Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

Also, how else am I supposed to celebrate if I don’t put up a tree?

Keep it in your, um, heart?

 

[LostHorizon]

I just found a crushed Almond Joy candy bar at the bottom of my bag. I have no idea how it got there.

 

[lavendersilk]

I just found a crushed Almond Joy candy bar at the bottom of my bag. I have no idea how it got there.

https://media.tenor.com/E9kLGEuuoeEAAAAM/confused-nightmare-before-christmas.gif

 

[LostHorizon]

https://media.tenor.com/E9kLGEuuoeEAAAAM/confused-nightmare-before-christmas.gif

It’s a mystery to me too. But I was desperate for something sweet so it hit the spot.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Keep it in your, um, heart?

I’m no doctor, but if it gets to that point… I’m dead right?
Oh well, nothing ventured nothing gained

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Also, how else am I supposed to celebrate if I don’t put up a tree?

i think that preposition belongs at the end of the sentence.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Keep it in your, um, heart?

From the heart of your bottom?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Keep it in your, um, heart?

That’s where Jesus goes!

 

[SWR101]

Wait... so it's a threesome award? Oh... I need to get busy!!

Well, hello there…

 

[Bry1313]

I would never hide you
Id even try for more than "just ok" with you

If you call her adequate I might never recover

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If you call her adequate I might never recover

Don't worry, adequate is reserved just for you

 

[crazychemgirl]

How about:

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Do we need a CCG PSA refresher on butthole vacuums?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Do we need a CCG PSA refresher on butthole vacuums?

https://voca.ro/1jFlxah2FFva

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Also, how else am I supposed to celebrate if I don’t put a tree up my butt?

FIFY

 

[MindYaBitness]

I forgot to share yesterday's campaign here as well.

Vote for Me!
https://i.ibb.co/RCdDQLQ/55474609-e43f-43a8-99d7-f55333642c3d.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I forgot to share yesterday's campaign here as well.

Vote for Monkey!

Are you showing us where the tree goes?

 

[SWR101]

I forgot to share yesterday's campaign here as well.

Vote for Me!
https://i.ibb.co/RCdDQLQ/55474609-e43f-43a8-99d7-f55333642c3d.gif

So, can I vote again or what…

 

[MindYaBitness]

Are you showing us where the tree goes?

Well, just the good wood, not the entire tree

 

[MindYaBitness]

So, can I vote again or what…

Yes, please do! I'm not as tech savvy as @Wriggle , so I don't have a program running to vote for myself every 10 minutes!

 

[SWR101]

Yes, please do! I'm not as tech savvy as @Wriggle , so I don't have a program running to vote for myself every 10 minutes!

Done!

 

[BrendaBear]

I am so mad at me right now.... I got an email from Norton saying they charged my account $360... and since they legitimately did that to me a couple years ago, I'm furious and out for blood. So I call, and get someone with a thick accent and after going back and forth he is saying to cancel it he needs me on my computer and is describing how he will get access to my computer.... then I finally realized this was BS and obviously didn't give it to him. But I'm still mad at me for not being more careful about that. After decades of experience in the computer industry, I just wasn't paying attention to all the signs I usually watch for.... because I was so mad they were screwing me again.

Clearly, I need to sit down and have a serious chat with me about this.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Are you showing us where the tree goes?

 

[Wriggle]

Yes, please do! I'm not as tech savvy as @Wriggle , so I don't have a program running to vote for myself every 10 minutes!

Everyone who pimps for votes is just making me voke for Wand3r again and again

 

[Wriggle]

I am so mad at me right now.... I got an email from Norton saying they charged my account $360... and since they legitimately did that to me a couple years ago, I'm furious and out for blood. So I call, and get someone with a thick accent and after going back and forth he is saying to cancel it he needs me on my computer and is describing how he will get access to my computer.... then I finally realized this was BS and obviously didn't give it to him. But I'm still mad at me for not being more careful about that. After decades of experience in the computer industry, I just wasn't paying attention to all the signs I usually watch for.... because I was so mad they were screwing me again.

Clearly, I need to sit down and have a serious chat with me about this.

Wankers of all time award for these fucks

 

[SWR101]

I am so mad at me right now.... I got an email from Norton saying they charged my account $360... and since they legitimately did that to me a couple years ago, I'm furious and out for blood. So I call, and get someone with a thick accent and after going back and forth he is saying to cancel it he needs me on my computer and is describing how he will get access to my computer.... then I finally realized this was BS and obviously didn't give it to him. But I'm still mad at me for not being more careful about that. After decades of experience in the computer industry, I just wasn't paying attention to all the signs I usually watch for.... because I was so mad they were screwing me again.

Clearly, I need to sit down and have a serious chat with me about this.

Hey, you caught it before they did real damage. I got account hacked via a bad disCord link a few years ago and was way more pissed at myself than at the scammer who spammed fake porn links to every server and channel I had access to. Took days to clean that up…