The Testosterone Lounge

Masculinity being so margininalized in society in general, and in this forum in particular, I thought I'd present a thread where men could gather and just be men.

You know, come on in and light up a cigar, talk about the things we thinik about.

Sports
Booze
Women
Gambling
Whores
Cars
Guns
Ex-wives

So come on in in and post some opinions. The toilet seat is up, the beer is cold, and the strippers are on the way.

Go ahead and drink from the milk carton, tell dirty jokes, light your own farts if you're so inclined.

The only rule is no political correctness. Don't worry about who you might piss off ... and don't apologize. Maybe keep politics and religion to a minimum..... there are other places to post that kind of pontificating blather. No links to quiz sites... or any site that doesn't contain porn.

Be as offensive as you want to be. We're guys, we like that kind of shit.

My guess is this thread will die a quick and pointless death, but I do hold out some hope. Are there any men out there?

Just to kick things off, I was thinking about the best guy movie ...

So many nominees ... The Great Escape, The Good Bad, and the Ugly, Dirty Harry, The Terminator, Rocky, Heat, Reservior Dogs.

How can you argue with Reservior Dogs, great Tarantino dialogue, includes a line like, "You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."

But I have to go with Cool Hand Luke as the best guy movie I've ever seen. Scope and breadth, and there's the egg eating scene. Very tough to top that one.

That's my pick.

Ok, I'll bite.

Fight Club. I don't know if it's the best guy movie per se, but the title is by far the most testosterone oozing two word combination I have ever heard.

Great nomination, Liar, Fight Club is one of those movies you remember later ... when someone mentions it (in a forum post perhaps) .... don't know how I overlooked it ....

Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Too bad the mouse is a bitch, eh?

*pees all over the porcelain.

*coughs up a fur ball in the beer jug.

*scratches with fur flying all over the peanuts.

*chews a hole in the keg hose.

*chews all the dirty mags.

Yay!! the mouse was here!!

Read and weep guys LOL

(Evil laugh here) He heheheheheehehheheheee

can i come in if i wear a strap on? i mean.. wont that make me part of the gang?

scratchin and snortin
bitchin about the babes
chuggin.. *gag* pilsner and leavin the seat up
lets talk football
lets talk 'hos!
lets talk fast cars
yeah! gimme some o those.

vella_ms said:

can i come in if i wear a strap on? i mean.. wont that make me part of the gang?

scratchin and snortin
bitchin about the babes
chuggin.. *gag* pilsner and leavin the seat up
lets talk football
lets talk 'hos!
lets talk fast cars
yeah! gimme some o those.

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Don't make me bite you Vella

I've got a hell of a fucking hard-on this morning... been like it for ages and the fuck hole's out shopping

pop_54 said:

I've got a hell of a fucking hard-on this morning... been like it for ages and the fuck hole's out shopping

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No, I'm not

pop_54 said:

I've got a hell of a fucking hard-on this morning... been like it for ages and the fuck hole's out shopping

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god im dizzy with all the testosterone your emiting pops, you sexy beastie..

doormouse said:

No, I'm not

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vella_ms said:

god im dizzy with all the testosterone your emiting pops, you sexy beastie..

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It's Ok I've cum now... the local single mum slut from down the road was available at short notice

pop_54 said:

It's Ok I've cum now... the local single mum slut from down the road was available at short notice

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yannow.. i want to hear more.. whats she look like.. gotta huge rack?.. hows her ass? like j-lo? was she hot for ya pops?

details man!

Liar said:

Ok, I'll bite.

Fight Club. I don't know if it's the best guy movie per se, but the title is by far the most testosterone oozing two word combination I have ever heard.

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I'll vote for that one as well.

Then there certainly are some western-movies that can't be missed. (The good, the bad and the ugly has been mentioned, once upon a time in the west).

What about those....First Blood I-III, Die Hard I-III, Dirty Harry, some Horror Splatter movies (Braindead, Meet The Feebles, Dawn of the Dead), Boondock Saints.

Oh man, there are sooooo many good movies that you can only enjoy if no double-x-chromosomer is present.

Ok, guys, next question. What is the car of your dreams???

Snoopy

GUY MOVIES: (other than the ones already mentioned)

Bull Durham

The Hustler

Deep Throat

Waterhole Number Three

Patton

Now, if it's okay with you gusy, I'll sit with doormouse and vella. If it's all the same to you, I'd rather be around dm hacking up hairballs than pop lighting farts.

Rumple Foreskin

Guns? Oh, you said the magic word. For basic self-defense I recommend the Colt Officer's model version of the 1911 .45. It only carries six rounds in the clip, but six rounds of .45 is more than you need in any urban warfare situation.

I'm not a fan of women with tatoos. Who wants to be with a chick who is marked up like a longshoreman? I blame Playboy magazine for this recent scankification of the fairer sex. I refuse to renew my subscription since too many of the centerfolds look like they should be posing for Biker Nation or Sluts n' Wheels. They have really been pushing this body art bullshit. I've become used to navel piercing, but the body art has to go.

