⚠️🚧 Closed Indefinitely🚧⚠️No Ordinary Dick: A Rating Thread⚠️🚧 Closed Indefinitely🚧⚠️

[MidwestPrincess23]

Me reading comments/scores
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZjd1Zm5mbjNvejFoNmp1dnRhNmZheXJvbTJxaXoydzY4cGVwZnE3NyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/uYYSsz9lcHauc/giphy.gif

Then finding out how close to gold I was
https://media1.tenor.com/m/DFxZu4vlk9AAAAAC/olympics-mc-kayla-maroney.gif

*hugs* my friend

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Personally, I loved the creativity of this dick. I thought it was funny and more visually interesting than some other submissions... Just saying.

I was told we are not allowed to be biased

 

[MindYaBitness]

Personally, I loved the creativity of this dick. I thought it was funny and more visually interesting than some other submissions... Just saying.

Indeed, if it had been a "Reverse psychology a woman into actually wanting to see your Trouser Snake" contest, he would have won by a landslide!

 

[Lmizzler]

Shhhh, your supposed to be anonymous, remember?

Wait!!!! That was ….. Nooooo!!!!
Are you sure?!?!?!

 

[Lmizzler]

Do you men feel bad about taking over our dick thread with boob talk yet? Better start dedicating dicks to us

You mean like cock talk being taken over by women?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wait!!!! That was ….. Nooooo!!!!
Are you sure?!?!?!

I'm not his urologist, but I'm pretty sure I know @Wriggle 's schfonze when I see it

 

[MindYaBitness]

You mean like cock talk being taken over by women?

What are you talking about? We would never!
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbHpqejh1aGVxNzJicG51bnV4NHZlYmhjdjZ1NTg1b3l5cHczYWhwZiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/lNMF3DXBSVvlhbME4R/giphy.gif

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Wait!!!! That was ….. Nooooo!!!!
Are you sure?!?!?!

This whole 'model' thing has been very confusing. Bry really seemed like he was repping that it was his, but I've seen his and this didn't seem like it added up.

 

[subdudeme13]

it's not big deal! There is always next time!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Me reading comments/scores
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZjd1Zm5mbjNvejFoNmp1dnRhNmZheXJvbTJxaXoydzY4cGVwZnE3NyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/uYYSsz9lcHauc/giphy.gif

Then finding out how close to gold I was
https://media1.tenor.com/m/DFxZu4vlk9AAAAAC/olympics-mc-kayla-maroney.gif

I second that. For both of us. I mean mine wasn’t that close at all but still.

 

[cactusjack0584]

The The So Close But Not Quite Dicks are as follows...


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@Ched21
"Original and creative!"_@MidwestPrincess23

@cactusjack0584
"I love everything about this! Wanna chat?"_@Indie

@UnquietDreams
"Nice use of props - love a man who reads. Love that he chose to leave something to the imagination."_@MandaPandaa

@SherlockianMan
"Artistic." _@lavendersilk

@hotoldrguy
"Both amazing and terrifying."_@OrdinaryPerson

@NRJLIVES4ever
"I like the jeans look PLUS good lighting and relaxed in nature"_@MidwestPrincess23

@LIDiver
"Being first gives you a point for eagerness. Jeans & the belt, I'm a fan. More points would have been awarded if a filter was used."_@lavendersilk

@Indie tried to chat but it won’t let me. Glad at least you liked it.

 

[subdudeme13]

When does this start over? I am still trying to find mine.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

When does this start over? I am still trying to find mine.

Round 2 is going on right now. We will take new submissions until Thursday 10/31 at midnight EST

 

[hotoldrguy]

Round 2 is going on right now. We will take new submissions until Thursday 10/31 at midnight EST

Halloween night.....

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Halloween night.....

Yes, Halloween night - I understand this might be difficult for the procrastinators... but there are plenty of days BEFORE trick-or-treating night to submit dick pics!

 

[BigBallsCanuck]

Ok, here is Horned God, the ancient god of wild places, creatures and Lust, inhabiting my cock and balls, hope it brings a smile to your faces ; ) !
https://imagehost.thasnasty.com/image/20211222-224035-hgcockwink.dKjno

 

[MandaPandaa]

I was told we are not allowed to be biased

https://media0.giphy.com/media/kS8Qd7zrmhBdKEeB55/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952fhhdw146ojewxra0q71hwj9pm1ufoj7a1ek5xccb&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SherlockianMan]

The The So Close But Not Quite Dicks are as follows...


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@Ched21
"Original and creative!"_@MidwestPrincess23

@cactusjack0584
"I love everything about this! Wanna chat?"_@Indie

@UnquietDreams
"Nice use of props - love a man who reads. Love that he chose to leave something to the imagination."_@MandaPandaa

@SherlockianMan
"Artistic." _@lavendersilk

@hotoldrguy
"Both amazing and terrifying."_@OrdinaryPerson

@NRJLIVES4ever
"I like the jeans look PLUS good lighting and relaxed in nature"_@MidwestPrincess23

@LIDiver
"Being first gives you a point for eagerness. Jeans & the belt, I'm a fan. More points would have been awarded if a filter was used."_@lavendersilk

Thank you to our lovely panel of judges. I'd love to hear more thoughts, but totally understand if you all are busy.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This whole 'model' thing has been very confusing. Bry really seemed like he was repping that it was his, but I've seen his and this didn't seem like it added up.

Photo editing could do a lot but I'm not sure any of us know how to get the foreskin back on a dick

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Thank you to our lovely panel of judges. I'd love to hear more thoughts, but totally understand if you all are busy.

I liked yours. I could see it on a wall

 

[ZfrkS62]

Photo editing could do a lot but I'm not sure any of us know how to get the foreskin back on a dick

Well, it sounds like I'll never get a 5/5 from this judge

 

[MissileMike]

here goes:

https://ibb.co/wS21YRG

 

[SherlockianMan]

I liked yours. I could see it on a wall

For a minute I thought this was a glory hole joke, then realized this isn't Sex & Shenanigans.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

For a minute I thought this was a glory hole joke, then realized this isn't Sex & Shenanigans.

I mean..
We could always make it into a glory hole joke...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well, it sounds like I'll never get a 5/5 from this judge

I think you misunderstood my comment