the Un-Hijackable, Non Sequitor, Rambling Thread
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A Desert Rose said:
Either that or our snow angel is DAMN stubborn. Question is, is she more or less stubborn than some of the PYL's around here? (My money's on more, here)
Update.. her mom's flight was cancelled so I ended up taking her (Snowy, that is) to the hospital and signing her in so she can get all the bloodwork and crap done. Her mum will be will here in a few hours. I bribed the phlebotomist with a can of Lime Coke to use only Eeyore bandaids. I swear people, we will take very good care of her and have her back running amuck with reckless abandon as soon as she's able to.
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I went in this morning before they took her away (more to keep her mum company and such than out of any worry). She managed to stay in her own pj's til this morning instead of a humiliation gown. Part of it was that she enlisted her doctor's help and she had a really cool nurse. The other part is that she's stubborn. Very very stubborn. (The hospital she's in assigns a specific nurse to a patient per shift for their length of stay whenever possible. I don't know how usual this is outside of specialty floors, like oncology or whatever. I know they didn't do it when I got mine out more years ago than I care to remember.) It took forever! She finally got out of the OR around 10. She was in recovery so long because she ran a really high fever this afternoon. It's normal now, or as normal as it's supposed to be after a tonsillectomy.
Her dad is here now, too. The funniest thing happened this morning. They gave her some Valium, then something else in an IV. The orderlies came in to pack her up. Orderly number one was a very nice lady with a motherly air. Orderly number two was a nicely muscled man with an earing and short dreads and he was wearing a hospital green bandanna tied around his dreads. So the first thing Ciara says (she was pretty high by now) "WOW! Are you like a pirate or something?" He laughed telling her "Maybe in a former life!" She then proceeded to proposition him, graphically and in detail. It started with "If I was gonna be your wenchie sexy toy person thingie.. we'd..." and ended with "Hey! Are we going to YOUR house now?" as they were going out the door. I walked with them as far as the elevator. Her mum was laughing madly (Ciara's same laugh; it was so weird! They sound so much alike. Ciara looks like her too, except for the 8 inches shorter part. The woman's beautiful, btw.) The door closed on "do you have a yaknow motorrrcycle bikey thingie?" Emphasis on the "rrrrr" part. I don't know if it was because she forgot the word she was saying or it was just really hard to pronounce in her inebriated state. The anesthesiologist said that she was hard to drug. Apparently she was talking about 70 words per minute til they knocked her out, with NO inhibitions.
Her dad is here now, too. The funniest thing happened this morning. They gave her some Valium, then something else in an IV. The orderlies came in to pack her up. Orderly number one was a very nice lady with a motherly air. Orderly number two was a nicely muscled man with an earing and short dreads and he was wearing a hospital green bandanna tied around his dreads. So the first thing Ciara says (she was pretty high by now) "WOW! Are you like a pirate or something?" He laughed telling her "Maybe in a former life!" She then proceeded to proposition him, graphically and in detail. It started with "If I was gonna be your wenchie sexy toy person thingie.. we'd..." and ended with "Hey! Are we going to YOUR house now?" as they were going out the door. I walked with them as far as the elevator. Her mum was laughing madly (Ciara's same laugh; it was so weird! They sound so much alike. Ciara looks like her too, except for the 8 inches shorter part. The woman's beautiful, btw.) The door closed on "do you have a yaknow motorrrcycle bikey thingie?" Emphasis on the "rrrrr" part. I don't know if it was because she forgot the word she was saying or it was just really hard to pronounce in her inebriated state. The anesthesiologist said that she was hard to drug. Apparently she was talking about 70 words per minute til they knocked her out, with NO inhibitions.
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LOL! Snowy in a drug-induced stream-of-consciousness perv on the orderly... too bad you didn't videotape that... a lot of people here would pay good money for copies 
Reminds of the time I had oral surgery (yuck) that lasted for a couple of hours, under general anesthesia. Every 30 minutes or so, they'd bring me partway back up (I don't know the reason, but they said they had to do it). The first two times they brought me back up, they said they could tell when I was coming back because I immediately latched onto the nurse-anesthetist's breast with my free hand (anesthetic going in via IV on the other arm, so it was secured to the table). After the second time, she tied that hand down, too! I guess a lot of us pervs let our sexuality reign when we're not really conscious...
