🏡PLP's B&B for Deviants, Darlings & Dorks: The Sequel

[BlondeAmbition4RP]

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You started my day of sweet, Blondie!

Glad to hear it, Lovely.

https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/2/sexy-ice-cream-zornitsa-naydenova.jpg

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

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Holy shit...

 

[Billsexpot]

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[DarkSimian]

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I'll have what the brunette is having...

 

[hotwords229_A]

So... who wants to lick me till ice cream?

Anyone?


Hello.... is this thing on?

Nice. Well played

 

[tnman03]

So... who wants to lick me till ice cream?

Anyone?


Hello.... is this thing on?

Hmm??? This sounds intriguing. And also like a whole lot of fun.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

So... who wants to lick me till ice cream?

Anyone?


Hello.... is this thing on?

slowly raises hand

 

[DarkSimian]

So... who wants to lick me till ice cream?

Anyone?


Hello.... is this thing on?

Well, if you insist

 

[Ask For More]

Good evening!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Wanna play a game???

 

[Karabare]

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Wanna play a game???

Do we get ice cream of we win?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Do we get ice cream of we win?

With sprinkles

 

[AlpineFresco]

With sprinkles

The ice cream man in my old cul-de-sac used to ask if, when you ordered a soft whip, you wanted juice and bits on yours. I'm still scarred.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

The ice cream man in my old cul-de-sac used to ask if, when you ordered a soft whip, you wanted juice and bits on yours. I'm still scarred.

Wha....???


I'm scared to ask.

 

[AlpineFresco]

Wha....???


I'm scared to ask.

Strawberry or chocolate sauce was 'juice', and chopped hazelnuts were the 'bits'.

Isn't it funnier to say nasal-huts, though? Senseless, but welcome to my world...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Strawberry or chocolate sauce was 'juice', and chopped hazelnuts were the 'bits'.

Isn't it funnier to say nasal-huts, though? Senseless, but welcome to my world...

He was a perv. No one calls that juice and bits. You escaped with your innocence. Be grateful. (Go say thanks in the Religious Thread)

 

[AlpineFresco]

He was a perv. No one calls that juice and bits. You escaped with your innocence. Be grateful. (Go say thanks in the Religious Thread)

You know rosary beads are just... well, you get the idea.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You know rosary beads are just... well, you get the idea.

Another time I'm glad I'm not Catholic.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Did someone say arts and crafts?

 

[AlpineFresco]

Hey! Wasn't this supposed to be our craft project? I didn't know it was religious themed.

We're still on for it!

Did someone say arts and crafts?

Crafting party!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Is not crafty.... waits patiently for prezzies!

 

[Karabare]

Is not crafty.... waits patiently for prezzies!

Also not crafty but has a 10 year old who is...

 

[Karabare]

I don't think you want her helping with this project.

Probably true

 

[BlondeAmbition4RP]

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[TANSTAAFL58]

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Wanna play a game???

To accompany that, Ladies and Gents, Mr. David Lee Roth and van Halen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS-s_xcmwaU

I think the only Blues song with more double entendres is Aerosmith(and others):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkDqghJr0Nw