🏡PLP's B&B for Deviants, Darlings & Dorks: The Sequel

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She looks too porn-y to be a librarian. I mean, where are the glasses? Why isn't her hair up? And what's with the hooker lipstick and nail polish? And who the fuck put those books on the bookshelf like that? She ain't no librarian. Hell, I'm not even convinced that bitch can read.
 
She looks too porn-y to be a librarian. I mean, where are the glasses? Why isn't her hair up? And what's with the hooker lipstick and nail polish? And who the fuck put those books on the bookshelf like that? She ain't no librarian. Hell, I'm not even convinced that bitch can read.

Welcum to America.

We're all porn and tits and no one can find Farenheit 451.
 

Is this you Indie? No bullshit and no ass-kissing (although a review of this thread is making me want to do more than kiss some of these asses...) I assumed this was one of the sexy pics like others were grabbing from the web and not a real person. Modeling career maybe?

My chubby thighs and ass
:eek::eek:runs to hide:eek::eek:

See above about pics making me want to do things. You're attachment pic is what made me figure out and double-take that Indie's was her! Yummy yum.


Thanks for the new music! I really enjoyed these both, especially Creep. Very powerful.

The library stuff does things for me guys.

And I feel kinda dirty after storytime.

For you Indie...

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She looks too porn-y to be a librarian. I mean, where are the glasses? Why isn't her hair up? And what's with the hooker lipstick and nail polish? And who the fuck put those books on the bookshelf like that? She ain't no librarian. Hell, I'm not even convinced that bitch can read.

Well, here’s the story behind the picture:

Poor Sandra was having a really awful terrible day. After she had finished applying her fabulous eye make up she tripped on the bath mat and knocked her glasses off her vanity and stepped on them. She wasn’t really very bright so she didn’t have a second pair.

This got her all flustered and she accidentally put on her “going out” lipstick instead of the demure pink she normally wore to work. She also totally forgot her hair sticks and bra as she was rushing to catch the bus as she obviously couldn’t drive (no glasses).

So the poor thing got to work late, out of sorts and totally frazzled. She found a memo from the director and misread it to say that a school group was coming to do a scavenger hunt and to turn all the books backwards.

Well, it was a really shitty day for her to do this because it the A.C. has broken over night. Since she got so hot, she didn’t want to sweat through her blouse, so she took it off.

Sad ending to this story - this picture was taken by a middle schooler when they arrived early and posted to Facebook. She was fired immediately.
 
I don't know. That sounds awfully contrived. But, hey, if she sucks a mean dick, I could come to see the veracity of her claim.
 

Ohhh. So that's why threesomes - and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups - are a thing: you have two tasty options that are impossible to choose between so you say, "How about maybe we just throw them both together and see what happens?"
 
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