Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've had this happen - but the molten hot cheese landed on my hand and gave me awful blisters. I'm scared of pizza now lol.

Not enough to not eat it tho.

Is this why @crazychemgirl doesn’t like molten boner lava?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is this why @crazychemgirl doesn’t like molten boner lava?

If it's really molten, does that mean she was fucking a mountain?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Put that way, would you? Something lava-like, nasty enough to melt a boner? Ichk. Pass.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If it's really molten, does that mean she was fucking a mountain?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o6ozA0QJTqtMK6QSI/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91v8tokz2phjufcqoxop4i98rn40ypbcul2es7m7o7&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Put that way, would you? Something lava-like, nasty enough to melt a boner? Ichk. Pass.

I’m not really icked out by boner lava but it’s not really my favorite thing to consume either no matter how you put it

 

[UnquietDreams]

Put that way, would you? Something lava-like, nasty enough to melt a boner? Ichk. Pass.

See, it's the "melting" part. I took a vulcanology class...

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Oh, come on! This is CCG! She would wreck him without raising a sweat...

Fire of Love, baby!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is this why @crazychemgirl doesn’t like molten boner lava?

I have yet to encounter “molten” boner lava… I feel like that might be a problem.

 

[TXRafe]

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his wife is so tiny, its hilarious...https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2019-04/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-web-03/sub-buzz-2077-1556652565-1.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/d4/a6/bc/d4a6bc5c918a75ccdce86cbbd364ba79.jpg

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have yet to encounter “molten” boner lava… I feel like that might be a problem.

Well, non-molton lava is...a rock.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, non-molton lava is...a rock.

That’s what he said

 

[Mada69]

Well, non-molton lava is...a rock.

That's an entirely different problem

 

[UnquietDreams]

That’s what he said

No, that's what I said.

See, I wrote it. Up there.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok ok ….


I have an announcement …



















It’s Friday.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have yet to encounter “molten” boner lava… I feel like that might be a problem.

Yeah yeah yeah, I don’t listen when my doctor says that either

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Yeah yeah yeah, I don’t listen when my doctor says that either

What? Sorry, wasn’t listening. . . .

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok ok ….


I have an announcement …



















It’s Friday.

Not in Japan. It is Saturday.

You are a continental chauvinist.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not in Japan. It is Saturday.

You are a continental chauvinist.

Suck a dick, cunt snot.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Suck a dick cunt snot.

Wait, am I supposed to suck a dick, a cunt, or snot?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wait, am I supposed to suck a dick, a cunt, or snot?

I edited my post in the fucking MILLISECONDS it took for you to quote it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

my god people…. I have legit ZERO patience for shit today

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Suck a dick, cunt snot.

Is c*nt snot like boner lava? You think a lot about bodily fluids dontcha?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I edited my post in the fucking MILLISECONDS it took for you to quote it.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Uur5cL8yWc8AAAAd/steve-marting.gif

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is c*nt snot like boner lava? You think a lot about bodily fluids dontcha?

Only when you're ovulating

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is c*nt snot like boner lava? You think a lot about bodily fluids dontcha?

I just like giving them weird names … cunt snot is like the jizz that is still there hours after sex… just hanging out inside like, “bro … what do we do now?”