🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[MindYaBitness]

Hold the fuck on!






So would butts

So, which is more therapeutic for your Rapid Onset ED?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So, which is more therapeutic for your Rapid Onset ED?

Peach emoji

 

[Mrtenant]

Don't vote for meeeeee
(Busy wanking)
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[MindYaBitness]

Peach emoji

Well streamable is being a little bitch, so you'll have to settle for a gif to revive you. https://i.ibb.co/NpXtgqH/6a8c8637-84ab-43f0-bd6e-36d326af5bee.gif
you're getting very sleepy, and suddenly have an urge to vote for MindYaBitness...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Well streamable is being a little bitch, so you'll have to settle for a gif to revive you. https://i.ibb.co/NpXtgqH/6a8c8637-84ab-43f0-bd6e-36d326af5bee.gif
you're getting very sleepy, and suddenly have an urge to vote for MindYaBitness...

This is voter manipulation. And I'm very ok with it and kinda sleepy

 

[MindYaBitness]

This is voter manipulation. And I'm very ok with it and kinda sleepy

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[deefalttwunnyfor]

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/BhVkhZCwtpwAAAAC/im-just-getting-started-billy-butcher.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/BhVkhZCwtpwAAAAC/im-just-getting-started-billy-butcher.gif

So… you need to get caffeined up before you start a good wank?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So… you need to get caffeined up before you start a good wank?

I don't need to, buuuuuuuuuut it doesn't hurt yaknowwhatimean?

 

[MindYaBitness]

So… you need to get caffeined up before you start a good wank?

Caffeine? For Wanking? That's a vasoconstricting drug! Gimme a good gummy, wait till I get that floaty tingly feeling...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Caffeine? For Wanking? That's a vasoconstricting drug! Gimme a good gummy, wait till I get that floaty tingly feeling...

Gummies make me dizzy and disoriented. But caffeine? ohhhhhhhh lil' default loves those uppers

 

[BrendaBear]

Caffeine? For Wanking? That's a vasoconstricting drug! Gimme a good gummy, wait till I get that floaty tingly feeling...

Well.. aren’t we just a Miss SmartyFancyWordyKnowStuff princess!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/vd6bGUoQAqoAAAAd/boo-hoo-alexis-rose.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

Gummies make me dizzy and disoriented. But caffeine? ohhhhhhhh lil' default loves those uppers

You're getting the wrong kind!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You're getting the wrong kind!

This kinda makes sense. I have to steal mine from Delaware. SHhhhhh, don't tell anyone

 

[MindYaBitness]

This kinda makes sense. I have to steal mine from Delaware. SHhhhhh, don't tell anyone

I get to go to Weed Wal-Mart where they have more edibles than See's candy, and a white dude with dreads hooks me with best stuff!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I get to go to Weed Wal-Mart where they have more edibles than See's candy, and a white dude with dreads hooks me with best stuff!

That's what I need!!!! But it's like a half an hour drive to get to a place where some dipshit working minimum wage just wants you to buy the THC nerds candy and gtfo of his store

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well.. aren’t we just a Miss SmartyFancyWordyKnowStuff princess!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/vd6bGUoQAqoAAAAd/boo-hoo-alexis-rose.gif

I've never lost at Trivial Persuit!

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://iili.io/2ASeyOP.gif

My official campaign song.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Can we lease your patent for OnlyMoms™, I'm sure it'll earn you some royalties. Or, better yet, you an host a master class!

I’m sure we could work out some interesting cross-branding opportunities.

 

[37_ttej]

I am so behind the eight ball!
The WotY campaign has begun and there are slogans, boobs and promotional gifs being thrown around as thick and fast as @Wand3rlust ‘s ‘wow’ emoji.
One wonders whether the award has any chance of being won on merit or whether it is - as we always suspected - a popularity contest.
Not that I mind.
I know I’m a pretty big wanker anyway. I don’t need the accolade to validate how big a tool I have of a tool I am.
And if the contest brings more of those promotional gifs I’m all in favour.
Whatever the outcome, wanking is the winner!

PS: I really do mind! I’ve wanked worked so hard and my dreams are going to be crushed at the final hand job hurdle because I can’t compete with spectacular boobs, masterful campaign art and the charisma-oozing slogans of the cool kids.
*sigh*
I’ll just console myself with a little pity wank.
Now, where are those gifs …

PPS: Wait, I wonder whether a hot boy anal gif might sway the POJ?

PPPS: LOL, I’m enjoying the craziness of this thread from the sidelines as the contest hots up. Carry on, people.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

One wonders whether the award has any chance of being won on merit or whether it is - as we always suspected - a popularity contest.

alwayshasbeenspaceman.jpg

PPS: Wait, I wonder whether a hot boy anal gif might sway the POJ?

If there was even a remote chance that this could upset the smartest litsters on here, then I would consider it. Hard.

 

[UnquietDreams]

PPS: Wait, I wonder whether a hot boy anal gif might sway the POJ?

 

[37_ttej]

alwayshasbeenspaceman.jpg

If there was even a remote chance that this could upset the smartest litsters on here, then I would consider it. Hard.

You’d have to change your username to @hotboyanalwunnyfor

 

[StillRain]

For real. @StillRain I can whip up a poll if you like?

I’ve got one good to go.

 

[drobert44]

I’ve got one good to go.

I keep trying to wank, but get in chats........