🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Sexy_Singer]

Sucking up to the OG PoJ isn’t going to help you win WotY.

He doesn't deserve WotY but he does deserve honorable mention.

 

[BrendaBear]

He doesn't deserve WotY but he does deserve honorable mention.

So you are saying, he is an honorable wanker?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

So you are saying, he is an honorable wanker?

I'm saying he gets an A for effort. Lol

 

[37_ttej]

I'm saying he gets an A for effort. Lol

I’ll settle for an encouragement award although, upon reflection, I don’t need much encouragement to be a wanker.

 

[Apisto42]

Some wankers are patient.

Some are eager little fuckers, hands on their bits furiously tugging, waiting for their moment.

I will be posting the remaining nominees for Wanker of the Year some time this week, and then next week voting will open.

I haven’t forgotten you. If you’ve sent me your junk it’ll be posted. Promise.

I was supposed to send you my junk? I don’t know you like that.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

@StillRain Hey, best, most attractive, smartest, funniest, sexiest, not-penalizing-me-about-#hba- litster. when does voting start?
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[BrendaBear]

@StillRain Hey, best, most attractive, smartest, funniest, sexiest, not-penalizing-me-about-#hba- litster. when does voting start?
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Nominated for being a bribe-o-wanker

 

[Bry1313]

@StillRain Hey, best, most attractive, smartest, funniest, sexiest, not-penalizing-me-about-#hba- litster. when does voting start?
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Wanker move there for the 404 image, nominated

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wanker move there for the 404 image, nominated

Don’t give him what he wants! Nominated!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I like a good edging as much as the next person but this is getting painful!

 

[InThe312]

Patience.

The OG PoJ's real life is quite busy at the moment, but I'm sure she'll follow through with this brilliant idea as soon as she is able.

 

[Apisto42]

I like a good edging as much as the next person but this is getting painful!

Edging is great for a stupendous end of year wank.

Hope @StillRain is getting through whatever pile of adulting shit is pooling at the moment. Probably needs a relief wank.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Patience.

The OG PoJ's real life is quite busy at the moment, but I'm sure she'll follow through with this brilliant idea as soon as she is able.

Uggh real life is the worst sometimes.

 

[StillRain]

Sorry guys. My life has been ridinkydonk. So so busy.

But guess what…. Today’s the day I decided not to care about it anymore, and say a great big “fuck that” to responsibilities and living up to my all-star reputation in my land’s hero office.

And so, with that, my impatient little wankers…

The last of the nominees…cumming right up.

 

[StillRain]

@UnquietDreams

This wanker embraced their themed trophy like no other. By embraced I mean embraced.

 

[TS_Woody]

@UnquietDreams

This wanker embraced their themed trophy like no other. By embraced I mean embraced.

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Are you in marketing? AFAF

 

[StillRain]

Are you in marketing? AFAF

I am not. I’m in Heroism.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sorry guys. My life has been ridinkydonk. So so busy.

But guess what…. Today’s the day I decided not to care about it anymore, and say a great big “fuck that” to responsibilities and living up to my all-star reputation in my land’s hero office.

And so, with that, my impatient little wankers…

The last of the nominees…cumming right up.

You have hero offices in Australia?!?). I think Bishop is Australian! Do you know Bishop?

Or that indigenous person who could open portals? I don’t really remember him. X-men got kinda stupid after the Mutant Massacre. The whole siege perilous thing didn’t make a lick o’sense but anyway do you know that guy?

 

[StillRain]

@MindYaBitness (formerly tigolbitties)

This wanker wanker so hard we she got sick of hearing her own name and changed it. Fuck.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@MindYaBitness (formerly tigolbitties)

This wanker wanker so hard we she got sick of hearing her own name and changed it. Fuck.

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@MindYaBitness why the virgins gotta be Himalayan?

 

[BrendaBear]

@UnquietDreams

This wanker embraced their themed trophy like no other. By embraced I mean embraced.

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@UnquietDreams … this is truly inspiring me…. to take up collecting Scottish pastry recipes.

 

[Azuldrgon]

*peeks in*
I have been saddled with stuff also.
Glad to see everyone wanking hard.

 

[StillRain]

@Mrtenant

We’ve never seen a wanker so hot for a certificate they wanked with it before, but here we are.

 

[MindYaBitness]

@MindYaBitness why the virgins gotta be Himalayan?

They have special skills passed down through generations of guardians whose duty it is to protect us wankers from the jealous lesser beings who would try to stop us. Like Valkyries, but for Wankers, Wankyries, if you will.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

They have special skills passed down through generations of guardians whose duty it is to protect us wankers from the jealous lesser beings who would try to stop us. Like Valkyries, but for Wankers, Wankyries, if you will.

Sounds shady.