You are an enabler.. Moonshine, you are not helping here...Just call me alcohol cause it sounds like a great idea to me too.
Right now I’m listing to my daughter discover all the things that urban outfitters has on their app.
Poetry books and sex toys?
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Well, I can write bad poetry myself, but a sex toy...why not?
Moonshine, you are not helping here...
Poetry books and sex toys?
My kind of weekend for sure.https://media1.tenor.com/m/iKfffx_paqYAAAAd/im-trying.gif
And poetry, sex toys and alcohol just sound so delicious....
True, true... but the power bill is going to go up at the rate I'm going.https://media1.tenor.com/m/iKfffx_paqYAAAAd/im-trying.gif
And poetry, sex toys and alcohol just sound so delicious....
You write good poetry and ooohhh... can I shop for you?! What's my budget?
You gonna share which one?
I'm just gonna say I have a distinct lack of sex toys...True, true... but the power bill is going to go up at the rate I'm going.
Noooope.You gonna share which one?
I personally believe the best gifts are free.True, true... but the power bill is going to go up at the rate I'm going.
You write good poetry and ooohhh... can I shop for you?! What's my budget?
Incoming pm...I personally believe the best gifts are free.
It's been a while since I bought myself a toy, so I have no idea what a "good" one runs.
Also, disagree on the poetry writing. Never my strong point.
But the deals are so good right now…. Or so I keep telling myself.
I'm so much of a Chappell Roan fanboy that I thought about getting a pink cowboy hat tat.Trying to get Pink Pony Club out of my head while I comb out a little girls hair. How did you get so many knots, we just did this yesterday
lol I’m glad you gave in since you convinced me to buy a toy earlier this week!
Is it one of the ones I suggested?!
Cause... we can compare notes...
My wallet isn’t ready for that stage with these girls.Just call me alcohol cause it sounds like a great idea to me too.
Right now I’m listing to my daughter discover all the things that urban outfitters has on their app.
Some are good deals.. some are.. well... inflated "deals."
Well that deals countdown timer on the Lovense website is total BS. How they take advantage of my FOMO. Fool me once, fool me 3x…wait that’s a good deal
lol uh yeah….you had great suggestions!Is it one of the ones I suggested?!
I have never had a Lovense toy...Well that deals countdown timer on the Lovense website is total BS. How they take advantage of my FOMO. Fool me once, fool me 3x…wait that’s a good deal
But I have found an amazing g-spot vibe that is waterproof, rechargeable, and strong for around $10. 
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Well that deals countdown timer on the Lovense website is total BS. How they take advantage of my FOMO. Fool me once, fool me 3x…wait that’s a good deal
Oooh I love my lovense toys! Nora never lets me down!I have never had a Lovense toy...
