🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Free tacos

Damn... got it in one.


And now I miss tacos.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Hello! My Name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!

I dont have 6 fingers so... I should be safe, yes?

 

[AlpineFresco]

For about 70% of Americans: 'Universal Healthcare'.

 

[Beardpositive77]

Free tacos

Damn... got it in one.


And now I miss tacos.

You two should be banned from playing games together - you'd always win!

Wait. Unless it's playing games together, because then we would all very much enjoy.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Runners up included: Indie's Van, Mei5ter Inside, and Cadbury Creme Eggmobile

For about 70% of Americans: 'Universal Healthcare'.

All very good. Ya'll know me so well.

 

[Beardpositive77]

Tease. I thought there was a link.

Ugh. It just goes to show you how amateur hour-ish I am here on Lit. Lol

I'll just go back to that link you posted and....

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Links are the easter egg of lit

 

[BlondeAmbition4RP]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/933619deba470d131aa4108a9b3c5b2a/tumblr_q7raucFq6Y1x4dz3io1_640.jpg


Let's play a game!!

I leave it blank, but then roll down my window as you walk by...

"Hey little girl, can you help me find my baby panda? She's gone missing."

 

[Richard_C]

Odd choice, but possibly not ineffective.

You chose to use a double negative. I'm cautiously aroused!

I dont have 6 fingers so... I should be safe, yes?

Yes! I'm not trying to threaten you. I'm luring you in with 80's parody films!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I leave it blank, but then roll down my window as you walk by...

"Hey little girl, can you help me find my baby panda? She's gone missing."

Another very good one!!

Anything for bebe bears!

 

[Beardpositive77]

Links are the easter egg of lit

Hmm.....

 

[Beardpositive77]

Hmm.....

Did I finally get it right?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Did I finally get it right?

Oh boy, did you!

 

[Beardpositive77]

Oh boy, did you!

What she said.

Then in that case, I'll probably need a break from work for a bit.

 

[BlondeAmbition4RP]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ca/ce/da/caceda621024dc59032ad3c64ca50107.jpg

 

[Beardpositive77]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ca/ce/da/caceda621024dc59032ad3c64ca50107.jpg

Love this!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/a33d991bdd600ffb0440e503f2b03e61/7f9c40ad26d450a1-24/s640x960/806ea67ccff3d91a180d70c40938d97cd93b9053.jpg

 

[AngelicaS1780]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/a33d991bdd600ffb0440e503f2b03e61/7f9c40ad26d450a1-24/s640x960/806ea67ccff3d91a180d70c40938d97cd93b9053.jpg

 

[BlondeAmbition4RP]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/41/5e/7d/415e7db0363605471f75745856092cd0.jpg

 

[Ask For More]

Good afternoon!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I'd be falling forward on my face. Or backwards and potentially taking in wayyyyy more than I had bargained for.

Yeah...there are wayyyy better ways to use a suction cup dildo. Trust me

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/b85dff5628bacad3f42ccec6610f8ab3/ff1b2af0667e0ec4-38/s540x810/e0a56d5d2ad8ccc7c70c31e748bca521cc5e64d4.jpg

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0c35806ea64e42a2842b892e7bf82134/d69efadebca8eec2-7a/s1280x1920/9dde00bfedee85a5344331260cccb5d3ca777e17.jpg

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Does it involve one's forehead?

I don't have any idea what you're talking about.

 

[Beardpositive77]

Does it involve one's forehead?

I don't have any idea what you're talking about.

It certainly gives new meaning to the term dickface. And to the phrase, "looking at me like I have a dick growing out of my forehead."

We can thank the Marine Corps for teaching me these lovely phrases.