Reminds of the time I had oral surgery (yuck) that lasted for a couple of hours, under general anesthesia. Every 30 minutes or so, they'd bring me partway back up (I don't know the reason, but they said they had to do it). The first two times they brought me back up, they said they could tell when I was coming back because I immediately latched onto the nurse-anesthetist's breast with my free hand (anesthetic going in via IV on the other arm, so it was secured to the table). After the second time, she tied that hand down, too! I guess a lot of us pervs let our sexuality reign when we're not really conscious...
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OMG What ever happened to spew alerts? I'm just glad I wasn't drinking anything. Man, I hope I've never done anything like that under anesthesia. (I'm pretty sure I haven't. K's normally with me, and he'd never let me live it down.)
Somehow I think it'll make her 
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I told snowy I was going to give her an obscene phone call while she was in the hospital. I called her. I was going to do Dobby from HP, or maybe the Shrub in the White House. (I do impressions...) At the last minute I changed my mind. I called and I swear I had snowy on the line. I did my thing, and what response do I get?
"Ciara, honey, James Bond is on the phone. He wants to know if you want to be shaken or stirred?"
I got her mother. They sound A LOT alike on the phone. They both broke up laughing. Of course, so did I.
"Ciara, honey, James Bond is on the phone. He wants to know if you want to be shaken or stirred?"
I got her mother. They sound A LOT alike on the phone. They both broke up laughing. Of course, so did I.
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D's mariposa said:
*carefully wipes off her laptop*
Oh dear lord, graceanne did say this was a hysterically funny thread.....oh man.
*tries to stop laughing*
oh man...
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[rant]
I hate judges, lawyers, witnesses, interpreters and all others involved in court proceedings.[/rant]
I hate judges, lawyers, witnesses, interpreters and all others involved in court proceedings.[/rant]
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AngelicAssassin said:
Nevermind... I can't get it to work.
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update on the stubborn one....
No, snowy's not home yet. There's a few complications going on. Her doctor thought originally she picked up a bug or something, but it looks an awful lot like a drug reaction of some sort, now. Ah well, as soon as she can keep food down, she can come home, we hope.
And no, jell-o in any form is currently not an option. It comes right back too.
No, snowy's not home yet. There's a few complications going on. Her doctor thought originally she picked up a bug or something, but it looks an awful lot like a drug reaction of some sort, now. Ah well, as soon as she can keep food down, she can come home, we hope.
And no, jell-o in any form is currently not an option. It comes right back too.
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Nope, she's on an iv and ice cubes. Water works maybe half the time.
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gross out alert. blood and hurlage.
It appears to be one of the pain killers as her temp and her nausea rise about 20 minutes after it goes into the iv. So they're trying to back off on those. Normally she'd be past the major pain except she broke/tore one of the scabs at the back of her throat when she was throwing up. It keeps bleeding so she may have more surgery tonight.
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It appears to be one of the pain killers as her temp and her nausea rise about 20 minutes after it goes into the iv. So they're trying to back off on those. Normally she'd be past the major pain except she broke/tore one of the scabs at the back of her throat when she was throwing up. It keeps bleeding so she may have more surgery tonight.
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Try again
Remind her what she got for Jell-O last time. She still has it. Threaten to ask me for details since Kat ain't available. Then, tell her you'll bring D to the hospital to find out where she's stored it.D's mariposa said:
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So you're the reason they both break up laughing every time someone mentions Jell-o. Why am I so not surprised? Giving credit where credit's due, she was trying, it's not like she's refusing to eat.
Which reminds me...
The other day, Kat mentioned Jell-o and they started laughing again, in front of the Jr. Domme (aka the Wundermunchkin). The Jr. Domme asked what was so funny. Ciara said she'd tell her when she was older. At which point, the kid says "I'll be 9 on Friday, y'know."
Which reminds me...
The other day, Kat mentioned Jell-o and they started laughing again, in front of the Jr. Domme (aka the Wundermunchkin). The Jr. Domme asked what was so funny. Ciara said she'd tell her when she was older. At which point, the kid says "I'll be 9 on Friday, y'know."
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I will. No gropes yet, though. I don't think she's up for gropes yet.
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D's mariposa said:
That's not what that orderly thinks, I bet ya...
