😈✨🍺MrTenant's Tavern and Dungeon

[Mrtenant]

Thank you for the kind welcome @Strixaluco I'm trying to find a place where I feel I fit. I did wander down to see who Gossamer was, and he doesn't frighten me. I don't think I want to pay him a visit, though.

@Mrtenant, I would like a tour, when possible. Hopefully the bar serves non-alcoholic drinks as well?

Hiya desertbunny. Welcome to the Dungeon.. bar.. thing and welcome to Lit.

When you say you trying to find a place to fit, I think most of us have said this at one point or another. The truth is, everyone fits here. That is the magic of Lit forums. And in this bar, everyone is welcome, unless they get super fussy, in which case, I lock them up in one of the dungeons.

Lit is as real or surreal as you want it to be. Just post and interact lots. You will soon see that you found a place or made a place for yourself.

Example- I post all over the place. Poetry, BDSM, General Board, Politics, Playground, Visual Art, and more.

Some people stick with one forum and that's where they feel most at home. Its all good really. I would encourage you to make an avatar for yourself. And someday, you may even want to make your own threads.

Do understand this. Sometimes, people here are real assholes. They will trick you, curse you, and make you feel like shit. When you are aware of that, you are warned. Don't take it personal. That's more about them than you. If they harass you, report it if its really troublesome. Or ask me. I been here awhile, I can textually break my foot off in someone's ass, by request. Me and Gossamer.

You made it this far. Thanks for reading. Next is the bar tour. My linking tool on the tool bar is broken, so you get the copy paste version.

 

[Mrtenant]

Thank you for the kind welcome @Strixaluco I'm trying to find a place where I feel I fit. I did wander down to see who Gossamer was, and he doesn't frighten me. I don't think I want to pay him a visit, though.

@Mrtenant, I would like a tour, when possible. Hopefully the bar serves non-alcoholic drinks as well?

The T&D or MrT's.. whatever You wanna call it. We're open daily. Nightly even.

Sometimes there's even a bartender. Ask nicely, someone will be happy to serve up a drink or food or music.

We do holidays, events, birthdays, coming out parties, and well, there's the dungeon. Well, there's 12 of them actually. Caution, #3 is for experienced people only.

As demand is low right now, this dungeon, linked below, is immediately available.

Dungeon #1 The Red Room

Enter at your own risk.

Over there....points* at the walls... are some shackles....also there are shackles here at the bar....they are for lease.

We also have various 'play' items for use behind the bar. Leashes, wax for waxplay, and of course food and drink. Bring your own vibe.

The shackles near the dart boards cost extra....the masochists seem to love those.

In the center of the bar....you probably saw it..... is the stockade....you can have a turn in it if you want.

Near the stage is the mechanical bull with the attached sybian. It's a hit at parties.

Near that are the dance poles.

The place is decorated with various floggers, whips, electro stims, and many other toys. All fully functional.

We do also have a shadowy knitting corner. I know there's knitting going on there, but, I'm pretty sure anyone that goes there is plotting something wicked.

And then finally, down the hall past the bathroom/locker room is the dungeon, as mentioned earlier in this post. There are 12 separate cells for rent.

Do avoid dungeon number 3, unless you are well experienced with S&M. That's where we keep Gossamer.

Gossamer can be a little rough even for the experienced masochist.

*c'mon out buddy, say hi to the nice people....
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[Mrtenant]

And no alcohol? No worries. I mean w....w.. w ww w wahh....wahhh... wahhh-t t ter is just fine.

 

[Strixaluco]

Raises her virgin drink

Alcohol free has never been an issue here. And I often make a full pot of morning tea.

 

[desertbunny]

And no alcohol? No worries. I mean w....w.. w ww w wahh....wahhh... wahhh-t t ter is just fine.

Sorry, first I don't really care for the taste of alcohol, and second, the last thing I want is to lose control of my mental faculties through intoxication. It's a personal thing. I'm sure a skilled bartender could concoct something very flavorful without the alcohol?

Thank you for the tour, this looks like a fun place. We shall see if I do fit in. And I'm working on finding an appropriate avatar. What I have now lacks any feeling and panache.

I know people here can be assholes, even more so than out in the "real world" as the anonymity here gives them a certain protection, a shield to hide behind. I am a misanthropist to a certain extent - a person can be awesome, people suck. Combine this with my natural social awkwardness, neurodivergent brain, and occasional inability to properly read social cues and things can get interesting in the Chinese curse sort of way. So I apologize in advance if I say anything that offends anyone, I try really hard not to. And I'll be on my best behavior.

 

[desertbunny]

Raises her virgin drink

Alcohol free has never been an issue here. And I often make a full pot of morning tea.

A pot of tea is a great way to start the day.

 

[Rj_1954]

Welcome, nice to see you here!

This is indeed quite a place, both bar and dungeons. You cans ask @Mrtenant for a tour.

And don't get frightened by Gossamer. Which reminds me.... @Rj_1954 when have you last fed him?

