Keeping it Classy with MWP

[cheney_dude_2022]

Morning friends!!
Getting a relaxing soak in this morning before having to adult and mom!
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Mmmmmm, those red painted toenails.. Melts my heart right there..

 

[cheney_dude_2022]

Okay… it’s been a long weekend… what’s your favorite physical feature on yourself? Mine is my ass
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You're making me have very bad and naughty thoughts right now..

 

[cheney_dude_2022]

Anyone coming over for wine and Monday Night Football?
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I'll be right over to cuddle next to you with a wine glass in hand watching you more than the football game..

 

[cheney_dude_2022]

Do you ever take a picture, edit it, think it looks okay and then totally change your mind when you go back to post it? That happened to me recently… I shared this with a few select people and found out I was maybe being too critical. Is it one of my favorites? NO! But I’m posting to show all my ladies that perception isn’t always the same for everyone. Love yourselves
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Absolutely stunning @MidwestPrincess23 !!!!

 

[naughty_stories]

Okay… it’s been a long weekend… what’s your favorite physical feature on yourself? Mine is my ass
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I believe the proper order from the lady is "Kiss my ass"

 

[Crownvic]

I believe the proper order from the lady is "Kiss my ass"

Special Delivery.

 

[naughty_stories]

Ladies!!! I figured it out!!!
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[MidwestPrincess23]

 

[AlwaysDancing]

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Hey!! Sexy pickle. Your booty is juicy and you are so fine!!!

 

[naughty_stories]

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You're definitely a big "dill"

 

[13Fantasies]

You're a sexy little pickle with a juicy booty, @MidwestPrincess23.

 

[Crownvic]

Yum yum get me some...

 

[peekingone]

Update - The water softener person was a woman
And we chatted a lot... she was here over an hour. And if you're wondering, I DID keep my bra on

Nice I think I need soft water.... See you shouldn't have put it on in the first place.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Okay… there is never a bad time to start posting recipes… how about this one???


Who names these things anyway??? This doesn’t even sound good!!!

 

[SWR101]

Okay… there is never a bad time to start posting recipes… how about this one???
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Who names these things anyway??? This doesn’t even sound good!!!

Peppermint, grenadine, and ORANGE JUICE?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Peppermint, grenadine, and ORANGE JUICE?

That's what I'm saying... nothing about that sounds good!!! But... I mean... I am corn fed, kinda country and I do have a well... you know - so the name was fun anyway lmao

 

[naughty_stories]

That's what I'm saying... nothing about that sounds good!!! But... I mean... I am corn fed, kinda country and I do have a well... you know - so the name was fun anyway lmao

Very strange combination. Definitely one of those WTF were you thinking when you came up with it?

 

[Qky75]

Okay… there is never a bad time to start posting recipes… how about this one???
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Who names these things anyway??? This doesn’t even sound good!!!

Shouldn't that be,

Bacon grease
Tuna juice
And a white claw?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Shouldn't that be,

Bacon grease
Tuna juice
And a white claw?

OMG! That's even worse!!!!!!

 

[Madhatter02]

Okay… there is never a bad time to start posting recipes… how about this one???
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Who names these things anyway??? This doesn’t even sound good!!!

Maybe switch the peppermint with peach

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Maybe switch the peppermint with peach

That would be a huge improvement!!!

 

[LostHorizon]

Okay… there is never a bad time to start posting recipes… how about this one???
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Who names these things anyway??? This doesn’t even sound good!!!

Is a country pussy and farm cat?

 

[naughty_stories]

That would be a huge improvement!!!

Maybe cinnamon schnapps with peach liqueur

Or a favorite in my house:
1 part vodka
1 part raspberry liqueur
2 parts cranberry juice

I say parts because I've been known to make it by the gallon and as long as the ratio is right it doesn't matter how much you make at once.

 

[SpicyMama38]

Shouldn't that be,

Bacon grease
Tuna juice
And a white claw?

Omg!!! That’s awful!!

 

[willlph]