🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I haven’t voted

Don’t worry, I voted enough for both of us.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Y’all are putting in some really low effort wanking. Just saying,

 

[Bry1313]

Some of you. “All” is pushing it babe.

I get it, I don’t really love me either

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don’t worry, I voted enough for both of us.

You voted more than once??

 

[crazychemgirl]

Some of you. “All” is pushing it babe.

Ok that’s fair … I mean .. all encompasses @Bry1313 and @SalaciousMonkey22

 

[BrendaBear]

I get it, I don’t really love me either

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

You voted more than once??

What, are you writing a book?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I get it, I don’t really love me either

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[Bry1313]

When I see people campaigning too hard and they hand me a ballot

 

[MandaPandaa]

Don’t worry, I voted enough for both of us.

Just both? What am I? Chopped liver?
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just both? What am I? Chopped liver?
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Don’t you worry none.

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[Bry1313]

Just both? What am I? Chopped liver?
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The correct response would be

 

[MandaPandaa]

The correct response would be


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She's awesome. I get chills every time I see her.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The correct response would be


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When I win you can be the Wanker of the Interior

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just both? What am I? Chopped liver?
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And before you ask, If I win and you don’t you can be Wanker of State

 

[Bry1313]

When I win you can be the Wanker of the Interior

I’m ready

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

And before you ask, If I win and you don’t you can be Wanker of State

This is fascinating
Who do you have for Wanker of Labor?
Wanker of Energy?
Wanker of Education?
Chief of Wanking?
Wanker of Agriculture?
Wanker of Justice?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This is fascinating
Who do you have for Wanker of Labor?
Wanker of Energy?
Wanker of Education?
Chief of Wanking?
Wanker of Agriculture?
Wanker of Justice?

So you wanna discuss my openings? Utter pandering. But I ain’t too proud.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So you wanna discuss my openings?

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Utter pandering. But I ain’t too proud.

I'm trying to think of what the wanker of justice would be.
I'll probably go with Ag. My PMs occasionally discuss fauna like the cock-of-the-rock and the dickcissel.

 

[Lmizzler]

This is fascinating
Who do you have for Wanker of Labor?
Wanker of Energy?
Wanker of Education?
Chief of Wanking?
Wanker of Agriculture?
Wanker of Justice?

Please don’t give me a job. Let me wank in peace and quiet.

 

[MandaPandaa]

And before you ask, If I win and you don’t you can be Wanker of State

I wanna be Vice Chancellor Wanker

 

[MandaPandaa]

Please don’t give me a job. Let me wank in peace and quiet.

Way to serve your fellow litsters...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Please don’t give me a job. Let me wank in peace and quiet.

Sounds like a Wanker of Defense if I've ever heard one. Keep the peace

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I wanna be Vice Chancellor Wanker

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sounds like a Wanker of Defense if I've ever heard one. Keep the peace

We have no weapons of war in my wankdom. I mean except for the occasional flogger and whatnot. If you’re into that.