Ummm...I don't know how to explain this one. Help?

[sheath]

Ah "privacy" -- He knows!

What adults say when they want to be by themselves and do things they don't want anyone to know about. Like mom and dad fighting on the bed.

Fighting? I always thought they were wrestling!

S.

 

[midwestyankee]

Fighting? I always thought they were wrestling!

S.

Do you suppose that was the inspiration for all those crazy sound effects they use in professional wrestling these days?

 

[sheath]

Do you suppose that was the inspiration for all those crazy sound effects they use in professional wrestling these days?

I have two thoughts here:

There is inspiration in professional wresting?

And whaddya mean...those sounds aren't REAL?

I feel strangely cheated.

*snicker*

S.

 

[ggoof]

Hi Sheath,

I just wanted to say I think you handled that very well and the way you treat your children makes me sure they will grow up to be pleasant persons.

After lurking in the forum for a while it was time post my first message myself. So consider this my "coming out" from the lurker fraction.

Thank you very much for this thread and every body else for posting I had a very good time reading this thread (I was laughing with you not about you).

Cheers,
gg


PS: wait until he comes and tells you he has a tense neck and wants to relax too

 

[sheath]

Hi Sheath,

I just wanted to say I think you handled that very well and the way you treat your children makes me sure they will grow up to be pleasant persons.

After lurking in the forum for a while it was time post my first message myself. So consider this my "coming out" from the lurker fraction.

Thank you very much for this thread and every body else for posting I had a very good time reading this thread (I was laughing with you not about you).

Cheers,
gg


PS: wait until he comes and tells you he has a tense neck and wants to relax too

Welcome to lit! And thanks for the kind words.

If that kid ever tells me he has a tense neck and needs to relax and wants to use those 'relaxors' to do it...hell, I don't know WHAT I will say. LOL

But I'm sure I will blush furiously and babble.



S.

 

[ggoof]

Thank you for the warm welcome Sheath!

Here's a for you

 

[mr_mojo_risin]

my fiance's son found her vibrator and ask what it was and i said it was a tool i used for work and he dropped the subject and went on about his business

 

[M's girl]

How about telling him they are massagers? You could satisfy a little curiousity if need be by letting him feel on the back of his hand how one vibrates and explain that helps with muscle and joint pain in adults, but is too harsh to use on children's injuries. If he mentions it to other adults, it is not entirely untrue, and there is no reason they need doubt what he is saying, or what you are doing.

Good thread... I was just talking about this, in a way, on Dutch Lit. I know this post is somewhat older, but who cares.

It reminded me of the time when I had bought a "real" massager, the one to rub your neck and such. I had terrible migraines at the time and hoped for some relief (I NOW understand I should have bought THE OTHER - ahum - massager since orgasms seem to be great for pain relief, anyway...)....

I used the thing once, but it was useless for my purpose. I decided to try to sell it through an e-bay-like construction. It was brand new and had not been cheap. The woman who called me about my advertisement talked to me in an Amsterdam accent (you Dutch people will know what I mean... ) and asked straight up: "Is the massager for internal or external use?"

I was flabbergasted for a moment. I mean... I am not VERY shy and all but this was the last question I had expected. "It.... is.... for OUTSIDE use!" I stumbled... She was disappointed and hung up.

I mean!..... Would YOU ever buy a second hand INTERNAL ( ) massager? Not me!

On the subject though.... My partner has two young children and we make sure they don't get in contact with stuff like this. But if they would I would, like you sheath, not lie about it. I would not tell the exact and explicit truth either... something along the lines of what CF said I suppose ... (God! I hope I never have to do that!!)

 

[Jailhouse]

Your desire to tell the truth to your kids is *very* refreshing and brave. I'm quite impressed to read it. Telling fibs and half-truths and white lies is the easy way out and too many parents fail to challenge themselves to a higher standard. Good for you. Really.

I would suggest that you keep in mind that truth is not necessarily a black or white thing. Some things are true, but not appropriate for the person who hears it. For instance, when I broke up with my wife I did not tell my kids that she was an evil, selfish person who cared more for herself than she did for their well-being. I believe this to be true, but I didn't say it. What I said, instead, was that we could no longer live together because we did not want or like the same things. In time I'll flesh that out for them and fill in some blanks, but I doubt I'll ever open the flood gates and tell the kids the full measure of what I think. Anyhow, the point I'm making is that the truth was told, but not in its full amount because they couldn't handle the whole thing.

What I'm saying is that you don't have to go through and tell him "This is my custom-made Rabbit vibrator that I like a lot because it buzzes my clit but also has this little attachment which stimulates my anus so I cum until I can't walk". Just let him know they belong to you and that they're private. He may ask for more information, but he doesn't have to have more.

And get that lock.

 

[dirtylittleslut]

I just wanted to add that I too have been caught. My son was playing with something one day, all I could hear was this buzzing noise. Well, stupid me, being busy didn't just stop what I was doing to go check on him. I sent one of his big sisters to see.
So, I got to explain what this buzzing thing going across the floor was to two children. lol He had my corded bullet on full blast and it was going wild. LOL My 7 year old asked me what it was as I took it away from my son and quickly turned it off. I told her that it was a special massager and thankfully she took that for an answer without any other problems. (I have a bad back and they know I use things to relieve the pain from time to time, so even though my face was I'm sure ten shades of red, she took it in stride without feeling I was lieing to her).

Needless to say, now when I hear noises, I won't care what I am doing..I will be the one going to investigate. LOL He is not quite 3 yet, so he really doesn't require answers..just things removed from him. But I was grateful that it did not look like anything that they could relate to a human body.

Now all my toys are put way up high in an area that they know to belong to their father. So none of my kids feel the need to go in there.

 

[tonethebone]

Not to make fun of some of your mis-adventures, but I laughed my ass off on some of the posts here

My wife and I have a few "toys" we use from time to time. One is a "Super Bullet". We keep it with the others in a storage thing in the headboard. One time I went to grab it during the heat of the moment, and found it had been moved. While still in the same cabinet, it was in a different location. I asked my wife about it, and she said she had not touched it since the last time I put it back.

We both looked at each other in total fear. The only other person living with us is my 22 year old daughter

How was I ever gonna approach my daughter on that LOL

Never did, but I've found our stash has been "relocated" on more than on occassion