🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[tnman03]

Like so?

That's ambitious...but it's going to require a pair of scissors or a sharp knife. Hey, knife play??? Now...that's a thing, isn't it???

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Now you're talking! Better take my vitamins.

I love this girl sandwich!

And all these amazing pics and gifs. Thanks for making me smile.

 

[Mutau]

Like so?

Precisely!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/d96c4b63e858e7540efe7c268aa26804/tumblr_q7nzq2X5h71x4dz3io1_640.jpg

I love when people on Twitter read my mind.

 

[Richard_C]

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Cumbo.

I believe this is the first time I have ever been jealous of an elephant!!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Whenever I see a dick in a weird place, I think of Hotwords.

 

[Beardpositive77]

Whenever I see a dick in a weird place, I think of Hotwords.

Perhaps she's reading it outloud to him?

 

[DarkSimian]

Whenever I see a dick in a weird place, I think of Hotwords.

That's certainly...creative

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I like that she doesn't put down the book. Maybe that's how they do it, though. "Don't stop reading, baby. I just need your knee for a minute."

This is me everytime I pick up a book - just fighting off dicks.

 

[DarkSimian]

This is me everytime I pick up a book - just fighting off dicks.

I think the lady doth protest too much

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I think the lady doth protest too much

I only protest when I'm in the middle of a chapter.

 

[DarkSimian]

I only protest when I'm in the middle of a chapter.

*buys you a good bookmark*

 

[whenagain]

Whenever I see a dick in a weird place, I think of Hotwords.

I did something real similar a few times w one of my girlfriends

 

[Ask For More]

Morning team deviants! Here's a cool song to help you through the lockdown.

 

[AlpineFresco]

Motherfucker! That's a cracked mirror! Is that the source of the bad luck we're all having?!

 

[AlpineFresco]

You're the source of all this, huh?
I shall henceforth refer to you as 'Wet Market'.

 

[AlpineFresco]

How did you know what PLP called me last night?

Creeper.

She can't keep a secret. Leaks like a sieve, that girl.

 

[Beardpositive77]

Knock knock, anyone home?

Yes!!! Most definitely at home.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Knock knock, anyone home?

https://66.media.tumblr.com/81ea28e11959742150c1350f1e14a733/a6c7d3d79872224e-fb/s1280x1920/9b646f5471efc95c419b53be0dbfee152d28f352.jpg

Motherfucker! That's a cracked mirror! Is that the source of the bad luck we're all having?!

That might be a cracked mirror but it's welcome as part of my decor any day...

 

[Beardpositive77]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/27b169d12d92883299cb031f5c56edfc/tumblr_off421Z7MR1vhqvzco8_640.pnj

Haha yup. And drama-less life is.....Great!

 

[AlpineFresco]

Haha yup. And drama-less life is.....Great!

Very true! It's all just weirdly quiet and almost-normal here, although I'm aware that job shifts can flip that in an instant. Still, for now...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

She can't keep a secret. Leaks like a sieve, that girl.

I thought this said leaks like a sleeve. I was confused.

Morning everyone! Carry on with your deviance!

 

[AlpineFresco]

I thought this said leaks like a sleeve. I was confused.

Morning everyone! Carry on with your deviance!

Sleeves leak. Not a sleeve if it doesn't have holes in it!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/933619deba470d131aa4108a9b3c5b2a/tumblr_q7raucFq6Y1x4dz3io1_640.jpg


Let's play a game!!

 

[Richard_C]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/933619deba470d131aa4108a9b3c5b2a/tumblr_q7raucFq6Y1x4dz3io1_640.jpg


Let's play a game!!

Hello! My Name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!