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How I feel reading this:

Bugs Bunny, waving his hand: It’s true doc, I’m a rabbit alright, would you like to shoot me now, or wait ’till you get home?

Scene flashes back to an angry Daffy.

Daffy Duck, jumping in the air and waving his arms about: Shoot him now! Shoot him now!

Bugs Bunny, running up to Daffy, very annoyed: You keep out of this! He doesn’t have to shoot you now!

Daffy Duck, very annoyed, in Bug’s face: He does so have to shoot me now!

Scene flashes to Elmer Fudd, who is very confused, with an annoyed Daffy Duck in his face.

Daffy Duck: I demand that you shoot me now! (crosses his arms, looking very pleased with himself)

Daffy Duck, very pleased, standing next to a confused Elmer , who is confused, who then makes up his mind and aims his gun at Daffy: Nah!

Elmer just shot Daffy, and as the smoke clears, we see that Daffy’s beak is at the top of his head. He twists it down with a grumpy look, then Daffy storms towards Bugs, and starts poking him: Letsh run through that again.

Bugs Bunny, still being poked by Daffy: Okay. Would you like to shoot me now or wait ’till we get home?

Daffy Duck: Shoot him now, shoot him now.

Bugs Bunny: You keep out of this, he doesn’t have to shoot you now.

Daffy Duck, thinking he has caught him out, starts poking Bugs again: Hah! Thatsh it! Hold it right there! Pronoun trouble. (looks suspiciously at Bugs, then continues in a cultured voice) It’sh not ā€˜he doesn’t have to shoot you now’, it’s ā€˜he doesn’t have to shoot me now’. (Continues in a loud and angry voice) Well I say he does have to shoot me now!

Scene slips back to Elmer Fudd, who is still confused, with an angry Daffy besides him.

Daffy Duck, really angry, still shouting: So shoot me now!
 
How I feel reading this:

Bugs Bunny, waving his hand: It’s true doc, I’m a rabbit alright, would you like to shoot me now, or wait ’till you get home?

Scene flashes back to an angry Daffy.

Daffy Duck, jumping in the air and waving his arms about: Shoot him now! Shoot him now!

Bugs Bunny, running up to Daffy, very annoyed: You keep out of this! He doesn’t have to shoot you now!

Daffy Duck, very annoyed, in Bug’s face: He does so have to shoot me now!

Scene flashes to Elmer Fudd, who is very confused, with an annoyed Daffy Duck in his face.

Daffy Duck: I demand that you shoot me now! (crosses his arms, looking very pleased with himself)

Daffy Duck, very pleased, standing next to a confused Elmer , who is confused, who then makes up his mind and aims his gun at Daffy: Nah!

Elmer just shot Daffy, and as the smoke clears, we see that Daffy’s beak is at the top of his head. He twists it down with a grumpy look, then Daffy storms towards Bugs, and starts poking him: Letsh run through that again.

Bugs Bunny, still being poked by Daffy: Okay. Would you like to shoot me now or wait ’till we get home?

Daffy Duck: Shoot him now, shoot him now.

Bugs Bunny: You keep out of this, he doesn’t have to shoot you now.

Daffy Duck, thinking he has caught him out, starts poking Bugs again: Hah! Thatsh it! Hold it right there! Pronoun trouble. (looks suspiciously at Bugs, then continues in a cultured voice) It’sh not ā€˜he doesn’t have to shoot you now’, it’s ā€˜he doesn’t have to shoot me now’. (Continues in a loud and angry voice) Well I say he does have to shoot me now!

Scene slips back to Elmer Fudd, who is still confused, with an angry Daffy besides him.

Daffy Duck, really angry, still shouting: So shoot me now!
Shoot me Now for reading all that...
 
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