Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[SusanHoward]

I never ask him to pull out.

 

[Cowboy34]

I have a small cock

 

[EctoJohn]

I have gone kangaroo riding through the Australian outback.

 

[Fantasyzone]

I have sausages for ears and an owls talon as a nose.

 

[Taegul]

I'm rooting for the Dodgers this post season. Go Blue!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go rinse my mouth out with soap and pure alcohol.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

That I didn't just sell my old Oasis t-shirt on ebay for $150

 

[Wand3rlust]

I understand it all.

 

[Mrswargamer9dash1]

I'll kick your ass.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm very pretty.

 

[PotNoodle79]

I am calm

 

[Taegul]

I have actually come from the distant future to try and save all of your souls by revealing the one true religion. All others are phony and fake, and there is but one true faith that will reward you with eternal bliss and harmony...

Scientology. Yup. It's not too late to convert. And to give up all your money too. You don't wanna be left behind when the spaceships come to carry us all off....or whatever the fuck they we believe in. Repent, sinners!

 

[Sexydrana]

Yea I’m a time traveler, don’t listen to @Taegul because that’s just how apocalypse #9600444081 starts in timeline # 42909942394. What everyone wants to do is throw eggs at the aliens when they arrive… trust me I’d never lie

 

[Coconutty70]

I have travelled from the past to warn you about @Taegul and @Sexydrana because they came to the past, from the future, and told us lots of lies about things we haven’t heard of yet, like scitentolology and aliants, and they left behind a machine that allows me to come to my future to warn you about your future. Because I’m bothered. Trust me… I never lie either!

 

[lil_jenni]

I do not have yet another girl crush.

 

[Sexydrana]

I sin for all of us

 

[EctoJohn]

I am everywhere.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I'm not watching a Clive Owen movie

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I don't think Avril Lavigne is actually pretty solid

 

[NCneedslove_18]

I invented the internet and created Lit. You all are welcome

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You are all figments of my delusions, thinking yourselves to be the center of existence. You’re not.

That’s my cat. Just ask her.

 

[Sexydrana]

If you are reading this, I am your narrator and you are about to get really annoyed…

 

[Jaws82]

If you are reading this, I am your narrator and you are about to get really annoyed…

Oh no !!!

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'm okay. No really, I'm fine.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Jaws and I had a love child who will rule the world in 20 years.

 

[Jaws82]

Jaws and I had a love child who will rule the world in 20 years.

The only lie is that it’s taking 20 years