Howdy, all.
I'm usually very open with my children. Of course, there are things a five-year-old and a four-year-old simply don't need to know when it comes to sex, and I think I have found a good common ground when it comes to talking about things. They know the basics, they know sex is meant to be a special thing shared between adults...things like that.
Here's the problem.
I have a plethora of sex toys. A veritable treasure trove of them. I keep them in a 'treasure chest' (which actually looks like a treasure chest) that stays under my bed. Usually very well-hidden. Somehow, someway, my son chanced upon it.
So I walk into my bedroom and he's sitting there on the floor with this treasure chest open, looking at the array of naughty things. There are NO pictures or magazines, anything like that in this chest, so he didn't see anything other than the sex toys themselves. I was mortified and stood there for a moment, utterly speechless.
He asked me what 'those things' were...then, thank GOD, my little girl hollered at him from outside and he suddenly got up and ran off to play. (The joys of being a kid, huh?) Anyway...I dodged the bullet and didn't have to answer, because he wasn't too interested. But I know it will come up again. SOON. He's not the kind of kid to forget things.
So...what the hell do I say? I have no problem explaining sex to my kids, but I never expected to have to explain vibrators and dildos and anal beads!
Anybody else ever have their toy chest plundered by an unsuspecting kid? How did you handle it? What explanation did you give?
ANY help would be spectacular, great, wonderful. Thanks...
S.
I'm usually very open with my children. Of course, there are things a five-year-old and a four-year-old simply don't need to know when it comes to sex, and I think I have found a good common ground when it comes to talking about things. They know the basics, they know sex is meant to be a special thing shared between adults...things like that.
Here's the problem.
I have a plethora of sex toys. A veritable treasure trove of them. I keep them in a 'treasure chest' (which actually looks like a treasure chest) that stays under my bed. Usually very well-hidden. Somehow, someway, my son chanced upon it.
So I walk into my bedroom and he's sitting there on the floor with this treasure chest open, looking at the array of naughty things. There are NO pictures or magazines, anything like that in this chest, so he didn't see anything other than the sex toys themselves. I was mortified and stood there for a moment, utterly speechless.
He asked me what 'those things' were...then, thank GOD, my little girl hollered at him from outside and he suddenly got up and ran off to play. (The joys of being a kid, huh?) Anyway...I dodged the bullet and didn't have to answer, because he wasn't too interested. But I know it will come up again. SOON. He's not the kind of kid to forget things.
So...what the hell do I say? I have no problem explaining sex to my kids, but I never expected to have to explain vibrators and dildos and anal beads!
Anybody else ever have their toy chest plundered by an unsuspecting kid? How did you handle it? What explanation did you give?
ANY help would be spectacular, great, wonderful. Thanks...
S.