🏡PLP's B&B for Deviants, Darlings & Dorks: The Sequel

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Great, now I have to worry about how many donuts big my dick is!
Like I wasn't self conscious enough :D

A bakers dozen myself (but they were the hot Krispy Kreme’s and I smashed them flat first - still counts in my book).
 
Also, fair warning kids. This house is up for sale and over 5k.

There will be a farewell party and a new house soon. Maybe...
 
Good morning, freaks.

<pulls PLP and the donuts into bed>

See? That's a mirror shot done properly. None of that "here's me holding up my cellphone while I stand in front of my bathroom mirror and check out all the crap I've got cluttered around the sink" bullshit. You're using the mirror, not because you're too damn cheap to buy a tripod and too lazy to learn how to use a timer, but to get both your face and ass in frame. I approve. Though, next time, get some titty in the shot, too. Just pull your top down so a boob falls out. You know, tasteful.


Secretly, this is what all men immediately visualize the instant we see a woman in glasses.

Or it might just be me.
 
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