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I think it's time to approach the Deviant God of Lit. It's been too long.

Dear Jizzus,

We approach the throne šŸš½ with nothing but lust in our hearts and longing in our loins.

Today, Holy Spunkit, we pray for the masochist, lord, so lost in her own misery that she refuses to Block litsters that annoy her and, instead, reads every thing they post and then make passive aggressive comments. Lord, giver her the strength, the power!, to hit that block button. She's no less a masochist for seeking inner peace, Jizzus. Let her know that your dickciples are feeling for her and wishing her well, no hate, only pity in our hearts.

Also, Big Daddy god, we thank you for all the new experiences and friends and fun here is this Sinful Sanctum of Sex. Please help us be clear communicators and strong boundary holders. Thank you for holding our tongues (mmm yessss) especially when Litsters are condescending when your servants tries to clarify points. šŸÆ Bless their hearts, lord.

Finally, Most High of the Spread Thigh, help all those who feel inferior, lord, and insecure. Help them know that they don't have to resort to fabrications and one upsmanship to get attention, lord. Give them the wisdom to see that we all know they are full of shit and bless them with belief that they are enough.

Bring peace to the grieving families of the newly departed alts for they themselves are alt as well. May their memories be a blessing.

All this we beg in your name, like good little boys and girls, Your Horniness.
C-men
 
PLP
PrettyLilPussy19 said:
I think it's time to approach the Deviant God of Lit. It's been too long.

Dear Jizzus,

We approach the throne šŸš½ with nothing but lust in our hearts and longing in our loins.

Today, Holy Spunkit, we pray for the masochist, lord, so lost in her own misery that she refuses to Block litsters that annoy her and, instead, reads every thing they post and then make passive aggressive comments. Lord, giver her the strength, the power!, to hit that block button. She's no less a masochist for seeking inner peace, Jizzus. Let her know that your dickciples are feeling for her and wishing her well, no hate, only pity in our hearts.

Also, Big Daddy god, we thank you for all the new experiences and friends and fun here is this Sinful Sanctum of Sex. Please help us be clear communicators and strong boundary holders. Thank you for holding our tongues (mmm yessss) especially when Litsters are condescending when your servants tries to clarify points. šŸÆ Bless their hearts, lord.

Finally, Most High of the Spread Thigh, help all those who feel inferior, lord, and insecure. Help them know that they don't have to resort to fabrications and one upsmanship to get attention, lord. Give them the wisdom to see that we all know they are full of shit and bless them with belief that they are enough.

Bring peace to the grieving families of the newly departed alts for they themselves are alt as well. May their memories be a blessing.

All this we beg in your name, like good little boys and girls, Your Horniness.
C-men
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