I found him rummaging around in the barns..

 

[Strixaluco]

I found him rummaging around in the barns..

So no cows there anymore? You better find him good food soon!

I need some tea Gotta get the water boiling I guess.

 

[Rj_1954]

@Strixaluco

There's a large shipment of 500 Yugoslaviaian sheep arriving in the port of Helsinki as we speak.

They're expecting Gossamer very soon...

 

[Rj_1954]

Can I offer some hot chocolate?

 

[Strixaluco]

Can I offer some hot chocolate?
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I'll take the offer! I'm exhausted after the last few days and plan on just pampering myself today.

 

[Strixaluco]

It was a sad day - funeral of my uncle. (Andoone of the hottest this summer, I'm so grateful for Finnish cemeteries having plenty of trees to offer shaded.)

But there were positive side effects, like seeing all the relatives from that slide. All but 2 cousins with their families! (Because my sisters couldn't make it.) That's very rare these days. We started a messaging group to keep up contact with each other, can't trust with the older generation to take care of the contacts any more. Next time they'll arrange anything will probably be a funeral again...

And I'm happy to have the kind of relatives that it feels happy, relaxing and safe to see them. No extra drama. That we actually all want to see each other, though a few want to escape group photos.

 

[desertbunny]

I'll take the offer! I'm exhausted after the last few days and plan on just pampering myself today.

I also would like to take this offer and agree with the lovely owl. Though pampering myself isn't likely to happen.

@Strixaluco my condolences to you and your family. 'Tis a sad day but I'm glad it turned out in a positive way.

 

[Strixaluco]

I also would like to take this offer and agree with the lovely owl. Though pampering myself isn't likely to happen.

Not much pampering here either, but trying to rest - and now I should cook again to take care of myself. Eh. Looking at alternative options

@Strixaluco my condolences to you and your family. 'Tis a sad day but I'm glad it turned out in a positive way.

Thank you. He was a Good person. Thankfully he at least got to live "normal" length of life.

And now we have all cousins that use the same app, in one group. Because we can't depend on the older generation to keep contacts anymore. And I'm very grateful for having such a marvellous family. Almost 20 cousins who actually want to keep contact. I actually think I need to introduce my chosen daughter to her "second cousins", because her biological cousins aren't that way...

 

[Lotus_Kitty]

Hello tavern regulars and newcomers. Haven’t been here in a long time but it’s so good to know the Tavern is here. It feels comfy here.

Wishing you all peace of mind, good health, and the warmth of those who care for you. May you have at least some of the above, at least for a few precious moments. Ideally, I’d like us all awash in such priceless treasures.

For a moment of peace and warmth, and to recharge your mental health battery, this place is a good spot.

Brownies for all!

 

[Rj_1954]

Hello tavern regulars and newcomers. Haven’t been here in a long time but it’s so good to know the Tavern is here. It feels comfy here.

Wishing you all peace of mind, good health, and the warmth of those who care for you. May you have at least some of the above, at least for a few precious moments. Ideally, I’d like us all awash in such priceless treasures.

For a moment of peace and warmth, and to recharge your mental health battery, this place is a good spot.

Brownies for all!

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Looks scrumptious

 

[Strixaluco]

but it’s so good to know the Tavern is here. It feels comfy here.

Agreed !

 

[Strixaluco]

...and the brownies look delicious. Not even trying to resist, in this heat I don't eat enough...

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm making Cheesecakes today. Lady K says I'm a good cook.
What do you think? You can add your own toppings.

 

[Trubbycat]

Sweltering day here, hovering around 96F/36C last I looked. I had some things to do early so I just threw on a tee shirt and jean shorts (no underwear as I swore I was going to shower when done). Fast forward to this evening, still commando in the same clothes and feeling gross. The boys are not happy. I might just take a lukewarm bath. Yuck.

 

[Lotus_Kitty]

Sweltering day here, hovering around 96F/36C last I looked. I had some things to do early so I just threw on a tee shirt and jean shorts (no underwear as I swore I was going to shower when done). Fast forward to this evening, still commando in the same clothes and feeling gross. The boys are not happy. I might just take a lukewarm bath. Yuck.

Where's the hug emoji?

 

[Trubbycat]

Denim with no lining gets chafey after a while.

 

[Rj_1954]

I didn't think it could get this hot for this long ( 93°F to 98°F ) for 3 weeks consecutively since July first.
Today I just lounged in the pool...I didn't do nothing! Aside from being all wrinkly and sunburned, it was great!!
I'm gonna pay for it tonight though...and maybe sick, hopefully not...

 

[Trubbycat]

I didn't think it could get this hot for this long ( 93°F to 98°F ) for 3 weeks consecutively since July first.
Today I just lounged in the pool...I didn't do nothing! Aside from being all wrinkly and sunburned, it was great!!
I'm gonna pay for it tonight though...and maybe sick, hopefully not...

Take care of your skin

 

[Rj_1954]

Take care of your skin

Lots of sunburn lotion...