTube channel, "nothing but the butt: all butt boils, all the time"

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Been too busy…

 

[mentalmaven]

(nothing)

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Do you like my perfume? Its @AmberLGreen bottled farts..

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Assuming direct control!

 

[Abeona1]

I've found someone special.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

I can't talk to you anymore.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Will that be cash or charge?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*gets cozyon the couch to watch the latest Pimple Popper collab video from Jaws & Lindi's YouTube channel, "nothing but the butt: all butt boils, all the time"

Boils are the best pops.

 

[LostHorizon]

My headphones aren’t working…

 

[Deadbed1968]

Do you like your catfish served hot?

 

[Tallulah82]

"I'm at your door."

Fuck you, I work hard to catfish you wankers, I don't want you seeing the real me.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

"Next time you send me a picture of your cock, use a fisheye lens! It'd look more impressive that way!"

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I've only ghosted one person with whom I was in a long term relationship. If you're lucky, I'll do it to you too!