The US Men's basketball team is a fucking disgrace. It is time to kick David Stern in the nuts, get the NBA away from the domination of what is supposed to be our national team, and come up with a groupd of 15 players (3 centers, 5 forwards, 4 guards) including 3 alternates in case of injuries (1 center/power forward, 1 small forward/shooting guard, and 1 point guard) who play as a unit all the time over 75-100 games a year in international play. If the NBA can prop up a dud like the WNBA, I think they should be willing to pony up and support USA Basketball in a more meaningful manner.

I am more disgusted with the players who chose not to represent the USA than those who did a piss poor job of it. Whatsamatta millionaires, been busy counting your cash this summer?

Someone wrote on another thread that US women's beach volleyball gold medalist Misty May already has a great porn name. Kudos. Too bad she has so many fucking tatoos.

I went to dinner with a friend this week and ordered a Sam Adams Summer Ale because I could see the tap head. They were out. But the did have the Winter Ale. Does anyone other than me see a problem with this in August?

The Sam Adams brand is the best going, and I am not just saying that because I am from the Boston area. However, if you are ever in Maine try the brands from Mount Desert Island like Atlantic Brewing Co. and Bar Harbor Brewing Co. They have more breweries per capita on the island than anywhere else in America.

In my younger days, if a guy tried to egg me on I wanted to kick him in the yabos. But now I just wait for the opportunity to repeat Kevin Spacey's line to Chas Palminteri in The Usual Suspects. "Are you trying to get a rise out of me, Agent Kujan?"

There are two great guy films right there: The Usual Suspects and A Clockwork Orange.

Vella, everyone has testosterone in his system. Note my use of gender agreement. Come on in and pour yourself a cool one. Just don't stand in front of the TV.

You might be more popular, however, if you put on something short and tight and wiggle around. On second thought, jump up and down. I want to see your tits bounce.

Hey, he said no Political Correctness.

Well, I have to get ready for the triathlon I am running tomorrow. But I'll be back (Austrian accent) for a little ultraviolence.

Rumple Foreskin said:

GUY MOVIES: (other than the ones already mentioned)

Bull Durham

The Hustler

Deep Throat

Waterhole Number Three

Patton

Now, if it's okay with you gusy, I'll sit with doormouse and vella. If it's all the same to you, I'd rather be around dm hacking up hairballs than pop lighting farts.

Rumple Foreskin

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Hey!! LOL

They're 'pubic' hair balls, thank you!!

And not my own.... very furless mousie LOL

Just to piss off your male egos.

I can lick my own nipples, can you?????

Ahhh shit..... prolly shoulda called that one 'Party Trick'.

As long as it stirred, who cares??????? LOL




Ohhhh I'm bein badddddd

Vincent E said:

You might be more popular, however, if you put on something short and tight and wiggle around. On second thought, jump up and down. I want to see your tits bounce.

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Now see, I was going to offer something akin to a Hooters uniform and offer to pour drinks. (I promise to leave my brains at the door.) I'm fascinated with guy-talk. Carry on!


*sashays to the bar to pick up a round of drinks*

Films :

Bachelor Party -- boy, the goofy kid in that will never amount to anything as an actor

The Perils of Gwendolyn in the Land of the Yik Yak (probably the film with the most unnecessary nudity ever)

http://imdb.com/title/tt0087903

Finally, a thread for the guys. <burp>

Any retired Navy guys here with photos of their overseas girlfriends?

How about Vietnam vets with stories of R&R in Bangkok?

Those are the two most sexist conversations I've ever been part of.

doormouse said:

Just to piss off your male egos.

I can lick my own nipples, can you?????

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Mouse slut!!

What the fuck is this place? A bunch of guys sittin around and fartin and belchin and talkin about the supermodels they dumped cause they they couldn't lick nipples and give head at the same time?

Ted-E-Bare said:

Films :

Bachelor Party -- boy, the goofy kid in that will never amount to anything as an actor

The Perils of Gwendolyn in the Land of the Yik Yak (probably the film with the most unnecessary nudity ever)

http://imdb.com/title/tt0087903

Finally, a thread for the guys. <burp>

Any retired Navy guys here with photos of their overseas girlfriends?

How about Vietnam vets with stories of R&R in Bangkok?

Those are the two most sexist conversations I've ever been part of.

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You still can't live without us.

doormouse said:

Just to piss off your male egos.

I can lick my own nipples, can you?????

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Come closer and we'll see if I can lick your nipples.

Oh, you mean mine? Why the hell would I want to do that?

Lisa Denton said:

Mouse slut!!

What the fuck is this place? A bunch of guys sittin around and fartin and belchin and talkin about the supermodels they dumped cause they they couldn't lick nipples and give head at the same time?

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Yes.

Feel free to join in.