🏡PLP's B&B for Deviants, Darlings & Dorks: The Sequel

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If your bag gets screened in front of others at the airport passersby wouldn't likely notice it was plastic and would just think it's a banana.

Pardon me, Ma'am, is that a banana in your suitcase or are you just glad to see me when you get to your hotel?

Hmm, needs work :p
 
call me a prude, but all those x-rays are not working for me.

maybe i’ve seen way too many of myself to ever find them erotic.

or maybe i just like flesh too much. yeah, that’s probably it. gimme some skin!
 
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