🤨 Things You Never Want To Hear Your Lit Crush Say

[jeff_is_smiling]

Let me ask my Master if I can play...

 

[positiveflirt]

That was hot. You're going to make a great backup for when my other two guys, girl and therapist are all busy

 

[Wriggle]

That was hot. You're going to make a great backup for when my other two guys, girl and therapist are all busy

We may have the same lit crush

 

[Anastasia1999]

Dear Mary. It‘s not you. It‘s me. Bla bla bla……puke.

 

[CuriousRick]

I am sorry. I just want to be friends.

 

[Tallulah82]

Yeah, no. I need someone who's needy.

 

[Live4themoments]

Wait, what was your name again and what state do you live in?

 

[Nightbird]

This is the last time you'll ever hear from me.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Quit talking about Legos! (He never would, but still )

 

[Neanderthal247]

I have a crush on you

 

[Jw75766]

I'm not interested
However, my lit crush is a very kind and open woman whose personality is even more sexy than her body.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I just wanna know how your toes taste!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I know we've chatted a lot recently, but I met someone on lit during that time...

 

[AmberLGreen]

It’ll only take a minute

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Stop telling me EVERYTHING!!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I really want to cum on your toes!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I really want to cum on your toes!

Welp. There goes my next pick-up line.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I just wanna know how your toes taste!

I really want to cum on your toes!

Well that escalated…at a fairly measured pace honestly.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Well that escalated…at a fairly measured pace honestly.

I need to stalk myself it seems.

 

[Series 6]

I'm a really good kisser. My dad told me so.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

"Click like and subscribe!"

 

[Series 6]

What is the website to get free Xaltrex samples?

 

[LostHorizon]

Oh no! Headlights!

 

[Tom_Brown]

I'm a really good kisser. My dad told me so.

That’s actually kinda hot!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I told it all to yr slam piece on SnapChat.