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ANYHOO..
Moving on...
Honestly
I need to be blindfolded, and touched, kissed, stroked...
I am a sensual creature. The skin is the greatest sex organ.
I like the smell of flowers, lavender, roses, hyacinth & others.
Pain is just fluff...I like to be restrained. held down and tickled.

Don't tell Brenda... 🫶 :rose::love:
 
Honestly
I need to be blindfolded, and touched, kissed, stroked...
I am a sensual creature. The skin is the greatest sex organ.
I like the smell of flowers, lavender, roses, hyacinth & others.
Pain is just fluff...I like to be restrained. held down and tickled.

Don't tell Brenda... 🫶 :rose::love:
Somehow I think she might figure it out...🤣
 
I'm not into pain either -inflicting or receiving
I'm 100% vanilla..
I need romance, feelings, all that stuff
The only thing in this quote that doesn't apply to me is vanilla. I'm definitely not.

That just doesn't mean I'm into pain either. The most intense thing I can handle is tickling... In limited amounts.

But no vanilla partner has wrapped me in as much love, hugs and caring as my Dom. Or gotten as much trust, love and thankfulness from me.
 
Am having cold blueberries and matured cheddar for lunch, it's surprisingly good. Refreshing even 🤯

Edit: Funnily enough, I've discovered that these particular blueberries are called Moroccan Eureka Sunrise after I said that 😂
 
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I should start planning a lecture/demo about cooking without electricity. In the city - no fire to be started.
 
We are relieved and thrilled this morning... after a difficult pregnancy and hospital bedrest, my niece gave birth to a healthy girl this morning. A few weeks early but everyone is over the moon.
Congratulations sir!
I should start planning a lecture/demo about cooking without electricity. In the city - no fire to be started.
That reminds me of one week here when there was a localised blackout, we had no way of cooking and I remembered thinking I miss our gas stove 😂

Took me back to the days when we played shadow puppets in the candle light
 
I've just realised that I live with people who have zero sense of self preservation.

There was a loud argument outside and then suddenly there was a loud thud on our door. Now from previous experience, loud thuds tend to be from drunk neighbours or in one instance, a deranged ex bf of a neighbour who wanted to break down our door (because apparently logic dictated breaking down our door = his ex opening her door to him 🙄).

My response to this was quietly listen so I can assess what's going on outside. My mother's response to this was to ask what's going on, to which I quietly asked her to shush so I can listen.

Apparently, to her, this command translated to: Yell "What's going on?!" in increasing volume the more I shushed her.

I'm going to die here if there's a wild animal or deranged killer outside.
 
I've just realised that I live with people who have zero sense of self preservation.

There was a loud argument outside and then suddenly there was a loud thud on our door. Now from previous experience, loud thuds tend to be from drunk neighbours or in one instance, a deranged ex bf of a neighbour who wanted to break down our door (because apparently logic dictated breaking down our door = his ex opening her door to him 🙄).

My response to this was quietly listen so I can assess what's going on outside. My mother's response to this was to ask what's going on, to which I quietly asked her to shush so I can listen.

Apparently, to her, this command translated to: Yell "What's going on?!" in increasing volume the more I shushed her.

I'm going to die here if there's a wild animal or deranged killer outside.
I don't know whether to use the laugh emoji or hug you....
here's both
:ROFLMAO: 🫂
 
That reminds me of one week here when there was a localised blackout, we had no way of cooking and I remembered thinking I miss our gas stove 😂
That's what we're planning for.

Those having their own gardens can have barbecue, gas or coal. On the balcony I can normally only use electric barbecue, so I have a tiny camping stove for the outages.
 
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