Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I am so mad at me right now.... I got an email from Norton saying they charged my account $360... and since they legitimately did that to me a couple years ago, I'm furious and out for blood. So I call, and get someone with a thick accent and after going back and forth he is saying to cancel it he needs me on my computer and is describing how he will get access to my computer.... then I finally realized this was BS and obviously didn't give it to him. But I'm still mad at me for not being more careful about that. After decades of experience in the computer industry, I just wasn't paying attention to all the signs I usually watch for.... because I was so mad they were screwing me again.

Clearly, I need to sit down and have a serious chat with me about this.

I love you, and you are okay.

Even experienced professionals who damn well know better fall into this crap a time or two. They understand how to piss you off, and that bypasses your smarts. And you are a smart woman. Add that to your chat.

 

[LupineOne]

Potato soup?

I need all the soup recipes

Potato cheddar bacon, yes.

And @MedicalMuse

Damn straight!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Everyone who pimps for votes is just making me voke for Wand3r again and again

Vote for Everyone With An Underscore In Their Name!

The True Wankers!

(Or Wand3er, yet again.) ​

 

[BrendaBear]

Damn straight!

Well yeah.... if it's a crooked and bent and shit, that just makes it worse.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Are you showing us where the tree goes?

See below

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Ahhhh you beat me to it

 

[BrendaBear]

Ahhhh you beat me to it

https://media1.tenor.com/m/HTTpVjyONUwAAAAd/beavis-and-butt-head-laughing.gif

 

[bashfull]

Please, less hiding, more girls making out in public. Thank you.

Don't really know ya, but I like the way you think!

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

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As someone who's been rehearsing Christmas music for 2 months, the struggle is real.

 

[Wriggle]

I've been filming Christmas stuff today and have shown off my sexy Christmas socks all day.
I've even had to wish many people a happy Christmas

 

[MindYaBitness]

Everyone who pimps for votes is just making me voke for Wand3r again and again

I'm not pimping for votes, it's called campaigning, which more a form of dignified whoring than truly pimping!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Good morning!!
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This you @MindYaBitness

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To be fair, @MindYaBitness has spent more time instilling the importance of a flared base, which most of those have…

Also, how else am I supposed to celebrate if I don’t put up a tree?

You can put a tree up, just don’t put a tree up there!

Ahhhh you beat meat to it

FIFY

 

[crazychemgirl]

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NGL … I listened to Christmas music this morning

 

[SWR101]

I'm not pimping for votes, it's called campaigning, which more a form of dignified whoring than truly pimping!

To be fair, her campaign strategy worked on me…

 

[UnquietDreams]

NGL … I listened to Christmas music this morning

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hey I didn’t make YOU listen!


You can only pull the yellow card if I picked you up and drove you around with me and forced you to listen.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hey I didn’t make YOU listen!


You can only pull the yellow card if I picked you up and drove you around with me and forced you to listen.

No, that gets a red card.

I have that too.

 

[BrendaBear]

To be fair, her campaign strategy worked on me…

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

Hey I didn’t make YOU listen!


You can only pull the yellow card if I picked you up and drove you around with me and forced you to listen.

You're picking us up for rides now?

 

[bashfull]

You're picking us up for rides now?

ahem...what kind of ride? that might work yanno.

 

[__Nathan1968]

You're picking us up for rides now?

You haven’t downloaded the Boober© App yet? A small subsidiary of Cockapult Global Solutions.

 

[BrendaBear]

No, that gets a red card.

Now I'm kind of wondering what @crazychemgirl listens to as "Christmas music"....

Considering that... I don't know that I'd show a card, I might just have to get my ass out of the car.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hey I didn’t make YOU listen!


You can only pull the yellow card if I picked you up and drove you around with me and forced you to listen.

You're picking us up for rides now?

Oh good, point. Fine, @crazychemgirl, if you drive me around, you can play all of the Christmas music if you want to.

Also, we can work on that Totally Real Best Couple award.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Now I'm kind of wondering what @crazychemgirl listens to as "Christmas music"....

Considering that... I don't know that I'd show a card, I might just have to get my ass out of the car.