LordofDargaardkeep
Low Dick
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- Jun 11, 2025
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You distract them with boobs and I will club and drag them to the dungeon... No one gets to disappoint PLP... (especially before curves day)
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You distract them with boobs and I will club and drag them to the dungeon... No one gets to disappoint PLP... (especially before curves day)
Are you the Brain?A combination of plotting world domination and laying in bed
I hope everything is all right!Evacuating
I hope you’re all right in the storm, too!It is. Most coastal towns will be evacuating. Looks like a massive storm though, so possibly more than just the coast.
Don’t feed bread to ducks! It’s not good for them…Cutting up stale bread so my SO can feed it to the ducks on his delivery round. I'm jealous because I can't go. We are both heading towards retirement but still young at heart.
Same! Called in sick for the last 2 hours of work… trying to get rid of this headache.Giving up on Tuesday. We'll try again tomorrow.
Oh I'll be fine, way too far inland. Glad Dad's beach trip was last week.Are you the Brain?
I hope everything is all right!
I hope you’re all right in the storm, too!
Don’t feed bread to ducks! It’s not good for them…
Same! Called in sick for the last 2 hours of work… trying to get rid of this headache.
Hint: The answer is 42I'm pondering the BIG questions.
Let me guess.. you did remember to bring your towel?Hint: The answer is 42![]()
Your boobs?I'm pondering the BIG questions.
Of course, it has immense psychological value.Let me guess.. you did remember to bring your towel?
its ok to send nudes I will print off copies for @AmberLGreen and her pictorial shrine of your breasts.I'm pondering the BIG questions.
I'll helicopter on over and offer any help with that.I'm pondering the BIG questions.
Lol wondering what happens when his wife or daughter find out.... LolllAt the Supermarket….just put feminine hygiene spray in an 80 year old guys basket. I love when people get home and are surprised. SURPRISE!!!
Lube might have lead to a funny conversation with the check out staffAt the Supermarket….just put feminine hygiene spray in an 80 year old guys basket. I love when people get home and are surprised. SURPRISE!!!
Playing a video game after spending the day doing far too much laundry
I replaced all of my socks about three months ago and I already have an odd one haunting me motherf****r.Why is it just socks, undies, and towels?![]()