BlackShanglan
Silver-Tongued Papist
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We've had a lovely time over on the "What Makes You Stop?" thread (https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=416539) talking about what makes us run away from an erotic story. In the process, some of us have some to the conclusion that many "backclick" triggers are not things that can never be part of a good story, but simply things that are rarely used properly or to good effect - however rare that good or proper effect might be. 
Thus was born this challenge. We'd like to see the fine minds of the AH take on some of these crimes against humanity (and other species) and rehabilitate them, or at least make the perversions some fun to indulge in. If you'd like to play, just PM me. If you're not sure what sin you'd like to revel in (see the list below), I'll assign you one; if you've got a preference, let me know. As each sin finds a voluptuary to indulge in it, I will mark it on this post as "taken" so that we get a good spread of literary offences in which to luxuriate.
Once you've chosen your sin, write a short-short story (850 words or less) that commits it flagrantly and with style. Show the rest of us how it's really meant to be done. When your story is complete, PM it to me. I will post the stories anonymously on a voting thread, and the AH members can vote on the story that best tempts them to iniquity.
I'd like to give writers time to do well on their works, so let's make this a two-week challenge window. Provided that I find some interested writers, I will post the results on - when else? - April the first.
The Cardinal Sins of Carnal Writing
Original sins and demonic conceptions
• (TAKEN) Second person point of view.
• (TAKEN) Celebrity stories that involve dull, annoying, or repulsive celebrities.
• “Magic cock” or other magic body part stories, in which one sight of the amazing body part generates instant adoration and lust in the viewer.
• (TAKEN) Any story beginning with the phrase “this really happened” or “this is a true story.”
Unnatural Intercourse
• (TAKEN) Male characters capable of excessive numbers of orgasms and erections; male or female characters emitting impossibly copious quantities of ejaculate.
• (TAKEN_ Characters with extreme and/or impossible anatomies: perfect, perky 38DD breasts, 18” cocks, etc.
• Sex acts either impossible or inaccurately described.
Diabolical visions
• (TAKEN) Numerical measurements in descriptions of characters’ anatomies.
• Character descriptions that include references to working out and/or the character looking less than his or her age.
• “Laundry list” descriptions that describe all elements of a character at once.
• (TAKEN) “Mirror scenes” or other scenes in which the central character describes him/herself in adoring, lingering detail.
Fraternization between enemies
• (TAKEN) Failure to include any dialogue or use of highly clichéd dialogue (including the ever popular "OOOHHHHH FUCK MY PUSSY HARD I'M CUUUUUUMIIIIINGGGGG!").
• (TAKEN) “Orange juice” dialogue (3113’s excellent term) – that is, banal dialogue that does not advance the action or characterization (“Want some orange juice, honey?” “Sure. Is my shirt ironed?” etc.).
• Voice/character mismatches, as in the tough-as-nails hog queen who speaks in prim boarding-school-perfect grammar.
Blasphemy: crimes against language
• (TAKEN) Abundant flaws in spelling, grammar, punctuation, and/or word usage.
• Frequent use of clichés or repetitive phrases.
• (TAKEN) “Purple prose” – excessively ornate, rich, and/or elaborate literary style.
• (TAKEN) Excessive use of unusual punctuation (exclamation points, ellipses, dashes) and/or fonts (italics, boldface, all caps).
• BDSM stories in which the submissive is called “pet,” “little one,” or similar extremely common/clichéd name.
• (TAKEN) Accents or dialects heavily rendered in phonetic spellings.
• Fantasy stories with an over-abundance of exotic names for characters, objects, or events.
Thus was born this challenge. We'd like to see the fine minds of the AH take on some of these crimes against humanity (and other species) and rehabilitate them, or at least make the perversions some fun to indulge in. If you'd like to play, just PM me. If you're not sure what sin you'd like to revel in (see the list below), I'll assign you one; if you've got a preference, let me know. As each sin finds a voluptuary to indulge in it, I will mark it on this post as "taken" so that we get a good spread of literary offences in which to luxuriate.
Once you've chosen your sin, write a short-short story (850 words or less) that commits it flagrantly and with style. Show the rest of us how it's really meant to be done. When your story is complete, PM it to me. I will post the stories anonymously on a voting thread, and the AH members can vote on the story that best tempts them to iniquity.
I'd like to give writers time to do well on their works, so let's make this a two-week challenge window. Provided that I find some interested writers, I will post the results on - when else? - April the first.
The Cardinal Sins of Carnal Writing
Original sins and demonic conceptions
• (TAKEN) Second person point of view.
• (TAKEN) Celebrity stories that involve dull, annoying, or repulsive celebrities.
• “Magic cock” or other magic body part stories, in which one sight of the amazing body part generates instant adoration and lust in the viewer.
• (TAKEN) Any story beginning with the phrase “this really happened” or “this is a true story.”
Unnatural Intercourse
• (TAKEN) Male characters capable of excessive numbers of orgasms and erections; male or female characters emitting impossibly copious quantities of ejaculate.
• (TAKEN_ Characters with extreme and/or impossible anatomies: perfect, perky 38DD breasts, 18” cocks, etc.
• Sex acts either impossible or inaccurately described.
Diabolical visions
• (TAKEN) Numerical measurements in descriptions of characters’ anatomies.
• Character descriptions that include references to working out and/or the character looking less than his or her age.
• “Laundry list” descriptions that describe all elements of a character at once.
• (TAKEN) “Mirror scenes” or other scenes in which the central character describes him/herself in adoring, lingering detail.
Fraternization between enemies
• (TAKEN) Failure to include any dialogue or use of highly clichéd dialogue (including the ever popular "OOOHHHHH FUCK MY PUSSY HARD I'M CUUUUUUMIIIIINGGGGG!").
• (TAKEN) “Orange juice” dialogue (3113’s excellent term) – that is, banal dialogue that does not advance the action or characterization (“Want some orange juice, honey?” “Sure. Is my shirt ironed?” etc.).
• Voice/character mismatches, as in the tough-as-nails hog queen who speaks in prim boarding-school-perfect grammar.
Blasphemy: crimes against language
• (TAKEN) Abundant flaws in spelling, grammar, punctuation, and/or word usage.
• Frequent use of clichés or repetitive phrases.
• (TAKEN) “Purple prose” – excessively ornate, rich, and/or elaborate literary style.
• (TAKEN) Excessive use of unusual punctuation (exclamation points, ellipses, dashes) and/or fonts (italics, boldface, all caps).
• BDSM stories in which the submissive is called “pet,” “little one,” or similar extremely common/clichéd name.
• (TAKEN) Accents or dialects heavily rendered in phonetic spellings.
• Fantasy stories with an over-abundance of exotic names for characters, objects, or events.
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