🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[StillRain]

Am I the only one who sees this thread and starts singing the old Dr. Pepper commercial just replacing "Dr. Pepper" with "wanker?"

I'm a wanker.
He's a wanker.
She's a wanker.
Wouldn't you like to be a wanker, too?

As an Australian I am unaware of this jingle. I therefore nominate you for wanker of the week. Just because nominations are slow this week and I feel a little SPICY today.

 

[StillRain]

I also nominate @Azuldrgon for wow facing me.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

@ToPleaseHim for having the ban hammer thrown down on dickieglows

Not a shock at all. But what was the final straw?

 

[Azuldrgon]

I also nominate @Azuldrgon for wow facing me.

I mean you just placed a hit on me because I nominated @AuntieDisco and @Bry1313 volunteered to k-word me.
It was kind of to be expected.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hi Slow, im Bry.

I'm here for you @Lmizzler

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Not a shock at all. But what was the final straw?

I know Jasmine is giving me all the credit/blame, but it’s the powers that be who are banning the accounts. I’ve been surprised by it. Relieved when I get a few days of silence (that person tags and PMs me A LOT), but surprised.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I know Jasmine is giving me all the credit/blame, but it’s the powers that be who are banning the accounts. I’ve been surprised by it. Relieved when I get a few days of silence (that person tags and PMs me A LOT), but surprised.

Ugh sorry they wont leave you alone, but glad they're gone. I got troll vibes from DG from the very beginning. I mean that pic alone looks like it came straight from public domain.

 

[StillRain]

I mean you just placed a hit on me because I nominated @AuntieDisco and @Bry1313 volunteered to k-word me.
It was kind of to be expected.

No, I placed a hit on you because I wanted to.

 

[Azuldrgon]

No, I placed a hit on you because I wanted to.

Ohhhh.......can we nominate you?
Just curious for science.

 

[StillRain]

I know Jasmine is giving me all the credit/blame, but it’s the powers that be who are banning the accounts. I’ve been surprised by it. Relieved when I get a few days of silence (that person tags and PMs me A LOT), but surprised.

I had a message detailing that they aren’t the same person but enjoyed the misdirection. Poor old Dickie probably thinks he got banned just for being a horny old trumper.

Ohhhh.......can we nominate you?
Just curious for science.

It won’t be the first time and it won’t be the last.

 

[Acktion]

As an Australian I am unaware of this jingle. I therefore nominate you for wanker of the week. Just because nominations are slow this week and I feel a little SPICY today.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/qFlolcZTEW4B50B6sj/giphy.gif

 

[Bry1313]

Please.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LJPUXzaPgTrji/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9526ixa374299ha1gncmhz5gs1tz84evgqt63y1ktrj&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I had a message detailing that they aren’t the same person but enjoyed the misdirection. Poor old Dickie probably thinks he got banned just for being a horny old trumper.

I do think they are the same person, though. Well before anyone made any accusations, “dickie” had several posts using exact phrasing that Jasmine was using targeting another member that Jasmine is obsessed with. Seems an odd choice for a brand new member to do from the jump. If he was simply enjoying misdirection, he made a really bad call. It does seem like Jasmine alts are going to be banned quickly. I’ve only seen this action taken with one other member and it was on the GB.

 

[Apisto42]

Nominating @StillRain for placing a hit on @Azuldrgon. That’s a total wanker move.

 

[StillRain]

Nominating @StillRain for placing a hit on @Azuldrgon. That’s a total wanker move.

It’s not my first and it won’t be the last.

 

[StillRain]

This week’s nominees…

You have a few more hours to finalise nominations or alert this wanker to any she’s missed.

@Tigobitties98 for the hot take on introverts being emotionally inept
@daystate for that casual misogyny
@ToPleaseHim for having the ban hammer thrown down on dickieglows
@Nicefella for his over subscription to the creep academy
@Acktion for wanky jingles
@AuntieDisco for trying to kill @Azuldrgon
@Azuldrgon for spicy attitude
@StillRain for taking up @Bry1313s gleeful offer to kill @Azuldrgon
@Cindy027 for the high ground she stands on

 

[crazychemgirl]

When do we find out? … I hear @Bry1313 isn’t eager to let go of his title.

 

[Apisto42]

When do we find out? … I hear @Bry1313 isn’t eager to let go of his title.

You and @StillRain are just bitches that are trying to keep @Bry1313 down.

(Just making a late play for a repeat wanker award, nothing personal).

 

[StillRain]

Well….

I must apologise for my tardiness in announcing this week’s winner. My queen, Ms Swift, is in town and I have been busy preparing for my visit with her.



However, onto other items of business, if you can all contain your excitement for this imminet adventure for just a few more moments.

The week’s nominees are quite a mixed bag. Many of them questionable nominees, some completely deserving, one perhaps did not deserve to die but alas the hit was placed.

Though it pains me to announce the decision of the esteemed judge panel this week. Without further ado ( but with just a touch more ado), this weeks Wanker of the Week is…





























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for fucks sake @StillRain do we have to do this EVERY WEEK?!
































































@StillRain is definitely this week’s Wanker of the Week.

Congratulations Me!




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It’s been a long time coming.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Well….

I must apologise for my tardiness in announcing this week’s winner. My queen, Ms Swift, is in town and I have been busy preparing for my visit with her.

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However, onto other items of business, if you can all contain your excitement for this imminet adventure for just a few more moments.

The week’s nominees are quite a mixed bag. Many of them questionable nominees, some completely deserving, one perhaps did not deserve to die but alas the hit was placed.

Though it pains me to announce the decision of the esteem judge panel this week. Without further ado ( but with just a touch more ado), this weeks Wanker of the Week is…





























Uh oh here we go with the scrolling again….































for fucks sake @StillRain do we have to do this EVERY WEEK?!































































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@StillRain is definitely this week’s Wanker of the Week.

Congratulations Me!


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It’s been a long time coming.

I’m really confused by this post.

Who is this swift?

And this is a lot.

 

[StillRain]

I’m really confused by this post.

Who is this swift?

And this is a lot.

How dare you step before me with such foolishness.

 

[Massive Grooves]

How dare you step before me with such foolishness.

*googles*

So it goes

 

[StillRain]

*googles*

So it goes

Nominated!

 

[Acktion]

I’m really confused by this post.

Who is this swift?

And this is a lot.

I might be able to help. Well, a little bit. I don't know very much about Taylor Swift. But, I do have some footage here...

 

[StillRain]

Lit Wanker of the Week Annals

The recipients of this prestigious non-popularity popularity prize as nominated by peers and voted on by a completely impartial, non-biased panel of judge.

@Apisto42
@EvilJasmine
@Bry1313
@StillRain

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