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You, Sir, have a really distorted sense of taste.
No sane person would drink coffee when there's tea available.
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Ok, for the record (and all the Italian madmen) I was joking, ok?
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I am sure my tastes in various things are distorted! Love coffee and tea. Being English it is against the law to dislike tea. 😂
 
You, Sir, have a really distorted sense of taste.
No sane person would drink coffee when there's tea available.
...
Ok, for the record (and all the Italian madmen) I was joking, ok?
😆
The best tea in the world is Yorkshire tea. It come from two small plantations in the rhubarb triangle.
 
I found a new entry in Oxford's Dictionary

to Brexit (noun):
Leaving a favourable environment for no reason at all to let a fraud or populist smash ones society.
 
It sounds like you are putting yourself down that is all. ☺️
Oh, but I am.
How do they say?

Always over promise and under deliver.

Wait, no, that was the Handbook For Managers.

My bad.
Better not promise something when you can give an ridiculously accurate percentage of success. Like "according to my calculations, this project has a median success rate of 87.56%"
Ups, sorry, I got distracted again.
 
Sitting on my office, the only person in the building, as the phones blow up for everyone else that works here, waiting till noon when I leave for the holiday weekend without guilt
 
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