🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

Some wankers are patient.

Some are eager little fuckers, hands on their bits furiously tugging, waiting for their moment.

I will be posting the remaining nominees for Wanker of the Year some time this week, and then next week voting will open.

I haven’t forgotten you. If you’ve sent me your junk it’ll be posted. Promise. 👀
 
Some wankers are patient.

Some are eager little fuckers, hands on their bits furiously tugging, waiting for their moment.

I will be posting the remaining nominees for Wanker of the Year some time this week, and then next week voting will open.

I haven’t forgotten you. If you’ve sent me your junk it’ll be posted. Promise. 👀
You can just wake me up when I get the awards. K. Thx.

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Some wankers are patient.

Some are eager little fuckers, hands on their bits furiously tugging, waiting for their moment.

I will be posting the remaining nominees for Wanker of the Year some time this week, and then next week voting will open.

I haven’t forgotten you. If you’ve sent me your junk it’ll be posted. Promise. 👀
Wait, we're supposed to send you our junk? No wonder I'm still waiting.

Fine...my junk.
 
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Some wankers are patient.

Some are eager little fuckers, hands on their bits furiously tugging, waiting for their moment.

I will be posting the remaining nominees for Wanker of the Year some time this week, and then next week voting will open.

I haven’t forgotten you. If you’ve sent me your junk it’ll be posted. Promise. 👀
Dang, my popcorn bucket is empty.
I’ve been waiting so very expatiently (expectantly and patiently - I just made that up) for the final nominees and their junk.
Even had a little wank every couple of hours just to keep my hand in (as it were).
Now I’m bored, tired and a bit sore.
I’ll just twiddle my thumbs then …
 
Dang, my popcorn bucket is empty.
I’ve been waiting so very expatiently (expectantly and patiently - I just made that up) for the final nominees and their junk.
Even had a little wank every couple of hours just to keep my hand in (as it were).
Now I’m bored, tired and a bit sore.
I’ll just twiddle my thumbs then …
Sucking up to the OG PoJ isn’t going to help you win WotY.
 
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